In an ironic twist of events, last night Bank of America's Chris Flanagan, head of MBS strategy penned an article titled: "Foreclosure Issues Pose Risks, Should Be Resolved With Time" in which the Bank of American proudly reports the following piece of supreme denial: "While that resolution should involve time, effort, and cost, we do not believe it will result in a major long–term disruption to the housing or mortgage markets...Additionally, the allocation of additional costs due to advancing and legal fees will have to worked out. We do believe that the tenets of securitization, MERS, extensive legal foundation that has been established over the last 30 years, and REMIC eligibility will stand." Well isn't it ironic, as Alanis would say... To think all this occurred when Bank of America was still just above it 15 month lows. After today's festivities, not so much. As for the tenets of, well, all those things that are supposed to stand, we are sure that is the case: after all would Moynihan wouldn't risk perjury if he was concerned that a multi-decade culture of perjury, fraud and lies could ever be overturned. The alternative of course would be jail time. And recall what happened to his securities-fraud committing predecessor. Regardless, here is the full MBS defense as presented by the bank with the most to lose when things finally get out of hand. Oddly enough, even this most KoolAided of defenses admits that "the end result will likely be a further extension of foreclosure timelines." Which makes one wonder: just what gives the bank the confidence that it will be able to lift the moratorium within a week? And just what will happen to the firm if it is unable to sweep all these tens of billions in future losses under the rug.