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Marc Faber's "Worst Fear" Is Hillary Clinton Becoming President

"The worst fear I have is that Mrs. Hillary Clinton will become president. That is my worst fear. I would vote for anyone in the world before I would choose Hillary Clinton. She’s dishonest, she’s a liar and she has deceived people..."


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Despite Rising Market, "Smart Money" Sells For Record 17th Consecutive Week

Another week, and another quiet exodus by the "smart money" clients of Bank of America (hedge funds, institutionals and private money), who collective sold $218 million in stocks, the 17th consecutive week of selling completely oblivious of a market that "wants to go higher" according to Bob Pisani, and as BofA notes, "continuing the longest uninterrupted selling streak in our data history (since '08)."


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Because... Fun-Durr-Mentals

USDJPY 110.00 hit... now what?


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Americans Bought The Most New Homes In 8 Years Just As The Median Price Hit An All Time High

There was a lot of headscratching in today's New Home Sales reported released moments ago by the Census Bureau, according to which there was a whopping 619K new home sold in April, up from the upward revised 531K (was 511K), and smashing expectations of a 523K print, driven by a surge in Northeast home sales which soared unexpectedly from 36K in March to 55K in April, a completely unexplained 53% spike.


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Richmond Fed Crashes Into Contraction From 6 Year Highs, Biggest Drop In History

Having spiked mysteriously to 6 year highs in March (from 4 year lows in Feb), Richmond Fed's manufacturing survey crashed back into contraction in May (printing -1 against =14 prior and +8 expectations). Weakness was broad-based across the entire set of subcomponents with New Orders plunging, shipments crashing, employees and workweek tumbling, and worse still future employment and capex expectations dropped precipitously. The drop in the last 2 months is the largest in the 23 year history of the survey.


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Is This Why Stocks Are Soaring - "We’ve Cast Our Long Positions Aside"

"In our retirement account here at TGL we have simplified our position taking in the equity market: we have only a position in derivatives on the short side, and although it is not a material position it is one-sided. We’ve cast our long positions aside. We’ve simplified; we’ve gotten smaller; but we are bearishly inclined, and we are intent upon adding to those bearishly inclined positions..."


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S&P 500 Spikes Into Green For May... Now What?

Stops run... Now what?


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These Are The Most Widely Held Stocks By Hedge Funds

"Hedge fund portfolio density rose to record levels in March, exceeding even the Financial Crisis highs. Hedge fund returns continue to grow more dependent on the performance of a few key stocks. The typical hedge fund has 68% of its long-equity assets invested in its 10 largest positions."


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Pre-Open Buying Panic In Stocks & Crude Extends As Euro Tumbles

Dow futures are up 130 points since Europe opened helped by a drop in JPY and EUR and a buying spike in crude oil once again...


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Deutsche Bank CEO "Very Disappointed" By Moody's Downgrade

For the bank with the tens of trillions in derivatives, being seen as an increasingly more distressed counterparty was not good news and explains why the CEO took the unexpected step of having to defend his firm following the downgrade. "We are very disappointed," Cryan said in an interview on the sidelines of the Institute of International Finance’s conference in Madrid. "We have enough capital to repay all of our debt four-times over."


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If You're Going To The Rio Olympics, Here's How To Make A 56% Return 'Legally'

Despite warnings that "your life is at risk," the threat of Zika, a collapsing government, and rising social unrest, many will still visit Brazil this summer for the Rio Olympics. As a public service announcement, we believe that making the trip should be worthwhile for those strong-willed travelers treking to South America; and, courtesy of Deutsche Bank, we have found a 'foolproof' way to turn a 56% return... should you wish to.


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Spanish Lies: Leaked Letter Shows Rajoy Promised EC Budget Cuts While Promising Voters No Cuts

Spain is in political gridlock. The December 2015 election failed to produce a candidate who could put together a coalition. New elections are on June 26. The EC is doing everything it can to influence the vote towards corrupt liar Mariano Rajoy, the incumbent prime minister whose government collapsed by turning a blind eye to the hugely out of control Spanish budget. As part of his new election lie package, Rajoy told voters there would not be budget cuts but a leaked letter to EC president Jean-Claude Juncker proves otherwise.


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In Historic First, Singapore Shuts Local Private Bank Due To "Worst Gross Misconduct" Is Has Ever Seen

Over one year after the collapse of 1MDB, aided and abetted by none other than Goldman Sachs, officials have finally started to piece together the fund flows, and BSI was the first casualty: "BSI Bank is the worst case of control lapses and gross misconduct that we have seen in the Singapore financial sector," Ravi Menon, managing director of MAS, said in the statement. “It is a stark reminder to all financial institutions to take their anti-money laundering responsibilities seriously."


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Google's Paris Office Raided In Tax Evasion Probe

French investigators are raiding Google's (GOOGL.O) Paris headquarters as part of a probe over tax payments, a source close to the finance ministry told Reuters on Tuesday. Investigators have been probing Google's offices in central Paris since 0500 am (0300 GMT), said the source, who declined to be named.


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