• Pivotfarm
    06/19/2013 - 16:38
    Apparently, the highlight of the round-up of the G8 summit in Lough Erne might just have been that David Cameron went for a morning dip to swim a couple of lengths. That’s about as far as he might...
  • Phoenix Capital...
    06/19/2013 - 15:17
    The Fed has spent TRILLIONS of Dollars and failed to deliver anything resembling economic growth. The number of people who are of working age who are actually working has barely budged since the 2009...

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Broken Cable: GBP Pounded On Rush To Unwind Global Carry Trade

The cable is plunging: after flirting with 1.50 as recently as yesterday, GBPUSD is taking major stops out and just dropped below 1.47. Next stop 1.44 as the physical gold and silver shortage is sure to take the UK by storm. The GBP heatmap shows just how profound the morale improving beating in the pound looks like. This is not at all surprising, as the pound has just realized it needs to hit parity with the euro asap if Cameron's deficit reduction plan is to be even remotely viable... and the dollar as soon thereafter as possible. Of course, if the market was even remotely normal and fund flows still mattered, futures right now would be a good percent down following the massive carry trade unwind. Instead, as there is no more real money determining equities, look for futures to explode to the upside, as bonds, gold, oil and stocks are all bought in the latest example of what bubble "diversification" for the Bernanke generation truly is.



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Goldman Pounding Continues As Cuomo Now Investigates Firm (And 7 Others) For Manipulating Ratings

There does not seem to pass a day anymore without Goldman having to do a daily trip to CVS to buy a barrel of KY. The NYT reports that today's criminal investigation comes courtesy of Ny AG Andrew Cuomo who is now investigating whether 8 banks provided misleading information to rating agencies in order to inflate grades of mortgage and other securities. The banks in question are Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, UBS, Citigroup, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, Crédit Agricole and Merrill Lynch. We are confident that unless "misleading information" is a euphemism for massive and totally unwarranted fees (and expenses), and oftentimes criminal leaks (Deep Shah comes to mind), Cuomo will find little to base an actual investigation on. Furthermore, as an escape mechanism, the rating agencies can always place the blame on Microsoft for creating a faulty Excel product whichalways # Ref'ed out whenever the agencies tried to put in anything less than infinite growth rates.



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Guest Post: Lessons From The 80s: Nothing New Under The Sun

Does anyone here remember the Latin American debt crisis in 1982? It was a lot like Greece....

In the FDIC’s own words: “The crisis began on August 12, 1982, when Mexico’s minister of finance informed the Federal Reserve chairman, the secretary of the treasury, and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) managing director that Mexico would be unable to meet its August 16 obligation to service an $80 billion debt (mainly dollar denominated). The situation continued to worsen, and by October 1983, 27 countries owing $239 billion had rescheduled their debts to banks or were in the process of doing so...



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Daily Highlights: 5.13.10

  • Asia stocks rally, bond risk falls as Europe debt concern eases; Won gains.
  • Australian employment rises, driving currency higher on rate speculation.
  • Bank of Korea to press government to reduce its involvement in meetings on interest rates.
  • Experts see Europe crisis delaying Fed rate boost.
  • US Prosecutors start criminal probe into Wall Street banks.
  • Yuan Forwards climb as US-China talks may lead to appreciation.
  • Celanese announces emulsions price increases of €80/tonne in Europe, Africa & Middle East.


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EURUSD Breaks Down, Hits 1.2572

And so the EURUSD plunges to new lows. Yesterday, we expected the euro would hit a 1.25 handle by the end of the day. Alas, we were off by 4 hours. US banks are now rumored to be joining European banks in taking on the ECB directly and shorting the living daylights out of the doomed currency expecting another several hundred billion in bank bailout funds to be added shortly. Last time we were here a week ago in the EURUSD, the Dow was crashing in the four digit range. Now, we know that the machines have decoupled from the EURUSD and EURJPY signals, as the EUR is no longer a part of any correlation trade, As such we expect the euro to hit parity at about the time the S&P hits 1,500, on yet another no volume melt up, just in time for Gold to hit a 3x multiple of the S&P. Although, that won't be today: gold is currently being pushed down the LBMA. JPMorgan can not imagine a world where gold is $1,250 or higher. Alas, we give this last ditch attempt at most 24 hours. In other news, the EURUSD has buyer support in the 1.2550 area. As for stocks: look at volume. If it abysmal as it tends to be whent he Primary Dealers, the Fed and the quant community collude to push it up double digit handles, we expect S&P 1,200 today. If volume picks up the market will tank. Guaranteed.



