Archive - Apr 2011

A perfect reminder of what will happen when SkyNet finally faces carbon based competition.

A redline comparison of the March and April FOMC Statements.

Just as the top calling momo crowd confirmed amongst each other that this time was the absolutely, positively high in WTI after the black gold dipped by $2 earlier, we got DOE reports confirming that far more oil was being used than expected, and also a totally unforeseeable announcement out of Yemen (where the president is leaving amicably remember, who can doubt that), that
five Yemeni anti-government protesters shot dead by plain-clothes gunmen, while dozens wounded in Sanaa, per Reuters. Surely this is merely a way for Saleh to celebrate the fact that he has only 28 days left in power. Oddly enough that is not how WTI took it, which shot up from $110 to $113 in seconds. And this is nothing compared to what is about to happen between 2:15 pm and 3:00 pm when various robots will know what Bernanke said, and more importantly meant, before he even said it.

In a market in which carbon-based trading is now a remnant of a bygone era, and in which robots make trading decision based on statistical regression patterns and keyword scans from press releases, the upcoming Fed conference will be particularly painful to trade for one key type of trader: robots. Reuters explains: "Ben Bernanke's first news conference on Wednesday is a plunge into unknown territory for the Federal Reserve chairman and for computerized trading as well. Computer trading programs face two dilemmas. There is no history of how security prices have reacted during a press conference with the U.S. central bank chief, and dialogue from the briefing will be spoken, rather than transmitted as text." So unless Johnny 5 has perfect the art of real time intonation and context analysis, expect volatility to go nuts in the period between 2:15 pm and 3:00 pm, when momentum traders will accentuate any buying or selling wave even if based on a completely flawed premise, at which point we will see violent reverses, rinse, and repeat. "Computer-driven trading programs are designed to recognize text, so the nuances of Bernanke's answers to reporters will be lost, or at least delayed, as humans intervene. That will make this inaugural conference a learning lesson for future Bernanke press briefings. "It would be quite hard to get a huge amount of accuracy from a one-off, unstructured press conference," said Rochester Cahan, a strategist at Deutsche Bank in New York who leads one of the major sell-side quantitative research teams. "To trade that, algorithmically, would be quite hard," said Cahan, referring to the software code that instructs computers what to buy and sell." Then again, it could be far, far, worse. It could be Greenspan: imagine Liftathonic 3000 trying to make sense of the Masetro in real time, when not one human had any idea what he said.

A rather boring 5 year auction just closed at the earlier time of 11:30 due to the Bernanke tragicomedy. The $35 billion in bonds (nothing arcane about the CUSIP today: QF0, although do look for this CUSIP to be aggressively monetized in the next few POMOs) were sold at a 2.124% yield, in line with expectations, and at a 2.77 Bid To Cover, modestly better than the last auction which priced at 2.74 (and in line with the LTM average of 2.79). Indirects took down 40.0%, with Directs accounting for 11.2% and the balance or just under 50% going to Primary Dealers. And like yesterday, the Primary Dealer interest declined broadly, coming at a surprisingly high 25.7% hit rate. The Fed's SOMA retained $2.2 billion. With this auction, the debt ceiling is about $23 billion away, even though we have another $24 billion auction tomorrow. Oh well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Two Members Of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff 'Dis America's Hyper-Aggressive Imperialism ... Newly-Leaked Documents Show that Innocent People Were Thrown Into Gitmo Because They Wore Casio Watches Or Were Al Jazeera Reporters … Al Qaeda Assassin Worked for MI6 … And – Yes – the Iraq War Was for Oil

So here we are, finally at the big day. We get the first press conference from the most important man in America. Before you gag on the claim that he is the most important person, can you name one other person who has so much power coupled with the ability to act virtually unilaterally? It's not so much what he can do, print money, change rates, print money, change reserve requirements, print money, that makes him so powerful, it's that basically anything that he wants to do becomes policy. Ahead of the Fed there are two interesting moves in the market that bear watching. Treasuries rallied strongly into the close yesterday, but have given back a lot of the late day gains already. The other more interesting phenomena is what is happening to Greek, Irish, and Portuguese spreads. The bonds are blowing out, as much as 80 bps for Greek 10 year debt, but the CDS is actually tighter. This divergence may be a result of the bonds starting to trade at recovery levels, so investors don't want the hedges, or an indication of yet another expected bailout, but it is worth watching as the divergence is quite large. So, now to the Fed.

BFD, what took you so long? TYVM

While today's 2:15 pm FOMC press conference is still some time away, it is never too late to reserve your seats: the conference will be presented below live. We will liveblog the event in the off chance Bernanke says something that may be even modestly unexpected, such as the truth.

Citi's Steven Englander looks at today's so overblown FOMC statement it is getting ridiculous now, and gives some hypotheticals that could result in some strength (lol) or further weakness for the dollar.

Potential USD (even bigger) negatives (than just the Chairman breathing):

1) focus on the disappointing performance of the US economy, the downward pressure on real wages and weak levels of core inflation

2) reiteration of the view that global imbalances and inflation reflect misguided currency policies in EM

3) opening a door to QE3 if the outlook disappoints further

Pop Quiz: Let’ s suppose, hypothetically, you are trading a non-Russell 1000 stock. All of the sudden, out of nowhere, the network at a major exchange is hacked by some foreign intruders. Data becomes corrupted and the high freak “liquidity providers” head for the exits as fast as they can. Stop limits are being triggered everywhere and the phantom bids that represent today’s equity market have all but vanished. Your sell order gets executed 29% away from the last trade. Exchanges are able to quickly locate the source of the network intrusion and shut down the hackers (we know, not likely, but just play along). The stock you were trading quickly recovers after it brief loss and is now back to trading at its pre-hack level. In addition to your trade that got executed 29% lower, there were over 200 other “bad trades” that were executed far from the reference price. Question for you: Does the exchange break your trade since it was “clearly erroneous”? If you answered “No”, then you are correct. How can that be, you say. Didn’t the SEC put in place all sorts of rules since the May 6th “Flash Crash” that would protect your order from this type of situation? Well, in September of 2010, the SEC approved a little known FINRA rule request (Rule 11892) which created a new category for breaking of “clearly erroneous trades”.

A guess on the question that the WSJ will pose to Bernanke. It's all a set up.

Those who want to watch US politics devolve into a complete farce, can do so below, as the president caves in to a person who has serially bankrupted more corporations than anyone else in history. In the meantime, this is what the whie house had to say on the issue. Those who wish to watch Donald Trumps' take on the matter can do so here.

I invite all to peruse the mainstream financial media and sell side
Wall Street’s take on JP Morgan’s Q1 earnings before reading through my
take. Pray thee tell me, why is there such a distinct difference?