Archive - Oct 25, 2013
Forget Lloyd and Jamie: Meet SEC Arch-Nemesis #1
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 14:02 -0500
Its not fun being in the government’s crosshairs. But there is comfort in knowing that the then Head of Enforcement at the SEC , Linda Thomsen (now of Davis & Polk law firm. I’m guessing her clients are proud!) went to the Nth degree to make sure she knew the smallest details of apparent arch-nemesis #1 Mark Cuban's case before moving forward!
Labor Dept. Says Furloughed Federal Workers Can't Double-Dip On Unemployment Benefits
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 13:37 -0500How anyone thought this made any sense in the first place was a little beyond us, but the Labor Department has ruled that the Federal employees who were furloughed while the government was shutdown were not eligible for unemployment benefits (as well as back-pay)...
- *FEDERAL WORKERS DURING SHUTDOWN NOT ELIGIBLE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS: CNBC
So no double-dip... we await the union-based class action suit...
Fact Or Fiction: NSA Unveils "Internal Patriot Discovery" Protocol
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 13:29 -0500
Rather than go to exhaustive lengths identifying the "terrorists," we identify (based on every piece of data you have ever touched in your life) the 'patriots' and thus, by process of elimination find the real terrorists...
Guest Post: Is A Major Correction Coming?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 12:57 -0500
In the long term, it will ultimately be the fundamentals that drive the markets. Currently, the deterioration in the growth rate of earnings and economic strength are not supportive of the speculative rise in asset prices or leverage. The idea of whether, or not, the Federal Reserve, along with virtually every other central bank in the world, are inflating the next asset bubble is of significant importance to investors who can ill afford to lose a large chunk of their net worth. It is all reminiscent of the market peak of 1929 when Dr. Irving Fisher uttered his now famous words: "Stocks have now reached a permanently high plateau." Does an asset bubble currently exist? Ask anyone and they will adamantly say 'NO.' However, maybe it is precisely that tacit denial which might be an indication of its existence
The Inevitable Market Deleveraging Will Occur, Whether the Fed Wants It or Not
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 10/25/2013 12:43 -0500
By keeping interest rates near zero, the Fed has been hoping to push investors into the stock market. The hope here was that as stock prices rose, investors would feel wealthier (the “wealth effect”) and would be more inclined to start spending more, thereby jump-starting the economy. This has not been the case. Instead the entire capital market structure has become mispriced.
China's Gold Reserves At Least 2.5 Times Higher Than Reported, ‘De-Americanisation’ Continues
Submitted by GoldCore on 10/25/2013 12:35 -0500Already, the Chinese have stopped accumulating dollars - preferring safer currencies, infrastructure, hard assets and commodities and of course gold. Even a small amount of Chinese selling could lead to substantial dollar weakness and much higher bond yields plummeting the U.S. into another recession.
THe MaP, THe DouCHeBaG...
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/25/2013 12:31 -0500Nothing further needs to be said...
7.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Japan - Tsunami Warning Issued For Fukushima
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 12:28 -0500UPDATE: Tepco Orders Evacuation of Fukushima Power Plant Workers
A 7.3 (according to USGS) magnitude earthquake just struck 311 miles ENE of Tokyo at a depth of 10km. The Pacific Tsunami Center has issued a warning and VOA reports a 1-meter high tsunami could hit Fukushima coast at 02:40 local - 1340ET)....
NHK radio and TV announcers airing repeated warnings to residents of #Fukushima to stay away from the coast. #tsunami #Japan
— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) October 25, 2013
ObamaCare Hackathon: Healthcare.gov May Expose Social Security Numbers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 12:00 -0500
The Obamacare tech team should add another pressing cyber issue to its to-do list. As Mother Jones reports, web secuirty experts warn that that Healthcare.gov (and various state exchanges), the Obamacare websites, has a security flaw that could make sensitive user information, including Social Security numbers, vulnerable to hackers. The website, reportedly, has a coding problem that could allow hackers to deploy a technique called "clickjacking," where invisible links are planted on a legitimate web page. Using this scheme, hackers could trick users into giving up personal data as they enter it into the web site, potentially placing Americans at risk of identity theft or allowing fraudsters to file bogus health care claims.
Guest Post: Alan Greenspan's Shock Revelation
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 11:43 -0500As Alan Greenspan described this week, in an interview with John Stewart on “The Daily Show,”
“We really can't forecast all that well. We pretend that we can but we can't. And markets do really weird things sometimes because they react to the way people behave, and sometimes people are a little screwy.”
Which means they don’t necessarily go along with your central planning, no matter how good you think it is. But still economists insist that, if they are allowed to monkey around with it, they can make an economy better. And therefore, the Fed, which has lived by the sword of QE, will probably die by it too.
Looking For Japan's Radioactive Mutant Army
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 11:12 -0500
First: we are not suggesting Japan's army is comprised of radioactive mutants - perhaps just those stationed within 10 kilometers of the Fukushima gift that keeps on giving alpha through gamma rays. We are merely saying that if one takes Abe's latest deluded ramblings that Japan is "ready to counter China's power" literally instead of merely more nationalistic bluster by a prime minister whose first term ended in the runs (literally), then the demographically crippled island nation that has a soaring food and energy inflation problem, sliding wages and radiation that comes in 100,000+ RDA dosage increments, would be well advised to have a few invincible X-Men in its army's ranks if indeed it has any intention of taking on China. Because as Walter Sobchak would say, "this is not Man(churia)."
How To Earn 10% In A Low Yield Environment?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 10:37 -0500
A key challenge for most investors is meeting return bogies, but as Citi notes in the following 6 slides, generating a 10% return in this low-yield environment is still possible (aside from riding short-squeezes in #N/A P/E stocks) as long as you have the intestinal fortitude for the kind of leverage required...
Guest Post: The Grand Narrative: Legitimize The Authoritarian State
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2013 10:11 -0500
As the status quo crumbles, the state responds in the only way it knows: expand control and become increasingly authoritarian.
NSA Director Pines for Dictatorship
Submitted by George Washington on 10/25/2013 09:45 -0500"We Ought to Come Up with a Way of Stopping It" ... i.e. the Free Press







