Archive - Dec 3, 2009

Tyler Durden's picture

Dodd Says Bernanke May Not Be Confirmed Before Christmas





Per the WSJ, looks like this whole "halting" thing may be useful after all.

 

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Bernanke's Savior From Embarrassment: 1999 Hookers





Funny how Bernanke was skewered today on his inept mismanagement of the credit crisis and subsequent bust and bailouts. Of course, in order to avoid outright humiliation and embarrassment, he ordered the boys at Goldman to vacuum pump some key stocks in order to stave off an unfriendly market reaction to his miserable testimony.

 

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Is GBP About To Get Whacked Again





"Maybe it is related to the recent situation with Dubai's debt, but in any case we have noticed a lot of economic forecasters point out a risk of sovereign default for an EM or even maybe a G10 country as the wild card for 2010. The anti-fiat currencies pro gold trade has been raging on. Because of its role as leader of the free world and excessive 2009 deficit, the US has been in the eye of the storm. Shorting the USD has also been a popular trade to express discontent towards Washington. However, it is hard to imagine a currency crisis in the US without starting with one in Japan or the UK. GBP has been relatively weak since 2007 compared to the rest of the G10." - Nic Lenoir

 

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135 Billion Pieces of Zero Yielding Junk On Deck





Unprecedented economic collapse? €0.69...

Unsustainable budget deficits? 1 ounce of gold...

Immaculately inexperienced administration? One Larry Summers bowel movement...

For everything else there is Tim Geithner.

 

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The Untold Story - Emergency Unemployment Compensation Claims Surge By 265k In One Week





Even as CNBC, which seems to be unaware it is now under new ownership and can stop selling GE stock all day, every day (will Cramer be allowed to pump the worthless equities of competitor cable and satellite companies going forward? Inquiring minds want to know), could not stop praising the fabulous improvement in continuing claims which plummeted by a whopping 5,000 from 462k to 457k, one number that everyone ignored, is the explosion in Emergency Unemployment Compensation - yes, the same name for insurance benefits as they roll beyond their standard expiration horizon, and which the Administration is set on extending to cover a period from now to infinity. That number skyrocketed by 265,300 in one week to an all time record of 3,859,553 for the week ending November 14, from 3,594,253 in the prior week.

 

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Did the White House leak Friday's employment report? Obama has before.





White House press secretary Robert Gibbs set the rumor mills a-grinding with a statement earlier today that may be a preemptive strike against any surprise "uptick" in unemployment. But this would not be the first time the administration made such a leak.

 

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Republican On Senate Banking Committee Rumored To Follow Sanders, Place Hold On Bernanke Reconfirmation





It appears another Republican, identity as of now unknown, is expected to join Socialist Independent Bernie Sanders in placing a hold on the Bernanke confirmation hearing.

 

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As If On Cue, Goldman Upgrades REITs As It Pumps Commerical Real Estate Offerings





I don't know if it has been officially declared here or not, so I will say it explicitly. Since Wall Street DOES NOT charge for their research, it is essentially a loss leader for sales. We all know this, yet we pretend that it does not happen. Well, it does. It's pervasive. It's explicit. It's now! The goal of Wall Street research is not to enrich the retail or institutional brokerage client, but to pave the way for the underwriting, sales and trading departments. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. I dare 'ya.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Goldman On Gold: $1,450/Oz





In case you were curious how Goldman Sachs is axed vis-a-vis the dollar, we present the firm's complete Commodity Outlook, which among other things sees another $250 increase in gold, and thus continued dollar destruction which of course is wonderful for Goldman. Then again, Goldman has had an abysmal and permabullish commodity prediction track record: reader beware.

 

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The Goldman Sachs Christmas Party Menu Selection In Full





Modest menu sampler

APERITIFS & HORS D'OEUVRES - Minted-Green Dacquiris Flowing From a Kozlowski-Inspired Ice Sculpture Fountain. (Holy Water or non-alcoholic beverages available on request)

FIRST COURSE - Shark-Fin Soup

MAIN COURSES - Roasted Market Goose Entier with "Couilles Brasse" With Scalped Pototoes

DESSERT - Gaffes with a Blanc-Fine Syrup

PETITS-FOURS - Bittersweet Karma Cookies

 

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Very Weak Retailer Performance In November Highlights Tapped Out Consumer






Major negative surprises by virtually all retailers with two exceptions, indicate that the consumer is becoming increasingly tapped out into the holiday season. Black Friday sales which were not too bad are likely merely another unsubsidized (yet) Cash For Clothing program with substantial demand being pulled forward: at this rate December sales will likely be an even greater negative surprise.

 

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Japan Planning US Treasuries Sale





Developing story from Market News

 

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Guest Post: Is The Yen A Proxy For Yuan (rmb) Devaluation Or Carry Trade Déjà Vu?





I have been bullish on the Japanese currency since March 2007. What I think defines broad movement in currencies is perception along with broad relative monetary actions. The expansion or contraction of monetary aggregates in one currency versus another is in essence its purest denominator. We show today such a timing model in the yen/usd rate of exchange. Notice that timing simply based on monetary aggregates can be not forgiving for quite some time until the new trend establishes itself.

 

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Fed Completes First Reverse Repo With Treasury Collateral For The Symbolic Amount Of $180 Million





$180 Million, yes, not Billion, Million, was Reverse Repoed (in a 3 day operation) by the FRBNY in its first executed Temporary Open Market Operation Test as part of the liquidity soak up process. The collateral was "Treasury", not CMBS, not stocks of bankrupt companies, but the safest of the safe securities. And even so Primary Dealers could barely part with just under $200 million. So let's do the math: excess liquidity of about $1 Trillion, and a reverse repo of $180 Million: that's just over 5000 TOMOs to go. Don't say the Federal Reserve has no sense of humor.

 

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RANsquawk 3rd December US Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc.





RANsquawk 3rd December US Morning Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc.

 
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