Archive - Mar 14, 2012
A 'Different' Goldman Response To Greg Smith
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 10:00 -0500Andy Borowitz provides the one retort to Greg Smith that only free taxpayer money and trillions in bailouts can buy. In other news, we fully expect Mr. Smith to enact a voluntary refund of the 12 years worth of compensation and bonuses earned while working at Goldman any minute now. Or maybe epiphanies on Goldman "culture" following more than a decade of employment comes without compensation clawbacks?
Treasuries Poised For Breakout As Key Technicals Taken Out
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 09:51 -0500
By now everyone and their dog knows Treasuries are on the move. The move, however, is sizable as 10Y yields break above their 200DMA for the first time in almost five months. This is the second largest two-day jump in yields in 16 months as the market wonders whether this is the breakout where 's##t gets real' or a test of resistance at the October 2011 spike highs. Only AAPL time will tell.
It's Official - Apple Is Now Bigger Than The Entire US Retail Sector
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 09:21 -0500
A company whose value is dependent on the continued success of two key products, now has a larger market capitalization (at $542 billion), than the entire US retail sector (as defined by the S&P 500). Little to add here.
Goldman Sachs Executive Director Corroborates Reggie Middleton's Stance: Business Model Designed To Walk Over Clients
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 03/14/2012 09:15 -0500Directly from the resigning mouth of the rapist to the raped... I even put some number to it for the analytical crowd..
Bernanke's Latest Take On The Recovery: "Frustratingly Slow"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 09:11 -0500The Fed Chairman, who is too busy to tweet at the moment, has just released his pre-recorded speech on Community Banking. In its we find the following pearl: "Despite some recent signs of improvement, the recovery has been frustratingly slow, constraining opportunities for profitable lending." Wait, hold on, yesterday the same Chairman told an eager headline scanning robotic world that economic growth was upgraded from "modest" to "moderate" - so which is it? Or will the Fed merely feed the HFT robots whatever cherry picked keywords are needed to nudge the market in the appropriate direction as required? Oh wait, we forgot... Election year. Carry on.
As Fed Comes To Twitter Will US Debt Be Limited To 140 Zeroes?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 08:49 -0500As of this morning the Federal Reserve is officially on twitter and can be followed at @federalreserve. This is truly great news as it means that the US debt will have to be limited to at most 140 zeroes! Then again, after yesterday who cares about the Fed?Where is uber-boss Jamie Dimon's twitter account?
Russia Discloses The Iran Ultimatum: Cooperate Or Be Invaded By Year End
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 08:44 -0500
In what can only be seen as raising the rhetoric bar on the timing, scale, and seriousness of the Iran 'situation', Kommersant is reporting that "Tehran has one last chance" as US Secretary of State Clinton asks her Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov to relay the message to Iranian leaders. If this 'last chance' is wasted an attack will happen in months as diplomats noted that the probability of an Israel/US attack on Iran is now a specific 'when' instead of an indefinite 'if'. The sentiment is best summarized by a quote from inside the meeting "The invasion will happen before year’s end. The Israelis are de facto blackmailing Obama. They’ve put him in this interesting position – either he supports the war or loses the support of the Jewish lobby". Russian diplomats, as Russia Today points out, criticized the 'last chance' rhetoric as unprofessional suggesting "those tempted to use military force should restrain themselves - a war will not solve any problems, but create a million new ones."
Art Cashin On The Oldest Sovereign Bankruptcy And The UK's Bitter Experience With Perpetual Bonds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 08:26 -0500Greece just defaulted. Again. No surprise - the country has been in default half the time since 1820. Curiously, Greece is also the first recorded sovereign defaulted as Art Cashin notes in his piece today. He also reminds us that the UK's plans to return the 100 Year bond are nothing new. In fact, the Consol, or the UK perpetual, was around in the 1700's. Things did not work out very well back then...
Is Another Record ECB Margin Call Impairing Gold Again?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 08:09 -0500
In an update of our post from a week ago, the ECB has increased its margin calls on European banks by EUR162 million this week to another record high of over EUR17.3 billion. While our pointing out of this huge jump from 'average' historical margin calls last week was met with - it's temporary/transitory due to temporary/transitory ineligibility of defaulted (and since undefaulted) Greek bonds (which given the rise this week has now been proven incorrect) or the more prosaic "don't worry, be happy", we remain concerned at both the velocity and now sustained size of these margin calls (as clearly collateral quality has dropped rapidly and remained weak). This is concerning since it would appear we had a good week for collateral (risk assets) in general, so we can only imagine what garbage is clogging the ECB's balance sheet. The side-effect of this appears to be (as we pointed out here) that Gold (the banks' remaining quality collateral) is being sold to cover these margin calls just as it was in September 2011 (though lease rates have not squeezed as much this time). We can only imagine the size of these margin calls should we happen to have a week where AAPL stock drops or BTPs don't rally (broad collateral actually loses value), but that seems impossible anyway.
