2016's "How To Make A Fortune" Cookie
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 15:55
Anyone for Chinese?
"The Entire Risk Paradigm Is Shifting" - Stocks Join Global 'Reality' Adjustments
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 15:35
The entire risk paradigm is shifting more so than it already has. Commodities and “money” more broadly are winning the argument, so to speak, having declared long ago greater downside risks. This is increasingly taking on the proportions of a global reset.
Auto Sales Are About To Choke: Increase In Non-Revolving Credit Is Smallest In 4 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 15:20
After rising by $15.5 billion in the month before, and a near-record $22 billion in September, the November increase in nonrevolving credit was a paltry $8.3 billion - this was the smallest monthly increase in this most important for US car makers data, since February of 2012!
When 3 Trillion Just Isn't Enough: Analysts Fret Over "Worrying" China Reserve Burn
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 15:01
"The burn rate has been worrying. It’s not about how long it gets to zero, its about how long it gets to about 2, which is what they need."
"Ms. Merkel Invited Me": Refugee Sex Assaults Reported In Finland, Switzerland, Austria
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 14:46
Reports now suggest the string of sex assaults allegedly perpetrated by asylum seekers on New Year's Eve wasn't confined to Germany as women in Switzerland, Austria, and Finland say they experienced similar attacks to those which occurred in Cologne. Germany now says it's prepared to deport those responsible, while little by little, Angela Merkel's rheotric is shifting.
Priced For Perfection - Why This Burrito Market Is Heading For A Fall
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 14:40
In March 2014 Wall Street’s ex-items S&P 500 earnings forecast for 2015 was about $133 per share; it ended up 20% lower at $106. Yet here they go again - the consensus for 2016 started out at $137 per share last spring, and is just now beginning to make its way back toward the high $120s. It is a barometer of the abject complacency and intellectual sloth that has descended on the casino owing to two decades of Fed coddling and seven year of free money for the carry trades. In the case of Chipotle, it was always just a burrito. In the case of the US and world economy and financial markets, it’s not even that.
Calls For "Retroactive Assessment" Begin After US Arrests Two Mid-East Refugees On Terror Charges
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 14:32
"I commend the law enforcement for apprehending these two individuals, but their apprehensions raise the immediate question: Who else is there? What are they planning next? We need to see a systematic and careful retroactive assessment of refugees brought in from high-risk countries."
The Canary In The Gold Mine
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 14:10
While one can never be entirely certain about these things, as they always play out slightly differently, it could well be that the upturn in the Rand gold price and SA gold shares is once again a leading signal for the entire sector. The canary in the gold mine so to speak, only this canary isn’t dying: instead it is a dead canary that is coming back to life.
The Hedge Fund Known As The Swiss National Bank Posts A Record $23 Billion Loss, Down 4%, On EUR, AAPL, VRX
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 14:01
In a year in which the smartest money around the world failed to generate any profit, the hedge fund known as the SNB was likewise slammed, and earlier today, it announced in a preliminary report (the full results will be out on March 4) that it had suffered a CHF23 billion ($23.05 billion) loss in the past year, or about 4% of its assets under management. In retrospect, considering some of the double-digit losses recorded by the marquee hedge fund names, a 4% loss looks downright respectable by funds who "hedge" only in name.
Militia Leader Refuses Sheriff's Roadside Offer To End Standoff: "I Don't Need An Escort"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 13:41
"We're here for the people of Harney County. We're here because people were being ignored. Now we're getting ignored again."
"I didn't come here to argue."
Dear Janet, This Was Not Supposed To Happen
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 13:25
The Treasury yield curve has collapsed since Janet and her band of inverse Robin-Hoods hiked rates into the worst earnings and manufacturing recession since the crisis. In fact, the spread between 2Y and 10Y rates has plunged 15bps since December's FOMC meeting to its flattest since 2008... so we ask simply - Dear Janet, please explain?
How Low Will The Yuan Go? Deutsche Bank Answers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 13:09
"Until the market acquires greater confidence on the intended scale of currency depreciation as well as the equilibrium level of capital outflows (and effectiveness of capital controls) concerns around China’s currency policy are unlikely to subside any time soon."
WTI Slides Despite Plunge In US Oil Rig Count
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 13:06
The oil rig count dropped 20 to 516 in the last week - the biggest weekly drop in 4 weeks to new cycle lows. Crude was unimpressed, jumping modestly and then fading...
In Q4 When 282,000 Average Jobs Were Supposedly Added, The Atlanta Fed Sees GDP At A Paltry 0.8%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2016 - 12:58.gif)
So, to summarize: in a quarter in which GDP rose by 0.8%, and was likely negative when excluding the benefits - yes, that's right, benefits - of the warm winter, the same way last year's "harsh winter" supposedly subtracted from GDP, the US added on average over 270,000 workers per month. Just when you thought the Chinese Department of Truth couldn't be topped...
