Archive - 2009

December 3rd

Marla Singer's picture

The Zero Hedge Boiler Room





You should be out there pushing Webistics Zero Hedge.

 

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Bank Of America Prices 1,286 Billion Wierd Ass Securities At $15/Weird Ass Security For $19.3 Billion In Total Proceeds





First dumb taxpayers, now even dumber investors: your money is much appreciated. In other news: use of proceeds - meet black hole. Black hole - meet use of proceeds.

 

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Jim DeMint's Q&A With Zimbabwe Ben





With a whole lot of posturing in the Senate today, long-winded monologues, and propaganda, there was little actual coherent Q&A with the Chairman. Which is why the segment below with Senator DeMint (courtesy of Austrian Filter), is quite valuable, as the South Carolina Republican asks so many of the right questions which his colleagues seem to believe they know the answer to (hint: you don't). Bernanke's responses, of course, leave much to be desired, but at least he is on the record with his arrogant evasiveness.

 

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Biggest European IPO In Two Years Cancelled After Major Valuation Disconnect





Farewell IPO window. European infrastructure company Hochtief was forced to cancel the IPO of its concessions business once investors became unwilling to pay more than €20 for the new shares, with the bottom of the range at €24 previously. Furthermore, according to market participants, the company was able to only fill half a book, after a hatchet job by Credit Suisse analysts, as well as management disclosure during a roadshow lunch that the Dubai jitters made finding investors complicated (to say the least). Watch for some material downside to HOT GY when it opens in Europe tomorrow.

 

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More Lies From Bernanke





These days catching the Fed chairman telling the truth as opposed to a b(a)ld faced lie is in itself a six sigma event. Sadly this post will continue with hugging the median. Some observations on the most recent fabrications by the chief money printer himself, which go to show just how willing Bernanke is willing to bend reality and/or his perception of it as the occasion suits.

 

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So That's Where The Volume Went





Shockingly, Bank of America's ability to pay massive bonuses (i.e. TARP repayment) was not quite the market positive event CNBCOMCAST thought it would be. On the bright side, at least BAC first year analysts will be able to afford their own island in Nakheel's "The World" artificial archipelago.

 

Marla Singer's picture

The AIG Bailout Alone is Enough to Send You Back To Princeton





Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) conveys to Ben essentially our view, but does it with an absolutely blistering delivery. Ouch.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Dodd Says Bernanke May Not Be Confirmed Before Christmas





Per the WSJ, looks like this whole "halting" thing may be useful after all.

 

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Bernanke's Savior From Embarrassment: 1999 Hookers





Funny how Bernanke was skewered today on his inept mismanagement of the credit crisis and subsequent bust and bailouts. Of course, in order to avoid outright humiliation and embarrassment, he ordered the boys at Goldman to vacuum pump some key stocks in order to stave off an unfriendly market reaction to his miserable testimony.

 

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Is GBP About To Get Whacked Again





"Maybe it is related to the recent situation with Dubai's debt, but in any case we have noticed a lot of economic forecasters point out a risk of sovereign default for an EM or even maybe a G10 country as the wild card for 2010. The anti-fiat currencies pro gold trade has been raging on. Because of its role as leader of the free world and excessive 2009 deficit, the US has been in the eye of the storm. Shorting the USD has also been a popular trade to express discontent towards Washington. However, it is hard to imagine a currency crisis in the US without starting with one in Japan or the UK. GBP has been relatively weak since 2007 compared to the rest of the G10." - Nic Lenoir

 

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135 Billion Pieces of Zero Yielding Junk On Deck





Unprecedented economic collapse? €0.69...

Unsustainable budget deficits? 1 ounce of gold...

Immaculately inexperienced administration? One Larry Summers bowel movement...

For everything else there is Tim Geithner.

 

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The Untold Story - Emergency Unemployment Compensation Claims Surge By 265k In One Week





Even as CNBC, which seems to be unaware it is now under new ownership and can stop selling GE stock all day, every day (will Cramer be allowed to pump the worthless equities of competitor cable and satellite companies going forward? Inquiring minds want to know), could not stop praising the fabulous improvement in continuing claims which plummeted by a whopping 5,000 from 462k to 457k, one number that everyone ignored, is the explosion in Emergency Unemployment Compensation - yes, the same name for insurance benefits as they roll beyond their standard expiration horizon, and which the Administration is set on extending to cover a period from now to infinity. That number skyrocketed by 265,300 in one week to an all time record of 3,859,553 for the week ending November 14, from 3,594,253 in the prior week.

 

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Did the White House leak Friday's employment report? Obama has before.





White House press secretary Robert Gibbs set the rumor mills a-grinding with a statement earlier today that may be a preemptive strike against any surprise "uptick" in unemployment. But this would not be the first time the administration made such a leak.

 

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Republican On Senate Banking Committee Rumored To Follow Sanders, Place Hold On Bernanke Reconfirmation





It appears another Republican, identity as of now unknown, is expected to join Socialist Independent Bernie Sanders in placing a hold on the Bernanke confirmation hearing.

 

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As If On Cue, Goldman Upgrades REITs As It Pumps Commerical Real Estate Offerings





I don't know if it has been officially declared here or not, so I will say it explicitly. Since Wall Street DOES NOT charge for their research, it is essentially a loss leader for sales. We all know this, yet we pretend that it does not happen. Well, it does. It's pervasive. It's explicit. It's now! The goal of Wall Street research is not to enrich the retail or institutional brokerage client, but to pave the way for the underwriting, sales and trading departments. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. I dare 'ya.

 
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