Archive - Apr 11, 2013
Herbalife LBO Imminent?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 12:55 -0500
A new twist in the neverending battle between Icahn and Ackman over the true value of Herbalife emerged moments ago when while reading from the criminal complaint filed against the charged former KPMG auditor Scott London, CNBC's Jane Wells cited an email from London to his "client" that "Herbalife was going to go private." Supposedly this means that Icahn is not just sitting there and twiddling his thumbs waiting for Ackman to be crushed under the weight of JCPenney, but that he, or someone else, is preparing an imminent LBO, if at least the data KPMG had until its resignation as HLF's auditor is credible. Why, however, an auditor would know what an equity investor's plans for the company are, remains unclear.
Guest Post: 30 Blocks Of Squalor - Government Built It, But They Didn't Come
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 12:30 -0500
The money printing of the Federal Reserve with no anchor to gold has allowed the welfare state to grow to immense proportions. It has allowed politicians to buy votes by spending taxpayer dollars on multi-million dollar Keynesian zero return albatrosses. It has allowed politicians to enslave black people on a welfare plantation of entitlements. Bernanke and his cronies reward mal-investment through their policies. They reward bad behavior (borrowing & spending), while punishing good behavior (saving and investing). West Philly is a testament to failed economic policies, government waste, lack of personal responsibility, corrupt politicians, excessive union costs, and the delusional belief that government can create economic growth. The 30 Blocks of Squalor is descending further into squalor and it will accelerate as Bernanke’s policies further destroy what remains of capitalism in this country.
30 Year Auction A Dud
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 12:11 -0500
Following much anticipation that today's 30 Year would go off like gangbusters, and with the When Issued ripping to 2.990% at 1 PM, the final result was essentially a dud, with the high yield pricing at 2.998%, leading to a rather substantial tail of 0.8 bps. The internals were rather poor as well, with the Bid to Cover coming in well below the 12 TTM average of 2.62 at 2.49, the Directs taking down 19.2%, Dealers left with their usual average of 49.3%, but with Indirects, which is precisely where the Japanese bid would have materialized, ending with just 31.4% of the take down, well below the 42% in March, below the TTM of 35.4% and the lowest since October's 26.5%. So what gives? And was the surge in the USDJPY ahead of the auction unwarranted? It would appear so. But where are the Japanese FI outflows going then? Simple - it seems that at least one group of buyers has ignored Pimco and BlackRock's advice, and instead has allocated all their "rotating" cash into high yielding Italian and Spanish bonds to capitalize on the EURJPY carry trade. What can possibly go wrong? We will let Mr. Jon Corzine explain that to Mrs. Watanabe...
Fukushima Falling Apart … Because Plant Operator Has No Incentive to Spend Money to Fix It
Submitted by George Washington on 04/11/2013 12:05 -0500Mainstream Media Awakens to the fact that Fukushima Is Still a Total Mess
INSiDe MT GoX...
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 04/11/2013 12:02 -0500Don't touch those delicate instruments!
From Tax Hell to Tax Haven
Submitted by testosteronepit on 04/11/2013 11:46 -0500Disparities, bailouts, and a slow-motion blowup.
Short Squeeze Hits Escape Velocity
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 11:43 -0500
The 'most shorted' names in the Russell 3000 are up a remarkable 1.4% today compared to 0.45% in the index itself. The short-squeeze off the NFP gap-down lows is impressive indeed. From the open last Friday, the 'most short' names are up 6.6% against the index up only 3.5% as the dash for trash continues in the face of increasingly dismal data. The last 2 times that the 'most short' index was this squeezed relative to the index was late-December (before the equity dip) and mid-Fed (before the equity dip). Just as we warned here and here, the inexorable flow of easy money means the dash-for-trash (as remarkably ridiculous as it seems - though as now know nothing is allowed to fail ever again) has been the winning trade; though as we note below, there is a limit to the 'squeezability' and we appear to be there in the short term.
Guest Post: The Eroding Premium On Truth And Trust
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 11:17 -0500
Manipulation and carefully crafted distortion erode trust, not just in the individuals employed to repeat the lies but in the institutions that issue them. The ruthless pursuit of self-interest is now the norm; truth is a terribly risky disruptor that must be hidden, masked or countered with plausible lies. There can be no trust if there is no truth. How can we trust people who lie to us constantly, who issue one self-serving justification after another for their own parasitic predation? We cannot. The premium in America has shifted from truth to self-serving distortion, and from trust to manipulation. This spiritual and moral rot will end gloriously, have no doubt, for the stock market's permanent ascendancy dissolves all other narratives.
The Real Japan "Panic" Indicator May Hit At 1pmET
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 10:48 -0500
The Japanese government bond market has been cataclysmicly volatile in the last few days since the BoJ shifted from words to action - with an average daily range 8-times normal. But, as a rather famous rates desk trader recently noted, if there is a real "Japan Panic" trade, it will make itself evident at 1pm ET today. His reasoning is impeccable. The BoJ has embarked on a program where it will be buying 'more' long-maturity bonds than the government issues (at around $80bn equivalent per month, ad infinitum, in a nation, that we pointed out here, has a GDP that is 40% of the US.) This surge in liquidity, which as is well known across the G-7 is completely fungible (within and across all bank balance sheets), has to leak somewhere, and the 30Y US Treasury bond is now the highest-yielding 'safe asset'. However, the Fed is monetizing vast amounts of US Treasuries indirectly and so the only way for a large Japanese investor to buy enough to make a difference is at the auctions. And so, if the 30Y auction today prints with a large "negative tail" - inside of the WI - then it would go a long way to confirm the "Japan Panic" trade is on.
Bill Gross Is Angry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 09:54 -0500The bond king is pissed:
GROSS: Fed’s secret Email list bothers no one it seems.I’ll give up my rant but remember it please.
— PIMCO (@PIMCO) April 11, 2013
It Appears The Irish Authorities Are Looking Into The Banking Matter I Raised
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 04/11/2013 09:44 -0500We don't want the Irish authorities moving faster than the US, do we? Anyone (read subordinate bondholders, shareholders) who lost money in these banks should not have to be pushed to make a move, should they?
We Have Discovered The Boom! Record Jobs For Those Who Make Stuff Up
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 09:34 -0500
In what may be the most appropriate chart to summarize not only the entire US "recovery", the "all time high stock market" and the daily newsflow, we present the number of jobs for those in the motion picture and sound recording industries, i.e, those who "make stuff up." It just hit a record high. And with "circus" jobs at all time highs, we can only assume jobs for makers of bread, if the BLS actually broke it out, would be off the charts as well. We will just leave it at that.
Election Euphoria For The Poor Evaporates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/11/2013 09:10 -0500
While budgets are thrown around that tax wealth in every way possible and transfer payments are ever-increasing, it seems the post-election euphoria among the poor in the USA has worn off just as rapidly as it did in 2008. Bernanke's irrational exuberance has pushed the 'comfort' of the 'rich' (earning over $100k) to its highest since October 2010 while the comfort of the 'poor' (those earning under $15k per year) has slumped back to the lowest comfort in three months. We need moar wealth transfer.
Why Lie About Inflation? Because It Covers Up Other Bigger Lies
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 04/11/2013 09:02 -0500
By downplaying inflation you can overstate growth. All economic growth in the US accounts for inflation via a “deflator” measure. If GDP grows 3% and inflation was 2%, then real growth was 1% in very very simple terms.









