• Phoenix Capital...
    05/30/2015 - 12:50
    In simple terms, if the system is ever under duress again, money market funds can lock in capital (meaning you can’t get your money out) for up to 10 days. This is just the start of a much...

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The Mainstream Media "Explains" Stuff Again, Hilarity Ensues

Yesterday, the mainstream "media" was very useful in explaining why both bad economic news and good economic news lead to stock market rallies. Today, the same mainstream media is even more useful in explaining why stocks are up as the Taper seems less likely, while gold is down because the Taper is... more likely. And #Ref!



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Apparently This MF Global "Clusterfuck" Does Not Deserve Criminal Charges

"O’BRIEN: It is a total clusterfuck . . . . They have to move half a billion dollars out of BONY to pay me back . . . . Tell me how much money is coming in and I will make sure it gets posted. But if you don’t tell me, then tomorrow morning I am going to have a seg problem . . . . I need the money back from the broker-dealer I already gave them. I can’t afford a seg problem."



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Corzine Officially Charged By CFTC For Filing False Reports, Commingling Funds And Other Violations

... the Complaint charges that MF Global (i) unlawfully failed to notify the CFTC immediately when it knew or should have known of the deficiencies in its customer accounts; (ii) filed false reports with the CFTC that failed to show the deficits in the customer accounts; and (iii) used customer funds for impermissible investments in securities that were not considered readily marketable or highly liquid in violation of CFTC regulation; and that Holdings controlled the operations of MF Global and is therefore liable as a principal for MF Global’s violations of the Commodity Exchange Act and CFTC regulations.



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Gold Breaks Below $1200

From the moment Bernanke spoke, Gold and Silver began to accelerate to the downside. Gold legged lower into the NYMEX pit close and faded further in search of the $1200 round number (trading at $1199.90). Down around 12% from the FOMC (gold is now -38% from its highs in 2011). Silver is following (down over 14% from FOMC) as the Gold-to-Silver ratio test 65x (double its lows in April 2011 around 32x) and back to the ratio that existed as Lehman failed.



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Ecuador's President Warns US: "Threats Are Clear Attack On Sovereignty"

It seems things are not going to according to plan for the US...

  • *ECUADOR PRESIDENT CORREA COMMENTS ON SNOWDEN CASE IN LOS RIOS
  • *ECUADOR'S CORREA SAYS WORLD ORDER 'UNJUST' AND 'IMMORAL'
  • *CORREA SAYS U.S. GROUPS CAN'T 'TERRORIZE' ECUADOR WITH THREATS
  • *ECUADOR WON'T ACCEPT 'PRESSURE OR THREATS FROM ANYONE'
  • *ECUADOR SAYS U.S. THREATS 'CLEAR ATTACK' AGAINST SOVEREINGTY.

We suspect it will be a while until the US gets its case read...



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Fed Jawboning Leads To Smooth 7 Year Bond Auction

It only took virtually all the Fed's hawks and doves to undo Bernanke's damage from last week, and jawbone the markets into submission, and halt the stock and bond selloff. Although, judging by yesterday's dismal 5 Year bond auction, few were convinced that the bond market was stabilized. Which is why today's belly buster, 7 Year auction was going to show just how much more daily sermons from the Marriner Eccles priests we would get ahead of next week's 10 and 30 Year auctions. Not surprisingly, it performed admirably, and was far stronger than this week's previous 2 and 5 years weak placements.



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UK Disposable Income Plunges Most In 25 Years

Having miraculously avoided the triple-dip recession and amid a bubbling housing (and stock) market, the average household in the UK is not doing so great. While this may not come as a surprise to many that these two things can be so disconnected, it is simply stunning that UK Disposable Income collapsed in Q1 by its fastest rate in 25 years to its lowest level in almost 8 years. With BoE's Mervyn King on his way out proclaiming that the worst is behind them and "recovery is in sight," perhaps it is Sainsbury's CEO's comments that are most prophetic "It’s unrealistic [for politicians] to paint a picture which is not the reality that consumers are currently experiencing," he said "Nobody should be planning their business today if they're customer-facing on an expectation that consumers have extra money to spend."



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Guest Post: Energy Companies Pull A Blackwater

Norwegian energy company Statoil said last week it was forming a special operations division to handle emergency operations in response to a terrorist attack on a natural gas facility in Algeria. The company said it would double the amount of employees it had designated for existing security operations after reviewing the measures in place at the In Amenas gas facility. A January attack there left employees with Statoil and BP dead in what al-Qaida said was a response to French intervention in Mali. With the economy just as much a viable target as any, counter-terrorism may becoming more than just the military's game. With the international economy depending on a reliable source of energy to keep churning, Statoil's actions suggest the energy sector may start to take on some of that burden itself.



