Archive - Jul 16, 2009

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The CNBC Business Model





Whit the recent elimination of anything even remotely approaching journalistic rigor or analysis, and its substitution with endless propaganda and the pitching of "hope" as an investment conduit, many have been scratching their heads over the question of just how it is that CNBC is still on the air, let alone make money: after all selling hope is a very expensive process.

I provide the answer.

 

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Nortel Workers Threaten To Blow Up Factory Unless They Get Decent Layoffs





Liquidating Nortel has more troubles to add to its plate. Not only is the Canadian firm seeing a major push back to its liquidation plans by recently notorious private equity firm MatlinPatterson, which refuses to go gently into that good night and write off its $400 million investment in the failed telecom maker, but now it has to deal with its own employees who have threatened to blow up a French plant unless they get preferential layoff terms. The Globe and Mail reports that "workers had placed gas cylinders in front of the plant in the Yvelines
area near Paris, where 480 jobs are set to be axed following bankruptcy
proceedings."

 

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Simmons Fails To Make Coupon Payment





Troubled mattress maker Simmons announced that it did not make it scheduled July 15th bond payment of $7.9 million. The company's bondholders who are hoping for some hail mary bailout as millions of unemployed people upgrade from a hard floor to a memory foam king size are due for a big surprise, even with the extended forbearance they have granted the company. One can hope that the "certain conditions" to be met by July 31 include a clause of 100% equity conversion as that is the only return hopeful investors may hope to extract from the company.

 

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Daily Highlights: 7.16.09





  • China’s foreign exchange reserves balloon at a record pace in Q2, crosses $2 trillion.
  • China's GDP expands by 7.9% in Q2, beating estimates for a 7.7% growth.
  • Asian stocks climb on China growth, US manufacturing reports.
  • Consumer prices rose 0.7% in June, boosted by energy and autos.
  • Fed projected that US unemployment rate may surpass 10 percent by year's end.
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    Janet Tavakoli On The Causes Of The Global Financial Meltdown





    Highly informative C-Span interview with Janet Tavakoli to go with the morning coffee.

     

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    RealtyTrac: Q2 Foreclosure Activity Highest On Record





    Look elsewhere for green shoots... and CNBC's favorite commodity - hope.
    1.9 Million foreclosure filings in the first half, 889,829 in the second quarter, with 336,173 in June alone, bringing the second quarter total to the highest number since RealtyTrac has been following these data. And this all is happening while various foreclosure moratoria and other national and state mitigation efforts are still in play. One can just imagine the bottom really falling out of the market once California and others stop pretending they can control this accelerating train wreck.

     

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    Frontrunning: July 16





  • Must read: Jonathan Weil on the Fed endorsed trampling of the gibberish known as accounting rules (Bloomberg)
  • Secret Sanction MOU - Regulators are secretly overhauling Bank of America (WSJ)
  • Another secret deal in the works: Citigroup (FT) - Dear President, where is all your touted transparency?
  • As even the UK is set to enhance banking transparency (FT)
  • CIT failure to cost $2.3 billion in taxpayer TARP funding, about what JPM earned this quarter (Bloomberg)
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