Archive - 2009

February 5th

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Did Anyone In Obama's Administration Ever Pay Taxes?





Hilda Solis, labor secretary nominee, apparently shares not only the last name of Carlos from Desparate Housewives (don't ask why I know this), but also his penchant for tax evasion. In what is becoming a daily occurrence, another tax-scandal in Obama's camp has been uncovered.

 

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Apollo Investment Corp. Cuts Dividend, May Raise Capital





We wouldn't expect anything else from Leon Black's mezzanine investment vehicle. The Drexelite knows how to raise capital when an efficient market (monkeys) is going against him in all his investments (throwing feces).

 

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Rating Agency Downgrade Smackdown Continues





As Moody's was getting took much media attention today with assorted blurbs about worthless CMBS here and potential US downgrade there, S&P decided to strike right back with another wholesale downgrade, this time of the retail space after last week's energy whack. Six names were put on creditwatch negative:

Nordstrom: A-
JC Penney: BBB-
Macy's: BBB-
Sears: BB-
Dillards: B+
Neiman Marcus: B+

 

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Moody's On U.S.: AAA Stable.... For Now





Moody's noted earlier that the U.S.' AAA rating is stable for now, although it is not clear how the government's interventions in the financial markets and economic stimuli will affect the deteriorating financial position. U.S. Treasuries issued to the public are "most certain" to be paid, wrote Steven Hess, Moody's senior credit officer, in a research report. If that isn't a good example of diplomacy and watching out for one's career, nothing is.

 

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Bank Run Prevention 101, And The Recent Band-Aiding By the Government





A few days ago the Fed had to (was forced to) postpone the expiration date of virtually all liquidity facilities designed to stop and prevent the mother of all bank runs, which followed the Reserve Fund's breaking the buck after Lehman's collapse. As few people pointed out, the removal of these contingencies would likely have brought the liquidity crisis back with a vicious bang. Furthermore, it reminds us once again of the truly bad shape the liquidity component of the U.S.

 

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Moody's About To Neutron Bomb CMBS Market





In some very important news on this day when everyone is arguing whether or not bankers should be getting bonuses and why Sandy Koufax invested in Madoff, this press release by Moody's may be actually huge. The rating agency is reviewing the ratings of $302.6 billion in CMBS conduit and fusion transactions initially rated (stupidly high) in the 2006-2008 period, which represents 52% of the outstanding rated US CMBS market. The two main criteria Moody's is focusing on are stressed cap rates and property cash flows.

 

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Supreme Court Judge Ruth Ginsburg Has Early Stages of Pancreatic Cancer





The most liberal member, and first Jewish woman appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court, Ruth Ginsburg, was hospitalized with early stages of pancreatic cancer. She had previously battled colo-rectal cancer successfully in 1999.

A blurb about her judicial career, courtesy of wikipedia.

 

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Bank Of America's Tragicomical Take on U2's One





While Bono would be pacing in his San Remo penthouse with 2 inch earplugs and howling at the moon upon hearing this next clip, which is a curious reincarnation of U2's legendary "One", it does explain Bank of Countrywide Lynch's approach to boosting employee morale, and, as a result, why employee morale is where it is now.

 

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January Same Store Sales Full Review





The surprising thing about this morning's same store sales results was that the majority of retailers actually beat estimates. The group that had seen consensus price in almost apocalyptic performance was department stores and discounters, ended up beat handily. Only Gap Stores and JC Penney were actually below estimates (by quite a bit), while the rest of the group did better.

 

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January Same Store Sales Full Review





The surprising thing about this morning's same store sales results was that the majority of retailers actually beat estimates. The group that had seen consensus price in almost apocalyptic performance was department stores and discounters, ended up beat handily. Only Gap Stores and JC Penney were actually below estimates (by quite a bit), while the rest of the group did better.

 

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Reduced Stimulus Package to Be Announced Monday





CNBC reports that the Obama administration will release full details of Tarp V3 on Monday which is set to consists of less than expected total assistance, the bulk of which will be based on ring fencing, or bad asset guarantees, with the bad bank idea virtually scrapped.

 

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Congressional Panel Finds TARP Has Overpaid By 30% So Far





According to a government watchdog group, the federal government has massively overpaid for assets it has so far purchased on its TARP program.

 

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Congressional Panel Finds TARP Has Overpaid By 30% So Far





According to a government watchdog group, the federal government has massively overpaid for assets it has so far purchased on its TARP program.

 

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Some More On Today's Gruesome Unemployment Numbers





Despite the schizo market action yet again (market is up because yen is down, yen is down because market is up), we wanted to go back to today's deplorable unemployment number.

 

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Some More On Today's Gruesome Unemployment Numbers





Despite the schizo market action yet again (market is up because yen is down, yen is down because market is up), we wanted to go back to today's deplorable unemployment number.

 
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