Archive - Oct 24, 2014
NYPD Stunner: Cops Exit Ebola Victim Apartment, Dump Gloves, Masks In Sidewalk Trash Can
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 14:11 -0500If there was one theme from last night's Cuomo/De Blasio Ebola press conference it was 'how everyone has been preparing for months' for Ebola. We can all be reassured, right? Wrong! As The Daily Mail reports (and these stunning photos show), the police officers involved in securing Dr. Spencer tossed their gloves, masks and the caution tape used to block off access to his apartment in a public trash can.
Why The Market Kept Breaking Yesterday
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 14:05 -0500When markets broke on Wednesday, XIV soared, stocks followed and the volumeless levitation was praised by all as evidence that the world was once again fixed. Yesterday we also saw NYSE Euronext 'break' into the European melt-up close, and later that day, as Ebola headlines hit, the market once again broke numerous times with various exchanges declaring self-help against one another as stocks tumbled on heavy volume. If you are wondering how it is that "the great stock markets in the world" can break so often (and be so ignored by financial media), Nanex exposes the act... as massive quote spamming yesterday sent OPRA to full capacity (broke the efficient flow of data in markets) 13 times...
Institutional Fish: "It's All Just A Pretend Game"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 13:44 -0500In essence it’s all just a pretend game, and the fish in today’s investment world are probably far more aware of their own identity than the fish at a real life poker table. But it doesn’t matter. They’re still fish, and everybody knows they’re going down. And therefore so are your pensions and your other institutional investments. What are they going to do, stop playing? They can’t. So who are the solid players in this game, you ask? Why, Wall Street, of course. They’ve had their eye on your remaining cash all along.
Shots Fired At High School North Of Seattle; 6 Reportedly Injured, Possible 2 Fatal
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 13:21 -0500There is a large police presence at Marysville-Pilchuk High School (Marysville, WA). School officials said there is an emergency situation at the school and the building is locked down. Three students and a teacher reported hearing gunshots. Airlift Northwest confirms that they are transporting two patients, but didn't give more information. Video shows students evacuating the building and multiple police, fire and medic units..."Our son just called to let us know that his kids are ok - his son was about 50 feet from the shooter - a student that he knows."
Caption Contest: "No Tongues" Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 13:06 -0500To 'prove' everything is fine, President Obama met with and hugged Ebola-survivor Nina Pham today... The White House confirms no bodily fluids were exchanged during the meeting...
Chart Of The Day: Jeff Bezos "Value Creation" Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 12:34 -0500This is what Jeff Bezos' value creation looks like.
Market Liquidity Is Back Near Record Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 12:12 -0500The "Hotel California" market in one simple chart... you can check in, but never check out...
Does Anyone Else Think The Stock Market Is Living On Reds, Vitamin C And Cocaine?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:59 -0500This state of delusion would be amusing if it wasn't so tragic. The acid will wear off soon enough, and a mega-dose of vitamin C will not be enough to restore the shattered health of a manic, drugged-out market careening between euphoria and fear.
Fastest Pace Of Withdrawals From JPM's Gold Vault In Over A Year
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:37 -0500While JPM's eligible gold holdings are nowhere near the record lows hit in the summer of 2013, when they dropped to a tiny 46K ounces, sparking concerns of a potential deliverable default, yesterday according to the daily CME gold depository report, JPM saw a whopping 321,500 ounces, or about 10 tons of gold, withdrawn. This was the biggest outflow since the August 5 rebalance when nearly 1.5 million ounces were withdrawn and added, and was the biggest, and is tied with two identical 321,500 oz outflows recorded in early January. As of yesterday, JPM's eligible gold tumbled by 40% in one day, declining to 485.K ounces from over 800K the day before: the lowest eligible gold inventory since almost exactly a year ago.
Neither the US Nor China Will be an Engine For Global Growth Next Year
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 10/24/2014 11:33 -0500The investment world is counting on China and the US to drive global GDP growth next year. Unfortunately it's banking on a false assumption.
French Unemployed Hits Record High, Hollande Demands EU Budget "Must Be Adapted"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:12 -0500France's President Francois Hollande states confidently that "everyone should respeoct treaties," then 'Junckers' it with this stunningly hypocritical bullshit, "budget rules must be adapted" to support growth and France "has done what it has to do" on its deficit... one glance at the following chart suggests that Hollande has done nothing and has been enabled by Draghi... What a farce!!
The End Of QE3, Trouble Ahead For The Bulls?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 10:50 -0500Recapping the tenets we presented here, here, and here, once an economy is subjected to a bout of monetary inflation, whether that be via direct central bank money creation or via money (and credit) creation by the fractional reserve banking system, an unsustainable, artificial economic boom is born, whereby malinvestments (bubbles if you like) are created that sooner or later must be liquidated. And whether that bust takes the form of a hyperinflationary bust or a deflationary bust, bust we will get.
NYC Mayor De Blasio Ebola Update "Under Control - No Cause For Alarm" - Live Webcast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 10:24 -0500Having worked extremely hard on their coordinated talking points last night - "Ebola is hard to catch", "Doctor self-isolated", "been preparing for months" - we await NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio's public update on the state of Ebola in New York this morning... Keep Calm and Go Ebowla-ing?
*NYC MAYOR DE BLASIO SAYS 'THERE'S NO CAUSE FOR ALARM'
What Unilever just Said About Consumers Around the World: “It’s Really Tough out There”
Submitted by testosteronepit on 10/24/2014 10:04 -0500Instead of a global recovery, a sudden, broad consumer slowdown – with a plunge in China.





