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He Just Won't Let Go

Someone please find me a copy of the DSM-IV and look up Obsessive-Compulsive...


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Housekeeping

Thoughts on our third day anniversary.


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Overalottment: July 1

  • Australia's trade deficit doubles in May (MarketWatch)
  • Schizo China changes tune again, hopes dollar remains stable as reserve currency (Bloomberg)
  • Unwinding AIG Prompts Pasciucco to Ponder Systemic Failure (Bloomberg)
  • BOE official says banking system like South Sea bubble (Guardian h/t Steve)
  • Podcast: Minsky framework explained (Mcculley, h/t Kyle)

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    Lear Files For Bankruptcy, Icahn Slaughters Calf

    The company which two years ago activist investor Carl Icahn thought was a steal at $37.25 just filed for bankruptcy (needless to say Suite #4700 at 767 Fifth Avenue is right now painted with sacrificial lamb blood: janitors who are told to clean it all up by tomorrow have just quit). In a press release the Southfield, MI parts supplier said it was hoping for a prompt Chapter 11 process and that it had already received a $500 million DIP compliments of JP Morgan andCiti (the latter probably has to pretend it is still a bank of some sort).


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    Peter Boockvar On Gold

    For all gold bugs out there, Miller Taback's Peter Boockvar on that much debated element, Au 79. Let the discussions begin.


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    Q2 Corporate Finance Activity Overview

    For all you investment bankers out there, just dying to see those league tables in which your bank with 4 deals in the quarter somehow made the Top 10.


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    Niall Ferguson agrees that GBP is going to pop

    Ferguson and others are deeply concerned about GBP


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    Market Wrap 7.1.09

    Equity indices benefited from optimism carried over from the European and Asian sessions after better manufacturing reports raised hopes that the global recession is easing. The positive sentiment was given a further boost following an in-line reading for the June ISM manufacturing data. However, the upward momentum was not sustained amid lower volumes, as traders turned their focus to today’s NFP report. Further to that, downbeat comments out of GM related to creditor payments, as well as news that California’s governor has declared a state of “fiscal emergency”, put further pressure on stocks later on in the session. Finally, at the closing bell DJI closed up 0.68% at 8504.06, S&P 500 closed up 0.44% at 923.32 and NASDAQ100 closed up 0.28% at 1481.34.


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    June Car Sales Update

    • GM June US total vehicle sales down 33.6% vs. Exp. down 30%
    • BMW (BMW GY) US June sales down 20.3%
    • Volkswagen (VOW GY) of America June sales down 18%
    • Ford (F) June US total sales down 10.9% vs. Exp. down 17%
    • Chrysler Group US June sales -42% vs. Exp. -36%
    • Toyota June sales down 34.6%

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    If Dick Bove Prognosticates In A Forrest And Nobody Cares, Did Dick Bove Prognosticate

    -Bove revises Citigroup shr view to USD 0.14 from USD 0.13 for 2010, to USD 0.34 from USD 0.32 in 2011
    -Bove sees USD 11bln Q2 gain from Smith Barney venture with Morgan Stanley
    -Bove rates Citigroup buy

    But again, when CNBC makes fun of you, have fun supergluing the few micro pieces of credibility you may find shattered on the floor.


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    NY Fed On Negative Equity Estimates Among Non-Prime Borrowers

    The New York Fed on a roll today. This time discussing the nebulous question of how many subprime borrowers have any equity at all in their house. Seeing how the GSEs are going batshit over providing 125% LTV refi options, the Fed could have probably saved $100k in taxpayer money for very unnecessary research and concluded that the answer is "Lots." However, as your money is at work here, it makes sense to at least share the work product.


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    Lending To Emerging Markets In Crisis

    The New York Fed is out with a paper on Emerging Market capital flows.
    In a nutshell: not much of those. Probably an opportune time to come out with this piece, as even blind orangutangs can see that the European currency crisis is days if not hours away, and someone, somewhere at the Federal Reserve will be taken to task if they did not have at least a theoretical contingency. Of course, the practical reality with EMs, once the commodity euphoria crashes, will be so ugly that a $1 quadrillion IMF bond raise won't help anyone.


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    Dollar Intraday Collapse

    Somewhere, Ben Bernanke is cheering the collapse of the dollar: after all it bought the market another 1%. Of course, forget his sworn duty of protecting the US currency: who cares about hyperinflation when there is a great ponzi stock bubble to reflate.


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    June P&L Update From Stony Brook

    The East Setauket mega-cores must be doing something shockingly right for a change.

    June performance:

    • RIEF: up 3.93%
    • RIFF: down 5.62%... well not so right here.

    Reference: S&P up 0.20%


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    Afternoon Amusement - Trader Talk

    "'Nigel,

    I have got to say that I think you have been rather less than even-handed in the way that you handled our small disagreement last week about how employees should conduct themselves in (and out of) the workplace. And being placed on suspension by that sycophantic loser in HR was just too much; if he was just a bit taller, I would have punched him!"


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