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Schapiro Opens Mouth, Confirms Rumors Of Utter Cluelessness

Just one question for Mary - why the hell did it take you and your even more conflicted and confused predecessor so long to get off your back and do something about Flash?

I am convinced, however, that you will be all over Dark Pools. And if not, we will hold your hands on that one. You can count on it.


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Dollar Breaks... Again

For those rare occasions when a megasqueeze in financials just won't raise the market:

"Break dollar in case of manipulation failure"

In other news, everyone at the SEC is currently on a 7 hour long coffee break, spiking the top line of SBUX and GMCR.


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TrimTabs Continues Throwing Sand In The Eyes Of Fake Economic Data

TrimTabs: "We know now that by ignoring real-time data, the BEA was providing an inaccurate view of the economy’s health."


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The Rats Are Abandoning The Sunken Titanic: Lockhart Resigns From Federal Housing Finance Agency

Developing story: James Lockhart III, the man who is (was) overseeing Fannie and Freddie, has resigned. From the green shoots bleachers - FRE and FNM's pristine condition now allows them to supervise themselves.


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Cash For Clunkers Moves To Toxic Financial Stocks

AIG (short interest of 16%) and CIT (13%) are today's latest squeeze puppets. Because non-bankruptcy prospects before both companies are just so hot. Will whoever is pulling all the borrow please fess up already.


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Substantial, Over Half A Trillion Net, CDS Derisking Since March Lows

Analyzing CDS open interest data since the March 6 lows demonstrates a troubling trend: there has been over half a trillion in net derisking across various industries, with financials leading the pack with over $130 billion. The global tightening in the CDS universes across all sectors is one direct consequence of this substantial shift to derisking.


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Two New Governmental Investigations Into Goldman Compensation And Credit Derivative Practices Disclosed

Group Inc. and certain of its affiliates have received inquiries from various governmental agencies and self-regulatory organizations regarding the firm’s compensation processes. The firm is cooperating with the requests.

Group Inc. and certain of its affiliates have received inquiries from various governmental agencies and self-regulatory organizations regarding credit derivative instruments. The firm is cooperating with the requests.


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Oregon Discusses Scary Economic Prospects, New Fund Commitments, And "Returns"

Some very useful economic perspectives out of the Oregon Investment Council, coupled with some objective (and quite frightening) prospects for the economy - read the section on the upcoming $3 trillion in refis, and a listing of all the fund beneficiaries of the Council's largesse.


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JPM Finally Turns Those Damn Machines Back On

Sure has been a while since the SPY IOIA page has graced Zero Hedge.

Damn it feels good to be an SPY market making gangsta.


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Federal Reserve Responds To AIG FOIA Request, Davis Polk And Morgan Stanley Data Forthcoming

Zero Hedge recently submitted a FOIA to the Federal Reserve regarding information prepared by Davis Polk and Morgan Stanley in their capacity as legal and financial advisors to the Fed in its negotiations on whether or not to push AIG into bankruptcy. We present their response.


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Investment Advice From GE's Subsidiary

No comment necessary.


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Goldman Defends Its Trading Practices, Claims It Does Not Front-Run The Market

"To our Goldman Sachs Execution & Clearing, LP clients -

Given the pace of change in the equities market structure and the recent public dialogue about trading strategies, market venues and order handling, we thought it would be an ideal time to affirm our practices relating to electronic order handling and we highlight these in a letter to our customers."


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Goldman's 42 $100MM+ Trading Days In Q2 - An Absolute, Unprecedented Record; Just Two Days Of Trading Losses


Goldman reported their $100MM+ trading days. It is a stunner: Goldman made over $100 million on 46 out of the 65 total trading days in Q2, 70% of total. Goldman made over $50 million on 58 of the 65 total trading days in Q2, 89.2% of total.


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Frontrunning: August 5

  • Flash trading reversal by SEC may hit Direct Edge, Boost NYSE (Bloomberg) - let's see what happens to the NYSE when dark pools are unwound next...
  • Ethics, journalism, the web and the profits of brokerage businesses - oh, and Paul Krugman (Bronte Capital)
  • Credit crunch part deux (DollarDaze)
  • Why you've stopped watching CNBC (Slate)
  • S&P downgrades UK bank debt (FTAlphaville)
  • FDIC sends out warning on second mortgage loan accounting (The Truth About Mortgage)

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