Archive - Oct 2013

October 22nd

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Carl Icahn Covers 3 Million NFLX Shares On 457% Gain





Just as we wondered earlier in the day...

What is perhaps most worrisome for the market is the "real" sale of 2.99 million shares collapsed the market cap by around 20%...

 

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You Won't Believe What The French Are Taxing Now...





European MEP Nigel Farage blasted French President Francois Hollande as leading the pack “in the modern day Pantheon of idiots who are running countries around the world…” Of course, the French president had recently introduced a ‘hate tax’ on its countries most successful people, driving out whatever few productive people remain in France. But this hate tax was just the tip of le iceberg. Just look at what they’ve done or announced just in the last month...

 

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France Summons US Ambassador in Snowden Affair





It’s all for play isn’t it when the French Minister of the Interior Manuel Valls summons the US Ambassador?

 

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What MoMo Massacre? Stock Scramble Sends S&P To New Record High





While Cramer exclaimed this morning that his 'cult' stocks were unstoppable, the MoMo names were crushed today (for no good reason) with NFLX, FB, P (late saved by AAPL), and TSLA all monkey-hammered (as rumors of a major option algo going pear-shaped spread). Meanwhile, the S&P rose for the 9th day of the last 10 and closed once again at another all-time high above another magical level - 1750. Markets keyed off the weakness in the jobs report (ignoring the construction spending beat) and ran in a Taper-off-related manner across all assets - USD was battered, Bond yields compressed, Gold and silver soared. Oil prices did not follow the pattern leaking to $97.60 (-3% on the week). Market internals today were very "glitchy" though... EURJPY was in charge once again but VIX remains bid (and higher on the day), and while credit rallied, it remains less exuberant than stocks.

 

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Americans Just Want To Get High





For the first time (in the 44 years of polling), the majority of Americans favor legalizing marijuana. As Gallup notes, from a low of 12% in favor in 1969, the latest poll shows a clear majority (58%) now believe the drug should be made legal. Perhaps not so surprising, given the prospects for much of today's youth (67% of 18 to 29 year olds in favor), Gallup adds that a sizable percentage of Americans (38%) this year admitted to having tried the drug, which may be a contributing factor to greater acceptance. Those who identfied themselves as Democrats  were almost twice as 'in favor' of legalization as Republicans.

 

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Fitch's "Reserve Currency" Loophole: 80-90% Debt/GDP Rule Does Not Apply To You





It would appear that French-owned Fitch, following its rating-watch-negative shift on the US credit rating last week, has got a tap on the shoulder from the powers that be. As Hollande complains about Obama's espionage, Fitch has released a statement explaining how the USA can do whatever it wants and not be downgraded. With only the Chinese ratings agency "able" to openly comment on the creditworthiness of the USA, it is no surprise that Fitch gave itself an "out" on the basis of the USDollar's exorbitant previlege.

 

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Wallowing in Fed-Induced Stock Market Delirium, Even Texas Instruments Admits: Stocks Are Overpriced





Stocks balloon, we’re incessantly told, because revenues and earnings rise. But what if they sag for years, and the stock still balloons?

 

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NeW YoRK CoMPoST...





All in the family, again!

 

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Blast From The Past: "Unemployment Rate With And Without The Recovery Plan"





Putting today's 7.2% unemployment rate (which is actually over 11% if using an accurate labor participation rate), here is the chart that puts it into perspective courtesy of the an "analysis" by Christina Romer and Jared Bernstein titled "The Job Impact of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan" from January 10, 2009. Oh yes, the ARRA did pass...

 

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SAC Shutters London Office; Reduces Capital Allocations





Stevie Cohen's beleaguered 'hedge' fund SAC Capital has decided to shutter its London office:

  • *SAC SAID TO PLAN CLOSING DOWN LONDON OFFICE BY END OF YEAR
  • *SAC SAID TO EMPLOY MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE IN LONDON OFFICE
  • *SAC SAYS IT CUT SIX U.S. PORTFOLIO MANAGER POSITIONS THIS WEEK

But perhaps, even more importantly - and some suggested responsible for the collapses in several major tech/momo names this morning:

  • *SAC SAYS ITS SIMPLIFYING FIRM, REDUCING CAPITAL ALLOCATIONS

With stock prices held up by the marginal levered hedge fund buyer, SAC's size makes their liquidations as big a threat as anything to this fragile market.

 

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Brosurance: A Keg Standing Ovation For ObamaCare's Greatest Hit





Just when you thought ObamaCare couldn't stoop any lower in its "pitch", it does...

 

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The Fed's Dismal Track Record





As we’re coming up on the 100th anniversary of the establishment of Federal Reserve, one thing has become abundantly clear - these guys are horrible at their jobs...

 

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"Peak Bartenders" - After A Record 42 Consecutive Months, Waiters Suffer First Monthly Job Decline





The last time employees in the "Food Services and Drinking Places" category experienced a monthly job decline was February 2010. Since then, for 42 consecutive months, the US eating and drinking industry went on an epic hiring spree without a single month of net layoffs, adding over 1 million workers and hitting an all time high 10.334 million workers, even as actual restaurant retail sales have recently tumbled as a result of the middle-class US household once again running on fumes as a result of the Fed's disastrous wealth-transferring policies. Well, as the chart below shows, after 42 months of relentless hiring of bartenders and waitresses, we may have just hit "peak bartenders."

 

 
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