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RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 13/05/10

RANsquawk European Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 13/05/10



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Rigged-Market Theory Scores a Perfect Quarter

In a feat that would seem to defy the odds, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America this week each said its trading desk made money every day of the first quarter. Goldman said its daily net trading revenue topped $100 million 35 times last quarter out of 63 trading days. JPMorgan and Bank of America disclosed similar eye-popping stats. Citigroup, too, recorded a profit on each trading day, Bloomberg News reported, citing unnamed people who knew the results. The intrigue is high. If a too-big-to-fail bank’s traders were able to make money every day of a quarter, were they really trading in any normal sense of the word? Or would vacuuming be a more accurate term? What kinds of risks do such incredible profits entail, for the banks and the rest of us taxpayers? And are results such as these too good to be true? - Jonathan Weil, Bloomberg



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Daily Oil Market Summary: May 12

Crude oil prices dropped on Wednesday, with the front month falling to fresh lows against deferred contracts. Refined products fared better, and they finished in positive territory, as traders responded to this week’s DOE report.
In the process of falling, the front-month June crude oil contract finished near a three-month low, and it ended within fairly easy striking distance of its now major support at $74.50. Also evident on Wednesday was a clear divorce from equities, which had a very strong day, with the bellwether DJIA gaining 148.65 points to 10,896.91 by the 4 PM final bell. The US dollar was slightly higher against the euro and did not seem to exert any major influence on oil prices on Wednesday.



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Presenting Western District Of North Carolina Case 10-cv-200

All we can hope for is for this to get to trial. And any case which in its brief says: "As American citizens, the Plaintiffs allege the financial and banking system imposed on them by the Federal Reserve Banking sytem is a violation of their Constitutional and Human Rights. That the banking system practiced by the New York Federal Reserve Bank, owned and controlled by the Defendant Wall Street Banks, is the most sinful and evil PONZI scheme man is capable of devising" deserves a hearing.The ratings for C-Span will blow the Superbowl away. A 30 second ad slot will cost exponentially more as the case progresses adversely for the Federal Reserve, and the dollar gets increasingly devalued.



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Comic Interlude

Couldn't resist.



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Retail Investors Flee From Market Even Before Record Market Crash, YTD Domestic Flows Into Stocks Are Negative

The weekly ICI number for long-term domestic mutual fund flows is out, and not surprisingly, retail investors were bailing out in droves from the stock market even before the massive flash crash of May 6. In fact, in the week ended May 5, retail investors had pulled a massive $2.235 billion out of the market, after the S&P had dropped a mere 5% or so from the prior week. We are positive that when the number for the current week comes out, the outflows will be stunning now that investors have no faith left in the rigged casino "capital markets." Of course, this is simple to explain: with everyone and their grandmother habituated to a market that can only go up, at the first sign of jitteriness everyone and their grandmother bails, although only the big institutions really get to exit: everyone else has to hope the SEC will not cancel their trades the next day. And now that the market has been thoroughly discredited, the primary dealers have no choice but to ramp it up on no volume yet again, in hopes of pulling in the momos and the housewives into it as usual, courtesy of the CNBC cheerleaders, just to pull the rug a few days before the next trillion dollar bail out is needed and "justified." Oh, and whoever cares, retail domestic flows into stocks year to date are negative by $1.5 billion. Tells you all you need to know about who is buying this "market" - momo emptor.



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Daily Credit Summary: May 12 - Plus Ca Change

Spreads rallied today with HY outperforming IG but neither IG nor HY able to get down to Monday's tightest levels as we note 3Y continuing to underperform 5Y (albeit both compressing today) as risk seems to be dragged nearer-term and credit is definitely less Utopian than equities.



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First Gold, Now Europe Running Out Of Silver

Earlier we noted that the Austrian mint was on its way to depleting its gold reserves following "panicked buying" from Europeans, who now openly fear the demise of their currency. Now, courtesy of Slim Beleggen, we understand that the situation in the silver market is just as bad and has also spilled over to Germany: the contagion is no longer one of sovereign debt, but of precious metal physical inventory. The primarily silver focused (but holding gold as well) Kronwitter precious metal online retailer is not only not accepting any orders, but has entirely taken down its website. The only message left for visitors is (translated from German) as follows: "Dear customers, due to the enormous number of orders we can take at the moment no new orders via the Internet, email or fax."



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Market Recap

All you need to know is highlighted in red (we'll leave the 10 paragraph recap to those who enjoy building narratives out of noise). We are now back to the old regime where a 25 handle move is based purely on Vitamin H(ope). And now, the EURJPY is completely decoupled as the carry trade is once again the USDJPY. At this point the Euro can fall to 0 and nobody will bat an eyelid: that signal has been terminally disconnected from all algos.



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Must Read: Michael Lewis' Latest Memo To Lloyd Blankfein

Re: Winning at Ethics, the Goldman Way

I have reviewed no less than seven times your entire
episode on Charlie Rose.
Your artful simplicity, studied humility and former
hairline all positively radiated against the set’s dark
background.
As one of my lesser colleagues on the desk marveled,
“Lloyd seemed almost human: Why?” To which I replied, evenly:
“because he finally read my last memo.”
Of course there was no reason you should look to one of
your own traders for advice. But now that you have, we must
proceed quickly. American public opinion is volatile; our
exposure to it is peaking, and it will be more difficult than
usual to create the illusion for American mortals (or as we like
to call them, “The Morts”) that our business is in their
interest, much less that we share anything in common.
This time, please, do not wait five months to internalize
my new action items.



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