"Spain Is Fine" - February Spanish Bank Borrowings From ECB Rise To Record
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 07:49 -0500
And how can it not be? As Banco de Espana just released earlier today, Spanish banks have borrowed a record €152 billion in February, a €19 billion increase from January. At least we now know what the capital shortfall was in Spain since pre-LTRO days, when total borrowings were €98 billion: "LTRO is for carry trade purposes"... right. So thank you European tax payers, and the 'bad bank' hedge fund formerly known as the ECB - you just bought Spain a few more months, however with your actions you guaranteed that nobody will change any part of their destructive behavior, and merely enable even more solvency crises in the future, which will be band-aided with even more trillions in free money, and so on, until the global central banks need to show their expansion not on a weekly but millisecond basis. And oh yes, this explains why Blackrock is tripping over itself this morning recommending Spanish bonds, which "may offer opportunities for long-term investors" - perhaps the same profit opportunity that the ECB had on its Greek bond holdings purchased at 80 cents of par and collapsed at about 20.
Goldman Responds To Greg Smith, Darth Vader Is Leaving The Empire, And More...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 07:10 -0500
Because every former employee confession has an equal and opposite reaction from "toxic and destructive" firms. And what a better way to test the PR disaster damage control skills of the firm's new global head of corporate communications: former Treasury aide and Geithner lackey Jake Siewert. In other news, Goldman is now promptly adding perpetual non-disparagement clauses to all employee contracts. Retroactively, if possible.
News That Matters
Submitted by thetrader on 03/14/2012 07:06 -0500- After Hours
- Bank of America
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- Barack Obama
- Bloomberg News
- Bond
- Borrowing Costs
- China
- Citigroup
- Crude
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- Dow Jones Industrial Average
- European Union
- Federal Reserve
- Fitch
- Germany
- Greece
- Gross Domestic Product
- Housing Market
- Hungary
- Investor Sentiment
- Iran
- Jaguar
- Middle East
- Natural Gas
- Nikkei
- Nomination
- Poland
- Rating Agency
- ratings
- Recession
- Reuters
- Stress Test
- Trade Balance
- Trade Deficit
- Trading Rules
- Unemployment
- Wells Fargo
- Wen Jiabao
- Yen
- Yuan
All you need to read.
Daily US Opening News And Market Re-Cap: March 14
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 06:59 -0500Going into the US open, European equity markets have carried across some risk appetite from last night’s Wall Street news that 15 out of 19 major US banks had passed the Fed’s stress test scenarios. This risk appetite is evident in Europe today with financials outperforming all other sectors, currently up over 2%. Data released so far today has been relatively uneventful, with Eurozone CPI coming in alongside expectations and Industrial Production just below the expected reading for January. Taking a look at the energy complex, WTI and Brent crude futures are seen on a slight downwards trajectory so far in session following some overnight comments from China, highlighting the imbalance in the Chinese property market, dampening future demand for oil. Looking ahead in the session, the DOE crude oil inventories will shed further light on the current standing of US energy inventories.
Ex-Goldman Exec Comes Clean On How A "Toxic And Destructive" Goldman "Rips Its Clients Off"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 06:32 -0500Stop us when this confession from Greg Smith, a now former executive director and head of the Goldman's United States equity derivatives business in Europe, the Middle East and Africa, sounds exactly like everything we have said about the firm over the past 3+ years (and why we just can't wait for the next trading "recommendation" from Tom Stolper). "Today is my last day at Goldman Sachs. After almost 12 years at the firm — first as a summer intern while at Stanford, then in New York for 10 years, and now in London — I believe I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of its culture, its people and its identity. And I can honestly say that the environment now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it."
Frontrunning: March 14
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/14/2012 06:24 -0500- Activist Shareholder
- B+
- Bond
- Carlyle
- China
- Citigroup
- Claimant Count
- Commercial Paper
- CPI
- Dell
- European Union
- Federal Reserve
- Gambling
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Hungary
- India
- Japan
- JPMorgan Chase
- Las Vegas
- MF Global
- NASDAQ
- President Obama
- Private Equity
- Real estate
- Recession
- Reuters
- Sheldon Adelson
- Stress Test
- Switzerland
- Unemployment
- White House
- World Bank
- Yuan
- Euro zone formally approves 2nd Greek bailout: statement (Reuters)
- In a First, Europeans Act to Suspend Aid to Hungary Unless It Cuts Deficit (NYT)
- UK Chancellor Looks at 100-Year Gilt (FT) - What? No Consols?
- Hilsenrath: Fed's Outlook a Tad Sunnier - (WSJ)
- Banks Shored Up By Stress Test Success (FT)
- U.S. dangles secret data for Russia missile shield approval (Reuters)
- Wen Warns of Second China Cultural Revolution Without Reform (Bloomberg)
- Wen Says Yuan May Be Near Equilibrium as Gains Stall (Bloomberg)
- Merkel Says Europe Is ‘Good Way’ Up Mountain, Not Over It (Bloomberg)




