Archive - Oct 2014
October 24th
Caption Contest: "No Tongues" Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 13:06 -0500To 'prove' everything is fine, President Obama met with and hugged Ebola-survivor Nina Pham today... The White House confirms no bodily fluids were exchanged during the meeting...
Chart Of The Day: Jeff Bezos "Value Creation" Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 12:34 -0500This is what Jeff Bezos' value creation looks like.
Market Liquidity Is Back Near Record Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 12:12 -0500The "Hotel California" market in one simple chart... you can check in, but never check out...
Does Anyone Else Think The Stock Market Is Living On Reds, Vitamin C And Cocaine?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:59 -0500This state of delusion would be amusing if it wasn't so tragic. The acid will wear off soon enough, and a mega-dose of vitamin C will not be enough to restore the shattered health of a manic, drugged-out market careening between euphoria and fear.
Fastest Pace Of Withdrawals From JPM's Gold Vault In Over A Year
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:37 -0500While JPM's eligible gold holdings are nowhere near the record lows hit in the summer of 2013, when they dropped to a tiny 46K ounces, sparking concerns of a potential deliverable default, yesterday according to the daily CME gold depository report, JPM saw a whopping 321,500 ounces, or about 10 tons of gold, withdrawn. This was the biggest outflow since the August 5 rebalance when nearly 1.5 million ounces were withdrawn and added, and was the biggest, and is tied with two identical 321,500 oz outflows recorded in early January. As of yesterday, JPM's eligible gold tumbled by 40% in one day, declining to 485.K ounces from over 800K the day before: the lowest eligible gold inventory since almost exactly a year ago.
Neither the US Nor China Will be an Engine For Global Growth Next Year
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 10/24/2014 11:33 -0500The investment world is counting on China and the US to drive global GDP growth next year. Unfortunately it's banking on a false assumption.
French Unemployed Hits Record High, Hollande Demands EU Budget "Must Be Adapted"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 11:12 -0500France's President Francois Hollande states confidently that "everyone should respeoct treaties," then 'Junckers' it with this stunningly hypocritical bullshit, "budget rules must be adapted" to support growth and France "has done what it has to do" on its deficit... one glance at the following chart suggests that Hollande has done nothing and has been enabled by Draghi... What a farce!!
The End Of QE3, Trouble Ahead For The Bulls?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 10:50 -0500Recapping the tenets we presented here, here, and here, once an economy is subjected to a bout of monetary inflation, whether that be via direct central bank money creation or via money (and credit) creation by the fractional reserve banking system, an unsustainable, artificial economic boom is born, whereby malinvestments (bubbles if you like) are created that sooner or later must be liquidated. And whether that bust takes the form of a hyperinflationary bust or a deflationary bust, bust we will get.
NYC Mayor De Blasio Ebola Update "Under Control - No Cause For Alarm" - Live Webcast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 10:24 -0500Having worked extremely hard on their coordinated talking points last night - "Ebola is hard to catch", "Doctor self-isolated", "been preparing for months" - we await NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio's public update on the state of Ebola in New York this morning... Keep Calm and Go Ebowla-ing?
*NYC MAYOR DE BLASIO SAYS 'THERE'S NO CAUSE FOR ALARM'
What Unilever just Said About Consumers Around the World: “It’s Really Tough out There”
Submitted by testosteronepit on 10/24/2014 10:04 -0500Instead of a global recovery, a sudden, broad consumer slowdown – with a plunge in China.
Market Jumps On Today's Central Bank Verbal Plunge Protection, Courtesy Of Mario Draghi
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 10:02 -0500DRAGHI CALLS FOR STIMULUS: CNBC
DRAGHI SAYS JOINT EFFORT NEEDED TO AVOID RECESSION: CNBC
DRAGHI SAYS INFLATION TO REMAIN LOW IN THE NEAR TERM
Banker Suicides Return: DSK's Hedge Fund Partner Jumps From 23rd Floor Apartment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 09:53 -0500The summer, thankfully, has been largely bereft of the dismal trend of bankers committing suicide, but as Bloomberg reports, Thierry Leyne, a French-Israeli banker and partner of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the disgraced former chief of the IMF, was found dead Thursday after apparently taking his own life by jumping off the 23rd floor of one of the Yoo towers, a prestigious residential complex in Tel Aviv. This is the 16th financial services executive death this year.
The Housing Recovery Has Been Canceled Due To Data Revisions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 09:29 -0500It is now beyond stupid: the euphoric, consensus-beating data for every single month since May has been revised lower, by on average 6% and as much as 9%. Perhaps finally people will realize that there is only one number that matters in the Census bureau's monthly new home sales report: the ±15.7 90% confidence interval. Well, people maybe, but not algos, who only care about one thing: whether the data beat or missed.
New Home Sales Miss, August Drastically Revised Lower
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 09:09 -0500Having exploded 18% higher in August (driven by, um, record high prices), September's new home sales printed at 467k (against expectations of 470k) and August's surge to 504k was revised lower to just 466k (busting the biggest beat since 2005 meme) revised 7.5% lower. After August's reported 50% MoM rise in The West, the region saw the rate of sales slow in September. The median new home sales price (at record highs last month) fell 4% YoY to $259,000.





