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FDIC TGI Failure F... er... T

Failure Friday is early today: the first bank shooting green all the way to the grave is John Warner Bank, from Clinton, IL. Likely more to come today.


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NYSE Extends Closing To 4:15 PM, Cites "System Irregularities"

Tsk Tsk. Those pesky SPARCs. Anyone remember March 2007? In other news, Sky Net will be nominating a robo-president for 2012 shortly.


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ECB poised for some mid to late year QE?

Shockingly, the 1% line hasn't been enough to get credit flowing in Euroland - interesting times in Euro long rates coming up.


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Slow Afternoon News Roundup

  • Dan Loeb's Third Point June P&L: 1.8%; 7.2% YTD (Third Point)
  • Captain Morgan - Best use of $2.7 billion in TARP funding. Ever (Moneynews, h/t Cris)
  • Unemployed finance guys in Buenos Aires search for sex, drugs, and their own souls (Playboy h/t Clusterstock)
  • BOE's Miles says helpful to include housing in inflation gauge [Amen]
  • Boeing lost orders for 15 787 Dreamliners in past week: those lost airplanes sure not helping the manufacturing index
  • China Vice Premier says global financial crisis hasn't bottomed
  • Russia Central bank says scraps recommendation for banks not to increase foreign currency denominated assets from Q3
  • Weather Derivatives latest forecast sees average temperatures in the US for the next 6-10 days to be 0.2F vs. Prev. -1.3F

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    Goldman Sachs Responds To Zero Hedge

    It seems quite a few individuals noticed our post attempting to justify some very peculiar language in not just a certain Goldman Sachs Internet disclaimer, but also the strange wording prominently featured in critical GS-client agreements. One happened to be Goldman Sachs itself. We take this opportunity to present the response by Goldman Sachs' spokesman Ed Canaday


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    Nigaz: The Return

    We know this is the one you have all been waiting for. Ever since we first reported on the Nigaz JV, our proverbial phones would have been ringing off the hook, of course, if we had any listed phone numbers. The upside - many sleepless nights at the NSA...

    So we are considering it. In the meantime, some late morning amusement courtesy of the Daily Mail. Little commentary is needed... suffice it to say "Nigerians No Nigaz" is likely soon to eclipse "Dennis Kneale Idiot" as the most popular rising term in Google


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    REIT Liquidity Update: Hold The Applause

    If anyone had told us a year ago that Fitch would at least attempt to be a voice of reason, while Merrill Lynch, which has gotten destroyed on real estate, would be a CRE permabull, we would have punched them in the face. Alas, this seems to have become the case. While readers are all to aware of Zero Hedge's coverage of the Merrill REIT team's follies in "analysis land", a Fitch piece from last week has some surprinsgly insightful commentary on REIT. In a report titled "U.S. Equity REIT Liquidity Update: Hold the Applause" the rating agency paints a much more detailed and credible picture than i) expected and ii) than the 20 brand new analysts at ML/BofA could come up with.


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    When Irish Eyes Are Downgraded

    Moody's sees likelihood of further gradual deterioration of Irish creditworthiness. Other things that will increase the sodium chloride and recycled beer and whiskey content of the Liffey include:

    - Does not see any further changes to Ireland’s rating likely in short-term.
    - Irish fiscal steps broadly appropriate, more spending cuts crucial.
    - Ireland’s bad bank scheme positive measure.
    - Sees less pronounced contraction in Irish economy in 2010, growth in 2011.
    - Sees signs Ireland’s economic downturn may be bottoming out.


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    Toxic Equity Trading Order Flow On Wall Street

    Lots of readers interest yesterday following Joe Saluzzi's Bloomberg interview. I present a White Paper by Themis Trading in which Joe elaborates on many of the concepts that may have flown over the heads of some of the more "beginner" readers. Additionally, I recommend readers search for specific concepts within Zero Hedge - we have covered the topic of program trading and liquidity extensively here over the past 3 months.


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    The "China Decoupling" 7th Derivative Just Turned Again

    For the foaming in the mouth daytraders who think that a day's reversion is the start of a multiyear secular pattern. Like the greenshoot crowd.


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    Daily Highlights: 7.2.09

  • Private-sector jobs in the U.S. fell 473,000 in June, according to ADP.
  • n Credit Card Companies raising interest rates and fees 7 months before the new
  • law comes into effect.
  • AIG sold the foreign-exchange prime brokerage platform of its Financial Products unit to BNP Paribas SA.
  • AIG stock delisting notice is a mistake says NYSE.

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    Frontrunning: July 2

  • There goes the upside case: 467k job cuts on 363k expected, 9.5% unemployment, 14.7 million officially unemployed (BLS, AP)
  • And not just the US - Unemployment up to 9.5% in Eurozone as well (BBC)
  • In the same time over in La-La land... (FT)
  • Band Aid feature of the day: Europe to give $1.7 billion to Latvia (NYT)
  • Exelon raises hostile bid for NRG to $7.5 billion (Reuters)

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    He Just Won't Let Go

    Someone please find me a copy of the DSM-IV and look up Obsessive-Compulsive...


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    Housekeeping

    Thoughts on our third day anniversary.


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    Overalottment: July 1

  • Australia's trade deficit doubles in May (MarketWatch)
  • Schizo China changes tune again, hopes dollar remains stable as reserve currency (Bloomberg)
  • Unwinding AIG Prompts Pasciucco to Ponder Systemic Failure (Bloomberg)
  • BOE official says banking system like South Sea bubble (Guardian h/t Steve)
  • Podcast: Minsky framework explained (Mcculley, h/t Kyle)

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