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I Would Like To Thank The Academy, Goldman Sachs, And God (Jeff Immelt)...


Was that Cramer complaining there is too much democracy in this country? My dear, you of all people should be so glad for First Amendment rights after losing hapless mom and pop retail investors, whose only sin is listening to you, countless billions and billions of dollars.

One would be tempted to link up to Jimmy's famous rant against Bernanke from two years ago. Oh what the heck... here it is.


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Goldman Sachs: "Engineering Every Major Market Manipulation Since The Great Depression"

With a subtitle like "From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression - and they're about to do it again" run, don't walk, to your nearest kiosk and buy Matt Taibbi's latest piece in Rolling Stone magazine. One of the best comprehensive profiles of Government Sachs done to date. Speaking of GS, they sure must be busy today, now that Bernanke is about to be impeached and take the fall for all their machinations.


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We Have Dollar Liftoff

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with the market since the Fed release (aside from South Carolina Governor Sanford being a big fan of the Buenos Aires Hustler Club), please advise.


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We Have Dollar Liftoff

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with the market since the Fed release (aside from South Carolina Governor Sanford being a big fan of the Buenos Aires Hustler Club), please advise.


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We Have Dollar Liftoff

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with the market since the Fed release (aside from South Carolina Governor Sanford being a big fan of the Buenos Aires Hustler Club), please advise.


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We Have Dollar Liftoff

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with the market since the Fed release (aside from South Carolina Governor Sanford being a big fan of the Buenos Aires Hustler Club), please advise.


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Fed Statement

For immediate release

Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in April suggests that the pace of economic contraction is slowing. Conditions in financial markets have generally improved in recent months. Household spending has shown further signs of stabilizing but remains constrained by ongoing job losses, lower housing wealth, and tight credit. Businesses are cutting back on fixed investment and staffing but appear to be making progress in bringing inventory stocks into better alignment with sales.


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Blast From Citi's Phenomenal Analytic Past

For a good flashback of what the massively overpaid analytical experts at Citigroup (which we all now own, thank you Mr. President) thought of CMBS in August 2007, please see below.


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Rate Hike Expectations Moderating

Inflation expectations last seen at a local Duane Reade buying lots of vaseline.


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Rate Hike Expectations Moderating

Inflation expectations last seen at a local Duane Reade buying lots of vaseline.


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Rate Hike Expectations Moderating

Inflation expectations last seen at a local Duane Reade buying lots of vaseline.


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Swiss National Bank Discloses Further Intervention Possible

Developing story: The Swiss - US monetary war is now officially on.

And in other news, documents obtained by the US House Committee indicate apparent dissension among senior Fed officials about BOFA bailout, impact on Fed's bal. sheet. Obama soon to nominate BB for Dictator Czar (yes, yes, I get it).
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More Luxury Retail Failures, Buffett On Green Shoots

eLuxury is finished - another example of the retail collapse starting to reach ever higher into the "aspirational" segment.


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More Luxury Retail Failures, Buffett On Green Shoots

eLuxury is finished - another example of the retail collapse starting to reach ever higher into the "aspirational" segment.


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More Luxury Retail Failures, Buffett On Green Shoots

eLuxury is finished - another example of the retail collapse starting to reach ever higher into the "aspirational" segment.


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