Archive - Aug 8, 2011

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Senate Probing S&P Downgrade





If anyone thought that the Congressional subpoena of Meredith Whitney was taking it too far, you ain't seen nothing yet. According to flashing headlines, the idiots in the Senate now have S&P firmly set in their sights. Reuters adds that, "the Senate Banking committee has begun probing last week's decision by Standard and Poor's to downgrade the U.S. credit rating, a committee aide told Reuters on Monday. The aide said the panel was gathering information about the S&P move but no decision had been made on whether it will hold hearings into the downgrade. But, the aide added, all options were being weighed." At least this action did not involve the Feds and a SWAT team breaking into the company's headquarters unlike a comparable escalation in Italy. We are currently conducting a Lexis-Nexus search to find when the last time that a rating agency upgrade of a nation resulted in the type of prosecution which the glaringly terrorist and racist S&P (in the US) and S&P and Moody's (in Italy) are subjected to currently. We will be sure to bring you the results as soon as have them. We are confident the search will be very, very fruitful. In the meantime, keep an eye on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list. The face below may soon be staring at you from it. And if not, Deven Sharma should prepare for a lifetime of body cavity searches courtesy of the TSA.

 

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Market Commentary: What An Ugly, Ugly Day





Peter Tchir submits: "I have no idea on the next move.  Headlines will continue to dominate.  If the ECB can't or won't keep Spanish and Italian rates down tomorrow, and the Fed doesn't initiate QE3, it could get really ugly.  Seems weird saying that it could get really ugly after a down 6.66% day in SPX, but it could.  BAC is another wild card.  With market volatility so high, and liquidity minimal, the one thing that makes the most sense is to stay small and nimble."

 

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RANsquawk Market Wrap Up - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 08/08/11





RANsquawk Market Wrap Up - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 08/08/11

 

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EPIC PLUNGE: -633.78, 6th Largest Drop In Dow Jones History





And there you have it: following last Thursday's massive 500 point drop which so many said was a buying opportunity, here comes a -633.78 plunge in the DJIA, which is the 6th largest absolute point drop in Dow Jones Industrial Average history, following 4 larger drops in 2008 following the Lehman bankruptcy, and one back in 2002. We just made history. If the DJIA can drop more than 800 points tomorrow, which it probably will if Bernanke does not announce QE3 in some form, 2011 will be #1!

 

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Charting The Historic 5 Day Market Slide





This is what happens when everyone shifts from the same side of the boat to the other... at the same time.

 

 

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Morgan Stanley's ClientServ Is "Transitorily" Unavailable; Withdrawal Requests May Or May Not Have Surged





Update: it is now back online. Redemptions and liquidations shall proceed in an orderly, dignified manner please.

 

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Armageddon Put Trade Up Over 500% For The Week, More Room To Go And More Trades To Set Up!





500+% in less than a week! Not bad. Expect to give some back as the kick the can down the road parade begins: QE3.56, concerted central bank buying, bannig shorts, outlawing puts, whatever. I fully expect a short term rally then realisty will rear its ugly head once again.

 

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Live Webcast From Second Day Of London Riots





Just in case anyone wonders what is eventually coming to our own shores, here is a live webcast.

 

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Unwinding The Zero Hedge "Great QE Unwind Trade" At 18%+ Relative Return





Back on May 17, Zero Hedge proposed a simple trade idea, something what we called the "Great QE Unwind" trade. The trade consisted of two legs: "long Utilities and Consumer Staples while shorting Industrials and Consumer Discretionary, leaving Financials alone." We unwind this trade today, one day ahead of the announcement of QE3, as it has since returned an absolute +3.7%, and a whopping return 18.7% over the broader S&P index. Obviously this is for the less than three month period the trade was held, and not annualized. We now unwind the trade. To those who piggybacked on this trade that not only protected capital, but generated absolute return, congratulations! To everyone else, better luck next time.

 

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S&P OBaMaRaMa





COFFEE RESTRICTION'S IN FORCE...

 

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Guest Post: So Why Is The Initial Reaction Of The S&P Downgrade Of Treasuries For Treasury Bond Prices To Go Up?





The S&P downgrade was not as much a comment on the numbers of credit service as a comment on the political process. The political process is about confronting the probability of a hyper-inflationary collapse of our currency if fiscal irresponsibility, entitlement spending and bank bailout mentality are not addressed. If the credit rating firms had continued the charade of AAA quality, it would merely enable the not sustainable march toward hyper-inflation. Ultimately, the S&P downgrade of Treasuries is a downgrade of all dollar denominated assets. If we can print dollars to pay Treasury debt, it is the currency that is at risk. A nominal default of Treasury obligations is not going to happen. Yet, a real default as a currency event is the risk. In order to save the currency,  we must sacrifice the money center banks. A sacrifice of the international banking system is a deflationary event. For Treasuries to rally in a flight to quality as a market reaction to their own downgrade is a flight to the relative safety that remains. Anticipation of the deflationary political discipline of an S&P downgrade is the rational reaction of capital flight away from securities propped up by the reflationary status quo.

 

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Flash Crash Part 2





With QE3 to be announced tomorrow, is anyone really surprised that we just experienced Flash Crash part 2? After all Bernanke has to be thanked for rescuing the Russell 2000. Dow dropping as much as 600, BAC down 22%, Citi down 21%, and everything else bidless, Level two does not work... Total market shut down.

 

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Guest Post: It’s Time To Be Very Concerned About What’s Going On Behind The Scenes





Ancient Greek mythology tells the tale of Odysseus, the heroic king of Ithaca whose 10-year journey home after the Trojan War became one of the world’s most famous epics. At one point in the journey, his ship was heading straight for two deadly hazards– on one side was Scylla, a six-headed monster disguised as a giant rock, and on the other side was Charybdis, a sinister whirlpool born from the sea god Poseidon. The perils were close enough to pose an inescapable threat to ships passing through, forcing the captain to choose between the two evils. A Latin proverb from this story, “incidit in scyllam cupiens vitare charybdim” (he runs on Scylla, wishing to avoid Charybdis), is now “between a rock and a hard place” in modern English. This is exactly where the entire world finds itself right now. With confidence vanishing, markets panicking, and entire nations going bankrupt, ultimately there are no good solutions… and thinking people need to understand some simple truths about the situation...

 

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Watch Obama Convey The Teleprompter's Thoughts On the S&P Downgrade Live





Update: the meeting scheduled for 1:00 pm has been delayed until 1:30 pm. Summary: "It's all the sandtrap at 18's fault"

The daily teleprompted appearance you have all been waiting for. Summary: "It's all S&P's fault"

 

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RANsquawk US Afternoon Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 08/08/11






 

A snapshot of the US Afternoon Briefing covering Stocks, Bonds, FX, etc.

 
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