Archive - 2009
January 13th
Mad-Cave Museum Deal Closer Than You Think
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 14:21 -0500
Seems Mad-Man overestimated his triathlon skills in getting to Tetterboro and the Mad-Jet before the FBI could catch up with him.
UBS in Serious Need of Editorializing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 03:26 -0500
In what might be a blatant example of investment banking schizophrenia, or merely a good-ole "talking up the book", two of UBS key "strategists", Larry Hathaway and David Bianco, in the span of 1 business day, manage to come out with two essentially contradictory reports.
UBS in Serious Need of Editorializing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 03:26 -0500
In what might be a blatant example of investment banking schizophrenia, or merely a good-ole "talking up the book", two of UBS key "strategists", Larry Hathaway and David Bianco, in the span of 1 business day, manage to come out with two essentially contradictory reports.
In Other News: People Still Throwing Away Millions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 01:50 -0500In Other News: People Still Throwing Away Millions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 01:50 -0500Mad-Cave Blueprints Procured
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 01:16 -0500Well, it isn't apartment 14A/B in 740 Park, but Bernie's $7 million Guantanamo will make most studio and one bedroom NY dwellers green with unponziated envy.
Mad-Cave Blueprints Procured
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 01:16 -0500Well, it isn't apartment 14A/B in 740 Park, but Bernie's $7 million Guantanamo will make most studio and one bedroom NY dwellers green with unponziated envy.
Nortel Bondholders Biting Their Nails
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/13/2009 00:09 -0500As we reported on January 9, the likelihood of a Nortel bankrtupcy filing this coming Wednesday (coupon payment date) is high to quite high. Recent rumors from the underground community had suggested that Huawei was licking its chops at NT's metropolitan ethernet business and would pay up to $1 billion. However, based on reports from forbes and debtwire from earlier today, the deal is dead in the water. Ooops.
January 12th
Just as All The Media Choppers Vacate Midtown...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 22:54 -0500BN 17:55 *U.S. GOVERNMENT SAYS IT WILL APPEAL MADOFF BAIL RULING
Time to refuel the Embraer
Ze Germans Are Spending
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 22:14 -0500BN *GERMAN COALITION PARTIES AGREE TO SPEND EU50 BLN ON STIMULUS
Good thing people are at least buying their bonds...mmm wait, nevermind... Oh well, fire up the reichsmark printing press and get those wheelbarrels ready
Too Much Bad Fish Scuttles Landry's LBO
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 21:58 -0500
Landry's stock tumbled today to an all time low of $6.63, before regaining a little and closing 50% down after announcing in a very cryptic press release that it is cancelling its LBO/MBO with Fertitta Holdings, the family that own
Too Much Bad Fish Scuttles Landry's LBO
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 21:58 -0500
Landry's stock tumbled today to an all time low of $6.63, before regaining a little and closing 50% down after announcing in a very cryptic press release that it is cancelling its LBO/MBO with Fertitta Holdings, the family that own
His Name Is Robert Paulson... Er, JP Morgan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 21:21 -0500All is well.... Repeat All is well.... In fact we can't wait to tell this to you asap.
BN 16:20 *JPMORGAN CHASE HAD EXPECTED TO RELEASE 4Q EARNINGS ON JAN. 21
BN 16:20 *JPMORGAN CHASE SETS NEW DATE OF JAN. 15 FOR 4Q RELEASE :JPM US
BN 16:20 *JPMORGAN CHASE SETS NEW DATE FOR 4Q EARNINGS RELEASE :JPM US
Another Kick in Cox' Balls
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 20:44 -0500All you ever needed to know about Icon Wealth Management, that the Government already knew of course. Courtesy of Marc Schrenker
http://www.adviserinfo.sec.gov/IAPD/Content/Search/iapd_OrgSearch.aspx
type in Icon Wealth and read to your heart's delight.
Looks like this is Mini-Bernie at best. He has filed $27mm in assets with the SEC, and only 182 accounts.
One Day Archeologists Will Care About This
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2009 20:05 -0500This explains pretty well why some people still choose to make the mega rich even mega richer (although less so with each passing day). Why there is a video of it out there is really odd... Props to hedgefundblogger for tracking this down.