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NSA Collected "Vast Amounts" of Americans' Emails Under Obama, Guardian Reveals

Having appeared to confirm no 'actual' American emails were intercepted in previous statements, it seems President Obama has some more questions to answer after the Guardian reveals that in fact, the Obama administration permitted the National Security Agency to continue collecting vast amounts of records detailing the email and Internet usage of Americans for more than two years. “The internet metadata of the sort NSA collected for at least a decade details the accounts to which Americans sent emails and from which they received emails,” the Guardian's Greenwald wrote. “It also details the Internet protocol addresses (IP) used by people inside the United States when sending emails – information which can reflect their physical location. It did not include the content of emails." Is it any wonder that Obama said he was "concerned" about firther leaks today.



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1 Week Alongside the Fed's Open Mouth Operation

Presented with little comment aside to note that clearly the Bernank's comments remain key to the market's perception of the new 'Tapering' reality... so when does Ben come out from behind the curtain and say, "Just Kidding..."



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Stocks Swing To Best Gain In 6 Months; Volume And Credit Slumping

The bounce off the 100DMA has been quite remarkable as a plethora of Fed heads have jawboned the S&P 500 up by as much in the last 3 days as the market rose in the first few days of the year. An almost 4% gain (amid collapsing volumes) has pushed the S&P 500 up to its 50DMA and for now (despite Dudley's best efforts) it is stalling at this technical support level (whuch just happens to coincide with a 61.8% retracement of the plunge from the FOMC). In other news, credit markets (having compressed/normalized the technical skews we have discussed) are selling off rather notably. Treasury yields are lower on the day though leaking higher into the European close and the USD is continuing to rise (led by JPY weakness for now).



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In Gold We Trust - From Aurophobia To Valuation

"Even though the consensus is convinced that the gold bull market has ended, we remain firmly of the opinion that the fundamental argument in favor of gold remains intact. There exists no back-test for the current financial era. Never before have such enormous monetary policy experiments taken place on a global basis.

If there ever was a need for monetary insurance, it is today."



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Russia Evacuates Its Syrian Naval Base

In a somewhat surprising move (given the proxy war under way), Russia has evacuated all military personnel from its small naval base in Syria. "We have neither servicemen nor civilians in Syria anymore," the newspaper Vedomosti reported quoting an unnamed Defense Ministry employee, "or Russian military instructors assigned to units of the Syrian regular army, for that matter." As The Washington Post reports, a 16-ship Russian naval task force in the eastern Mediterranean remains on post, reports said. Cyprus has made its ports available to the Russian fleet if needed, but the base at Tartus (that we described in detail here) has been Russia’s only foothold in the Middle East. A person with knowledge of the Kremlin’s decision told Russia’s RT television channel that the withdrawal reflected concerns about the risks posed by Syria’s ongoing civil war, as well as the fear of an incident involving the Russian military that could have larger consequences.



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The "Sham" Recovery And Uncharted Territory

The Consumer Metrics Institute is generally a pretty subdued bunch, as befits their job interpreting economic statistics for money managers and other economists. But lately they’ve been increasingly vocal about the farce we are witnessing: "From time to time we may quarrel with the quality of the BEA’s deflaters. And frankly we may even find that at face value the lackluster numbers amount to nothing more than a sham “recovery.” But the most shocking part of this report is glaringly obvious from the real per capita disposable income numbers: all of the unprecedented fiscal and monetary stimulus has left American households materially worse off than they were two years ago."



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Dudley Speaks: "Taper May Be Appropriate Later In 2013"

Anyone expecting NY Fed's Dovish "edible iPad hedonic adjustments" expert Bill Dudley would join the hawks in being an uber dove, just hot spanked:

  • DUDLEY REITERATES QE TAPER MAY BE APPROPRIATE LATER IN 2013
  • DUDLEY REPEATS UNEMPLOYEMENT MAY BE ABOUT 7% AT QE BUYING END... and higher when Tapering begins?
  • DUDLEY SAYS REDUCING QE BUYING WOULDN'T MEAN POLICY TIGHTENING
  • DUDLEY SAYS FED WILL PROBABLY KEEP MOST ASSETS FOR A LONG TIME
  • DUDLEY SAYS `MEASURED' QE TRIMMING MAY OCCUR IN 1ST HALF 2014

Welcome the latest rabbit hole in Bernanke's centrally-planned bizarro world, where hawks are doves, and doves are hawks.



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