GM/Ford Credit Risk Surges To 2 Year Highs As Fitch Raises Auto Sector Concerns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 18:30With the feds probing Deutsche Bank's exaggerating Auto ABS demand, car dealerships suing automakers for being forced to channel-stuff, direct evidence of massive channel-stuffing with near-record inventories-to-sales, and sales now beginning to tumble after last month's weak credit growth, it is perhaps no wonder that Fitch has raised the warning flag about automotive vehicle and parts makers...
German Town Bans Refugees From Pools
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 18:00"There have been complaints of sexual harassment and chatting-up going on in this swimming pool ... by groups of young men, and this has prompted some women to leave (the premises). This led to my decision that adult males from our asylum shelters may not enter the swimming pool until further notice."
Weekend Reading: Breaking Markets - Season II
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 16:35“Fed Chair Janet Yellen will be forced to either acknowledge labor market tightening as reason to continue with the four-hike schedule for 2016 or risk her credibility, belittle job market stability and sound a warning about the risks of lower oil prices and cheap gasoline (sacrilege to regular Americans) by slowing the hiking pace after a single 0.25 percent increase last month. If she gets it wrong, things could get ugly fast."
Atlanta Fed Waits Until The Close To Reveal 0.6% Q4 GDP Estimate
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 16:15The GDPNow model forecast for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the fourth quarter of 2015 is 0.6 percent on January 15, down from 0.8 percent on January 8. The forecast for fourth quarter real consumer spending growth fell from 2.0 percent to 1.7 percent after this morning's retail sales report from the U.S. Census Bureau and the industrial production release from the Federal Reserve.
The US Consumer Is Drowning His Sorrows At The Bar
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 15:40"Today we feast, for tomorrow we die..."
Here's A Chart You Won't See On CNBC
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 15:36What goes up, comes down considerably faster...
Bill Gross' Advice To Traders As Stocks Crash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 15:29"Stay out of the bathroom."
Chipotle To Close All Stores Next Month For Meeting On How Not To Poison People
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 15:15America's favorite "fast casual" darling is set to hold a kind of ad hoc “try not to poison anyone” meeting on February 8, when all stores will close “for a few hours” so that management can “discuss some of the changes [its] making to enhance food safety, to talk about the restaurant’s role in all of that and to answer questions from employees.”
The Game Of Chicken Between The Fed & The PBOC Escalates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 15:05There’s more than a whiff of 2008 in the air. The sources of systemic financial sector risk are different this time (they always are), but China and the global industrial/commodity complex are even larger tectonic plates than the US housing market, and their shifts are no less destructive. There’s also more than a whiff of 1938 in the air, as we have a Fed that is apparently hell-bent on raising rates even as a Category 5 deflationary hurricane heads our way, even as the yield curve continues to flatten.
Revisiting The "No Brainer" XIV-SPY Convergence Trade
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 14:50At the start of September last year, as stocks began to ramp aggressively off the Black Monday crash lows, we unveiled a rather discomforting "decoupling" that suggested strongly "don't believe the hype." Four months later, and able to remain strongly convicted of the trade, the inverse VIX ETF (XIV) and the S&P 500 ETF (SPY) have recoupled back at the lows from August 24th. We await the recoupling of equity exuberance to credit curmudgeon-ness...
What If There Is No "Fed Put" - Paul Brodsky Thinks Yellen Will Not Bailout Markets This Time
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 14:30Earlier today, Art Cashin summarized most (very desperate) traders' thoughts when he said that as a result of today's market crash, "the Fed will try anything" to prop up the wealth effect it had so carefully engineered with seven years of central planning in the aftermath of the financial crisis. Yet one person who is far less sanguine abou the latest in a long series of central bank bailouts of the stock market is Macro-Allocation's Paul Brodsky, who believes that instead of the Fed Put, the time of the Fed Call has come.
Norway Pushes Panic Button: "We're In A Crisis Now, We Can't Deny That"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 13:40Slumping crude prices are weighing heavily on Norway's economy as the government looks to its $830 billion sovereign wealth fund to plug budget holes and pay for fiscal stimulus. Officials hope a weaker krone can serve as a shock absorber but with Mario Draghi stuck in easing mode, that may prove to be an increasingly dubious proposition.
This Is What Janet Yellen Thinks Is The "Worst-Case Scenario" For The U.S.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 - 13:21"Japan’s deflation didn’t begin until the mid-1990s, a half-decade after the collapse of Japanese real estate and equity prices. Furthermore, during the early years of deflation, Japanese long-run inflation expectations remained well anchored, averaging about 1½ percent as measured by consensus forecasts. So, unfortunately, a Japan-style deflation remains a relevant worst-case scenario for us going forward."



