A Few Pictures Are Worth A Thousand Mortgage Mods
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 16:22
Deutsche Bank - "By Q1, 2011 a projected 48% of total mortgage borrowers will have negative equity."
Nuff said
$75 Billion In New Treasuries On Deck
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 15:10
If you missed your chance to stock up on double ply UST (T is for toiler) paper, fear not: you will have another chance to buy some again... and again... and again. The first opportunity will be on August 11th and 12th, when a total of $75 billion pieces of paper, backed by another rapidly deflating piece of paper will be made available for your indirect (or is that direct?) auction pleasure.
Schapiro Opens Mouth, Confirms Rumors Of Utter Cluelessness
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 14:03Just one question for Mary - why the hell did it take you and your even more conflicted and confused predecessor so long to get off your back and do something about Flash?
I am convinced, however, that you will be all over Dark Pools. And if not, we will hold your hands on that one. You can count on it.
Dollar Breaks... Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 13:47
For those rare occasions when a megasqueeze in financials just won't raise the market:
"Break dollar in case of manipulation failure"
In other news, everyone at the SEC is currently on a 7 hour long coffee break, spiking the top line of SBUX and GMCR.
Rosenberg Estimates Consumer Spending Could Have Declined 10% Annualized Without Stimulus
Submitted by Cornelius on 08/05/2009 - 13:20Title says it all.
TrimTabs Continues Throwing Sand In The Eyes Of Fake Economic Data
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 12:54TrimTabs: "We know now that by ignoring real-time data, the BEA was providing an inaccurate view of the economy’s health."
The Rats Are Abandoning The Sunken Titanic: Lockhart Resigns From Federal Housing Finance Agency
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 12:41Developing story: James Lockhart III, the man who is (was) overseeing Fannie and Freddie, has resigned. From the green shoots bleachers - FRE and FNM's pristine condition now allows them to supervise themselves.
Cash For Clunkers Moves To Toxic Financial Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 12:16
AIG (short interest of 16%) and CIT (13%) are today's latest squeeze puppets. Because non-bankruptcy prospects before both companies are just so hot. Will whoever is pulling all the borrow please fess up already.
Substantial, Over Half A Trillion Net, CDS Derisking Since March Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 12:04
Analyzing CDS open interest data since the March 6 lows demonstrates a troubling trend: there has been over half a trillion in net derisking across various industries, with financials leading the pack with over $130 billion. The global tightening in the CDS universes across all sectors is one direct consequence of this substantial shift to derisking.
Two New Governmental Investigations Into Goldman Compensation And Credit Derivative Practices Disclosed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 10:49Group Inc. and certain of its affiliates have received inquiries from various governmental agencies and self-regulatory organizations regarding the firm’s compensation processes. The firm is cooperating with the requests.
Group Inc. and certain of its affiliates have received inquiries from various governmental agencies and self-regulatory organizations regarding credit derivative instruments. The firm is cooperating with the requests.
Oregon Discusses Scary Economic Prospects, New Fund Commitments, And "Returns"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 10:17Some very useful economic perspectives out of the Oregon Investment Council, coupled with some objective (and quite frightening) prospects for the economy - read the section on the upcoming $3 trillion in refis, and a listing of all the fund beneficiaries of the Council's largesse.
JPM Finally Turns Those Damn Machines Back On
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 09:26
Sure has been a while since the SPY IOIA page has graced Zero Hedge.
Damn it feels good to be an SPY market making gangsta.
Federal Reserve Responds To AIG FOIA Request, Davis Polk And Morgan Stanley Data Forthcoming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 09:09
Zero Hedge recently submitted a FOIA to the Federal Reserve regarding information prepared by Davis Polk and Morgan Stanley in their capacity as legal and financial advisors to the Fed in its negotiations on whether or not to push AIG into bankruptcy. We present their response.
Investment Advice From GE's Subsidiary
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 08:26
No comment necessary.
Goldman Defends Its Trading Practices, Claims It Does Not Front-Run The Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/05/2009 - 08:08"To our Goldman Sachs Execution & Clearing, LP clients -
Given the pace of change in the equities market structure and the recent public dialogue about trading strategies, market venues and order handling, we thought it would be an ideal time to affirm our practices relating to electronic order handling and we highlight these in a letter to our customers."
