Archive - Jan 20, 2009

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Bloomberg Makes Bold Assumption S&P is Competent





Bloomberg's chart of the day (below), and the accompanying article is somewhat troubling. For what seems like the first time in mainstream media, someone acknowledges the truth: "The U.K. Government may lose its top AAA credit rating after taking a 70% stake in Royal Bank of Scotland, credit-default swaps show."

 

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We Have A New President - Obama Rally in Full Force





Oh wait, not yet... S&P down -27.45 pts (-3.23%). But lovely speech there... Click here for transcript

 

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Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory





For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)

 

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Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory





For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)

 

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One Third of Middle Market LBOs To Set Up Appointment with Cryptkeeper





Jon Moulton, head of the cool sounding Alchemy Partners (I thought that was reserved for Paulson and Bernanke's upcoming hedge fund), has said that nearly one-third of mid-market buyouts could fall into receivership (UK equivalent of bankruptcy).

 

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One Third of Middle Market LBOs To Set Up Appointment with Cryptkeeper





Jon Moulton, head of the cool sounding Alchemy Partners (I thought that was reserved for Paulson and Bernanke's upcoming hedge fund), has said that nearly one-third of mid-market buyouts could fall into receivership (UK equivalent of bankruptcy).

 

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CNBC All Over 1998 Freeware MIDI Files





Every time I hear the CNBC jingle for the Obama Coverage (1:15:04 on the countdown ticker - exciting) i expect to see Louis XIV. Did they get this jingle from some decade old MIDI file? Did someone actually make money "composing" this?

 

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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again





Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.

 

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Greenwich Planning & Zoning Commission To Deal With 26-Toilet Issue Again





Olga Kogan, wife of Russian billionaire Valery Kogan, is again asking the Greenwich P&Z commission for permission to add a more reasonable, 21,000 sq. foot, 15-toilet anex to their existing 21,127 sq. foot house at 18 Simmons Lane. The commission initially threw up on the original plans of an expansion 27,000 sq. foot house with 26 toilets.

 

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Bank of America Can Only Drop Another $5.94...





...Before it hits $0
17% down today. What is over/under days until Ken Lewis' resignation. We say 10

*******UPDATE********

$5.65 to zero now

 

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Next Up On the Gallows: Chemical LBOs





And y'all thought Lyondell is going to be the only spectacular chemical LBO bankruptcy. The list is long and focuses mostly on plastics makers: Ineos, Chemtura and Georgia Gulf. The third-largest producer of polypropylene sealed its fate in 2005 when it bought BP's Innovene unit for $9 billion. Net debt most recently was $9.7 billion, 4.3x more than LTM EBITDA according to CFO John Reece. Of course there is the matter of plummeting EBITDA... Doubt leverage will be there for long time.

 

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Death Watch: Banking System





Or at least according to Nouriel Roubini. The NYU professor and longtime pessimist fired the latest shot across the bow of the financial house of cards. His claim: financial losses from the credit crisis may reach $3.6 trillion, suggesting the banking system is "effectively insolvent."

 

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Death Watch: Banking System





Or at least according to Nouriel Roubini. The NYU professor and longtime pessimist fired the latest shot across the bow of the financial house of cards. His claim: financial losses from the credit crisis may reach $3.6 trillion, suggesting the banking system is "effectively insolvent."

 

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State Street Next Blowup?





State Street (STT) stock tumbled 33% in premarket trading (last at $24/share). The world's largest money manager for institutions said 2009 profit will be little changed from last year after Q4 earnings fell 71%. What is curious is that according to Bloomberg out of the 18 analysts who cover the stock, 9 have a buy rating, 9 have a hold and 0 are at sell...yup, good to see sell-side research ahead of the ball on this one too.

 
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