Archive - 11769
January 14th
Breaking News: Steve Jobs to take Medical Leave Until End of June
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:36 -0500"Team, I am sure all of you saw my letter last week sharing something very personal with the Apple community. Unfortunately, the curiosity over my personal health continues to be a distraction not only for me and my family,but everyone else at Apple as well. In addition, during the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought.
And The Hits Keep on Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:27 -0500According to TrimTabs, record $148 Billion in Hedge Fund outflows in December.
Deleveraging may have a day or two to go.
Meredith Whitney: Sell Financials (You Were Expecting?)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:23 -0500Diplomacy 101:
Maria Bartiromo: "Should people be shorting Citi at $4.53?"
Meredith Whitney: "I would diversify out of financials here."
There is a glimmer of hope: "I would be buyer of American Express.... at $15"
Vikram Memo to Employees
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 21:20 -0500January 14, 2009
From: Vikram Pandit
Dear Citi Colleagues,
I want to make sure you know that we’ve moved up our Q4 2008 earnings announcement to this coming Friday, January 16. Since we are ready to release 4th quarter earnings and talk about 2009 and the future, we saw no need to wait.
Breaking News: Bernie Taking Kia Sorrento Back Home
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 20:30 -0500District Judge Lawrence McKenna upheld the bail ruling... Guess the choppers on Lex and 64th will keep on bugging Madoff neighbor Matt Lauer indefinitely. We once again push forward the idea for converting the penthouse at 133 East 64th to a museum of Unmitigated Greed. $25 entrance fee... Start recouping those losses already!
Lehman Posts Bankruptcy Status Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 19:18 -0500BWICs are Bwack As Funds Resume Dismantling Themselves
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 18:53 -0500
In a first for 2009, a $200 million loan BWIC was distributed earlier this week, indicating the deleveraging of hedge funds' credit books is far from over.
Gannett to Fire Everyone for a Week
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:46 -0500In a memo to its employees, the struggling newspaper company announced that all workers, including CEO Craig Dubow, will take one week unpaid leave this quarter to help the publisher save money.
740 Park Resident Angry That Other Members of Firm Also Greedy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:34 -0500Message from Steve Schwarzman
Issued: January 13, 2009
I am both saddened and outraged to have to tell you that the SEC has brought a civil complaint today against Ramesh Chakrapani in our Corporate Advisory Services Group, charging him with passing on inside information three years ago about a pending transaction on which he worked as a 30 year old vice president.
Ponzasaur About to be Carted Off...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:23 -0500...in a Kia Sorrento???? oh the indignity... in what will probably be his last trip in a non Department of Corrections vehicle, Bernie will have to indulge in all the comfort of this Korean creem of the crop...
On the other hand it could have been this.
************ UPDATE ***********
In Other News: TED Spread "Down"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:19 -0500In seeming vindication of Kudlow's theory that all shall be well, the TED spread is ignoring the slew of bankruptcies, the bottom falling out of the market, Zimbabwe's trillion % inflation rate, Vikram's impending pink slip birthday present, and tightening to 0.98%, its tightest spread in 5 months.
Today is File Bankruptcy for Free, Get an Expensive Advisor in Exchange Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 17:14 -0500Just filed Chapter 11 - Gottschalk's and Goody's, both in Delaware...
Many more to come
One Down, Few More To Go
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 16:26 -0500Nortel already decided to pull the plug and set Lazard's plan for weekly trips to the slumdens of Toronto in motion.
Next on Deck are the following (di)stressed companies with coupon payments due today (this is not an exhaustive list):
AbitibiBowater - 15.5% Notes due 7/15/2015 and 10.6% Notes due 1/15/2011
Allis-Chalmers - 9.0% Notes due 1/15/2014
Ames True Temper - FRNs due 1/15/2012
Atlantic Broadband - 9.375% Notes due 1/15/2014
Charter Communications - 11.125% Notes due 1/15/2011 and 13.5% Notes due 1/15/2011
Breaking News: Sam Israel's GF Charged with Introducing Contraband in Jail
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 16:14 -0500Does anyone even watch daytime soaps anymore? CNBC reporting... More to come
********** UPDATE ***********
Bloomberg reports Debbie Ryan, girlfriend of Sam, is pleading not guilty in helping him escape. She entered her plea before Magistrate Judge Lisa Margaret Smith at federal court in White Plains. Turns out she had been arrested January 9th. She is barred from any contact with Sam and is out on $75,000 bail. She faces a 10 year prison sentence if convicted.
New Missive from Howard Marks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2009 16:05 -0500The latest letter from the intellectual titan of Oaktree... Enjoy



