Archive - Sep 23, 2011
Here Is The Latest Greek Bailout Rumor
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:51 -0500Yawn:
- EU PLANS GREEK BUYBACK PROGRAM OPEN TO ALL DEBT, ALL INVESTORS
- EU GREEK BUYBACK PLAN FROM DOCUMENT OBTAINED BY BLOOMBERG NEWS
Fade.
Some Paradoxes Worth Thinking About...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:23 -0500Why are the only people smart enough to trick a bank's risk system, so stupid that they lose billions of dollars? The odds that the only rogue traders that exist have phenomenal losses are very small. Some must have small losses, and some must have profits that quickly get converted from "rogue" profits into bonus eligible profits. Why are so many capitalists and "free-market" champions calling for government support? Many of the same people who rant against government regulations and interference, are happy to demand handouts, subsidies, and "helpful" intervention. Can you really be a commucapitalist? I guess if capitalist is redefined as self-serving, this wouldn't be a paradox.
TGIF - Stop the Week, We Want to get Off!
Submitted by ilene on 09/23/2011 11:21 -0500Now we need to step back and objectively, CALMLY, away from the madness of the crowd and simply factor the panic into our fundamental equation.
Europe Closes On 'Bailouty' Hope As Rumor Of Major Fund Liquidating PMs Grows Louder
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:15 -0500
The unerring belief that powers greater than mere mortals will vanquish the enemy of lack-of-bank-capital this weekend was enough to spur a significant turnaround in European stocks and spreads as they headed towards the close. While optically, the strength in senior financials spreads appears wondrous, we note that subordinated spreads are underperforming seniors significantly (when one would expect them to be outperforming if all was really well) and broad equity indices (and credit indices) only managed to get back to marginally unchanged. Sovereign risk remains notably wider still - which has the smell of a bailout/nationalization risk-transfer to it in our ever so humble opinion.
Attempts to Suppress Volatility Could Lead to a Crash in Existing Economic and Political Systems
Submitted by George Washington on 09/23/2011 10:49 -0500Of course freedom - as envisioned by the Founding Fathers - and free markets would go a long way towards allowing normal volatility, and thus preventing Black Swan collapses ... but the Chairistan and Thought Police can't have that, now can they?
Senate Has Enough Votes To Defeat Continuing Resolution: Government Shutdown Imminent
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:42 -0500As predicted:
- SENATE HAS VOTES TO DEFEAT HOUSE SPENDING PLAN; VOTE CONTINUES - BBG
Next up: headline risk and a push for Bernanke to print more. Why? Because when all is said and done the market will have plunged (even more) on the realization there is no fiscal stimulus coming in the next two years, despite the Chairman's clever gambit.
The US Government Is About To Shut Down Following Continuing Resolution Fiasco
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:11 -0500Last night a GOP controlled Congress passed the Continuing Resolution bill which would provide funding for the government past the end of the Sept 30 fiscal year end. To pass it, Boehner invoked clauses which antagonized Democrats even more. Which is why now that the bill is in the Senate, it appears to have hit a dead end. As Goldman explains, today the bill will likely die, which means that with a one week recess coming up from the government next week, government is about to be well and truly shut down.
Guest Post: The Fed, ZIRP And The French Boomerang
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:02 -0500Ben Bernanke promised to sit, like an elephant, on short-term interest rates for another two years - at least. What were US Money Market Funds (MMF) going to do? US Treasury yields are 0.09% for 12 months, 0.02% for 6 and negative 0.01% for 3 months. You can’t deliver negative yields to investors (that would empty the fund pretty quickly) and you still want to charge some management fees. Enter funding-hungry European banks. You might be surprised to learn the following: the world’s largest bank (by assets) is – French...
The Harsh Reality In Greece
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:01 -0500
As rumors circulate regarding recaps, EuroTARPs, nationalizations, no-need-for-new-capital, no-NET-exposure-to-French-banks, we point out that Greek government bonds (GGBs) have quietly crept into the night with the 2Y price breaking below EUR40 for the first time and the long-end bond prices breaking below EUR30 for the first time. Given the 20% haircuts in the stress tests and the 60-70% haircuts the markets are expecting, we can only guess at banks need for capital - or will MtM suspension magically wipe all of those fears away? Meanwhile, away from the headline grabbing PIIGS, Germany CDS is +7bps at 113bps, Austria is 15bps wider at 185bps, and Belgium just broke 300bps.
Another Soros-funded AG (& Former Rand Paul Opponent) Jack Conway Threatens the Big Bank Settlement
Submitted by EB on 09/23/2011 09:56 -0500Is someone big gunning for BAC and/or BNY Mellon?
Panic And Perspective On Wall Street From Art Cashin
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 09:48 -0500Some much needed veteran trader perspective from the fermentation committee Chairman. "We’re going to adjust our usual format a bit to try and put yesterday in a little bit of perspective. Having done this over 50 years, I’ve seen a good deal of market history - the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Kennedy Assassination, the ’87 Crash, various wars, and much more - and perspective is essential to survival - at least financial survival."
Germany Spoils Party After FinMin Says Second Greek Bailout May Need To be Revised
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 08:40 -0500Just hitting Dow Jones, another set of cold hard factual bricks for the bailout rumor brigade. From Germany's FinMin Wolfgang Schaeuble:
- GERMAN FINANCE MINISTER: MAY NEED TO REVISE 2ND GREEK BAILOUT - Dow Jones
- GERMAN FINANCE MINISTER: DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO SPECULATE ABOUT NECESSITY FOR ADDITIONAL DECISIONS ON GREECE: RTRS
- GERMAN FINANCE MINISTER: THE RECAPITALIZATION OF EUROPEAN BANKS IS NOT A MATTER FOR THE ECB BUT FOR MEMBER STATES
It appears the euro is now soaring on expectations of a rumor to refute this latest fact.
Watch History Being Made As Solyndra Execs Plead The Fifth, Confirm Failure Of Government Stimulus Program
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 08:19 -0500Is this the beginning of the end of Obama, with impeachments and much more to follow? Today's pleading of the 5th amendment by Solyndra execs may be the starting point. Watch the live hearing below.
Black Friday Arrives: Biggest Weekly Move In 30 Year Bond Since Black Monday
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 08:03 -0500
30Y rates move more than three standard deviations this week - the greatest move since Black Monday (1987) - as it drops 55bps - hhmm - stability.
Endspiel: Fidelity Says "It Is Clear Now That The Fed Cannot Bail Equity Markets Out Any More"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 07:42 -0500Uh... did a member of the status quo just tell the truth? "It is clear now that the Fed cannot bail equity markets out any more and any interest rate cuts by the ECB may not have much of an impact on markets" Cue panic?






