Archive - Sep 16, 2009
Qatar's Largest Investment Bank Discusses American Monetary Diarrhea
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 23:45 -0500When a major investment bank's offical Private Client presentation has such words as "Monetary Diarrhea" you know someone is in on the joke and hasn't been acquired by General Electric just yet. Nothing earth shattering here, just a good, simplified summation of how the US economy is suffering from a terminal case of Montezuma's revenge (also known as Traveller's Diarrhea, or TD - no relation to this particular author), and will be for a long long time.
SAT Verbal Comprehension Question Time
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 22:39 -0500A "folk heroish", conscientious, objective and honest jurist gone wild is to a bidetesqueTM, pandering, complicit and conflicted Wall Street sycophant, as Judge Jed Rakoff is to...
New Chrysler Boss Says September Auto Sales A "Disaster"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 21:17 -0500It was a mere two weeks ago that we were predicting a collapse in the September auto SAAR, not only with the push-forward effect of Cash for Clunkers expiring, but after Chrysler and GM reported even August sales that were below forecast. Yet based on a speech by Chrysler boss Sergio Marcchione at the Frankfurt Auto Show, even the "conservative" 9.5 million SAAR that we estimated for September, after the 14.1 million number in August, is going to be an optimistic number. The Fiat/Chrysler boss warned that "we are going to see harsh reality in September."
Goldman Conviction Buy List Candidate Textron Just Rated Top 20 Bankruptcy Candidate
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 20:08 -0500An amusing reminder of just how different opinions can be among (conflicted) finance professionals, was today's disclosure by risk evaluator Audit Integrity, which has put together a list of the twenty companies with a market cap over $1 billion most likely to file for bankruptcy. Among them: none other than Goldman Conviction Buy candidate, Textron Inc.
GSAM Pitches 2007 Emerging Market Highs As A Tangible Goal For "Quant Investors"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 18:20 -0500In other words, the HFT algos are about to go into turbo overtime: Goldman has given the green light.
Senator Isakson on RE: We Need More Gas!
Submitted by Bruce Krasting on 09/16/2009 18:07 -0500Senator "Johnny" Isakson from Atlanta wants to juice up the subsidy for home buyers. How much is this one going to cost us? Does the Senator have an axe to grind?
Top Goldman Lobbyist Barred From Communicating With House's Financial Services Committee
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 17:15 -0500In a rare example of testicular fortitude, Barney Frank has "banished" Goldman's Michael Pease from communicating with the U.S. House of Representatives Financial Services Committee. According to Reuters, the Goldmanite, and former committee staffer, has been "asked" not to interfere with the Congressional panel for a period of 12 months.
Guest Post: Damien Hoffman Exclusive Interview With Alan Grayson
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 16:31 -0500"[The Fed] is the story of the millennium. There are very few stories you can ever write about where the numbers involved have 13 digits in them." - Congressman Alan Grayson
Daily Credit Summary: September 16 - Cover Charge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 16:11 -0500Spreads were tighter in all the major indices today as new 2009/contract tights were seen everywhere with the high beta compression, roll compression, and curve steepening trend continuing - although HY and IG both ended well off their best levels of the day (even as stocks closed at their highs). IG12 moved back above Par and HY12 was below 600bps intraday. The drop in dispersion among single-names seems to signal traders are unwilling to step in to the high beta screamers pre-roll and we feel stringly that the steepening/roll compression has moved index curves in the off-the-runs way rich and way steep compared to intrinsics and offer some pretty cheap options for those who are not buying the recovery in refi risk.
Senate Support For "Audit The Fed" At 25 Co-Sponsors
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 15:57 -0500With HR 1207 passage now guaranteed in the House, it is time to focus attention on the Senate. As of last count, there were 25 co-sponsors for Sen. Bernie Sanders' S 604 Bill: The Federal Reserve Sunshine Act of 2009.
The Problem With Competing Views….
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 15:30 -0500The problem with competing views is that the bond market looks out to the medium and long term horizon while stocks today are mostly concerned with the day to day fluctuations.If you were confused , you were not alone. Investors needing to be protected are pushing managers and advisers to invest at all costs if not beware. The fast move up in equities makes you react the same way as when a drop occurs.You behave out of fear. There is no doubt that a bull market of regrets will ensue.
1999 Party Girls Gone Wild
Submitted by RobotTrader on 09/16/2009 15:00 -0500Smells like 1999 all over again, especially with the sectors which have the worst prospects rocketing the hardest. WSJ today reported record trading volumes by retail daytraders in August, proof positive that Gambling Fever has once again gripped the unemployed and the elderly.
Sidelines Market Commentary From Art Cashin
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 14:37 -0500"We'll let the party continue, I am just not going to partake of the tainted food"
HR 1207 Now Has The Support Of 290 Voters: Guarantees Passage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 14:11 -0500In a critical development for the future of the Federal Reserve, Ron Paul has confirmed that today HR 1207 has garnered the elusive one vote to bring it to a total of 290, or a two-thirds congressional majority. At this point passage of the bill is guaranteed, and hopefully some long, long overdue transparency into the Wall Street-pandering machinations that occur every day within the Fed's four walls at the expense of the American middle class and unmitigated destruction of the US Dollar will finally become a fact.
Intraday VIX And Equities Now Completely Dislocated; Money Market Holdings Back To Pre-Lehman Levels
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/16/2009 13:43 -0500
The VIX is now green for the day, even as equities are stuck in a continuing 2009 high breakout channel. It appears dispersion traders are aggressively buying index vol as they sell single name vol ahead of option expiration. Furthermore, the persistent bid for treasuries is there. As the money market guarantee is set to expire in the next few days, is this merely a last minute push by advisors telling their clients to get out of MMs and into the "safety" of any and all other asset classes? And speaking of money market accounts:we are now back to the pre-Lehman levels. All the "money on the sidelines" that moved out of equities as a result of the events since the Lehman collapse is now back in.




