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A Case Study Of Toxic Commercial Real Estate Marketed By A Major Investment Bank

Many readers have queried how it is that investors could be so stupid to invest capital, either secured, mezzanine or heaven forbid, equity, in commercial real estate properties over the past several months. Zero Hedge would like to present some of the key pages from an investment solicitation book prepared by a major investment bank, which delineates just how it was that some of these very firms that now report massive profits, effectively took a complete piece of excrement and repackaged it as something that investors may actually generate returns on.


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The Paulson Hearing Webcast

Spare yourself the commercial interruptions (and an artificially
inflated Nielsen score for you know who): here is the live webcast of
the Paulson hearing:

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia-live/groc/16423/200_groc-110oversighthearings_070129.asx


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The CNBC Business Model

Whit the recent elimination of anything even remotely approaching journalistic rigor or analysis, and its substitution with endless propaganda and the pitching of "hope" as an investment conduit, many have been scratching their heads over the question of just how it is that CNBC is still on the air, let alone make money: after all selling hope is a very expensive process.

I provide the answer.


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Nortel Workers Threaten To Blow Up Factory Unless They Get Decent Layoffs

Liquidating Nortel has more troubles to add to its plate. Not only is the Canadian firm seeing a major push back to its liquidation plans by recently notorious private equity firm MatlinPatterson, which refuses to go gently into that good night and write off its $400 million investment in the failed telecom maker, but now it has to deal with its own employees who have threatened to blow up a French plant unless they get preferential layoff terms. The Globe and Mail reports that "workers had placed gas cylinders in front of the plant in the Yvelines
area near Paris, where 480 jobs are set to be axed following bankruptcy
proceedings."


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Simmons Fails To Make Coupon Payment

Troubled mattress maker Simmons announced that it did not make it scheduled July 15th bond payment of $7.9 million. The company's bondholders who are hoping for some hail mary bailout as millions of unemployed people upgrade from a hard floor to a memory foam king size are due for a big surprise, even with the extended forbearance they have granted the company. One can hope that the "certain conditions" to be met by July 31 include a clause of 100% equity conversion as that is the only return hopeful investors may hope to extract from the company.


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Daily Highlights: 7.16.09

  • China’s foreign exchange reserves balloon at a record pace in Q2, crosses $2 trillion.
  • China's GDP expands by 7.9% in Q2, beating estimates for a 7.7% growth.
  • Asian stocks climb on China growth, US manufacturing reports.
  • Consumer prices rose 0.7% in June, boosted by energy and autos.
  • Fed projected that US unemployment rate may surpass 10 percent by year's end.

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    Janet Tavakoli On The Causes Of The Global Financial Meltdown

    Highly informative C-Span interview with Janet Tavakoli to go with the morning coffee.


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    RealtyTrac: Q2 Foreclosure Activity Highest On Record

    Look elsewhere for green shoots... and CNBC's favorite commodity - hope.
    1.9 Million foreclosure filings in the first half, 889,829 in the second quarter, with 336,173 in June alone, bringing the second quarter total to the highest number since RealtyTrac has been following these data. And this all is happening while various foreclosure moratoria and other national and state mitigation efforts are still in play. One can just imagine the bottom really falling out of the market once California and others stop pretending they can control this accelerating train wreck.


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    Frontrunning: July 16

  • Must read: Jonathan Weil on the Fed endorsed trampling of the gibberish known as accounting rules (Bloomberg)
  • Secret Sanction MOU - Regulators are secretly overhauling Bank of America (WSJ)
  • Another secret deal in the works: Citigroup (FT) - Dear President, where is all your touted transparency?
  • As even the UK is set to enhance banking transparency (FT)
  • CIT failure to cost $2.3 billion in taxpayer TARP funding, about what JPM earned this quarter (Bloomberg)

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    Why Does Goldman Need A Fed Exemption For VaR Calculations?

    Lately the topic of Goldman's VaR has taken on significant prominence, not least because as Zero Hedge disclosed yesterday, it hit a record high. The implications for this were large enough that even Bloomberg picked up on this story. Many readers raised questions of how is it even remotely possible for the company to have a VaR in the low-mid $200 MM ballpark, yet to post a record number of $100MM+ trading days in Q1; Zero Hedge is willing to wager that the upcoming 10-Q release will demonstrate another record number of $100MM+ days in the just closed quarter as well. How is that possible?


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    Introduction To High Frequency Finance

    In the absence of anything else being even remotely relevant in today's market, here is some good bedside reading on this increasingly more pertinent topic.


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    Game Over CIT

    CIT Group Inc. says it sees ‘no appreciable likelihood’ of U.S. government support in the near- term. Talks with the government over aid have ceased, the company said in a Business Wire statement.


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    Sprott On Problems And... Problems

    "The Federal Reserve’s policy of Quantitative Easing is failing. The US budget is ludicrous, spending is out of control, spending promises are out of control, the world knows it - and we know it. For all the pundits who see the economy improving over the next year, we invite you to explain to us how this debt crisis will resolve itself without significant turmoil. We’ve tabulated the numbers above - and they do not lie. As we wrote this past January, welcome to 2009."


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    Joe Saluzzi Provides Further Color On Program Trading

    Some more insight from Themis Trading's Joe Saluzzi from a video clip with BNN earlier today. Also follows up on his earlier post about program trading in the context of AIG. The part about algorithms looking for bonuses and Lexuses is amusing but morbidly troubling.

     


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