Archive - Nov 14, 2014
When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 22:53 -0500
Friday Humor: Advertising Has Changed A Little Over The Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 21:44 -0500WD40 - it's for 'tight nuts' or a 'rusty tool'...
The Reason Small Businesses Are Disappearing, As Explained By A Small Business Owner
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 21:33 -0500"I started this business a few years ago with savings of 15k. With a lot of hard work and determination i have succeeded, but it sure as hell was not easy. I am a long time lurker and have never seen anyone go in depth about what its like to own a small business and the reason why they are disappearing. Without going into to much detail, i own a furniture store so obviously things are different then other businesses but a lot of the things are the same. I wanted to begin with the things that are killing small businesses."
Depression-Level Collapse In Demand: In Historic First, Glencore Shuts Coal Mines For 3 Weeks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 21:25 -0500In a historic move showing just how profound the collapse in global commodity demand and trade is, earlier today the Sydney Morning Herald reported that Australia's biggest coal exporter Glencore, which last year concluded its merger with miner Xstrata creating the world's fourth largest mining company and world's biggest commodity trader, will suspend its Australian coal business for three weeks "in a move never before seen in the Australian market, to avoid pumping tonnes into a heavily oversupplied market at depressed prices." Putting this shocking move in context, it is something that was avoided even during the depths of the global depression in the aftermath of Lehman's collapse, and takes place at a time when the punditry will have you believe that the US will decouple from the rest of the world and grow at 3% in the current quarter and in 2015.
Glenn Greenwald On Hillary Clinton: "Soulless, Principle-Free, Power Hungry..."
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 21:15 -0500"As a drearily soulless, principle-free, power-hungry veteran of DC’s game of thrones, she’s about as banal of an American politician as it gets."
Dear Portugal, Meet Your New Landlord - China
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 20:59 -0500With Wall Street having bid real estate prices to the moon in the US (and become Spain's biggest slumlord), and handed them happily over to willing Chinese 'get-my-money-out-of-China' buyer greater-fools, it would appear the Chinese (having colonized America) have found a new more attractive place to park their excess liquidity. As Bloomberg reports, at a property auction in Lisbon, Portugal last month, about 90% of the bidders for the government-owned apartments and stores on offer were Chinese. They ended up acquiring more than two-thirds of the 45 properties, with one money-launderer investor noting "Lisbon is cheap if you compare it with other cities."
Axel Merk: Why The Swiss Should Vote "Yes" On The Gold Initiative
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 20:25 -0500With gold already moving today on rumors of an increasingly positive tone towards Switzerland's referendum on the Gold Initiative, Axel Merk notes that it appears widely misunderstood and discusses implications for gold, the Swiss franc and Switzerland as a whole. "Gold is the people’s money, not the government’s money to splurge...gold is a store of value that ought to back the currency in circulation." Ultimately, people should never rely on their government to pursue a gold standard, but consider pursuing their own, personal gold standard.
Russia Is Preparing For A "Catastrophic" Oil Price Collapse
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 20:19 -0500Vladimir Putin told the state-run TASS news agency that Russia's economy faces a potential "catastrophic" slump in oil prices, saying, as Bloomberg reports, such a scenario is "entirely possible, and we admit it." However, Putin reassures that with reserves at more than $400 billion, the country will weather such a turn of events because "we handle our gold and currency reserves and government reserves sparingly."
Turkish Hackers Crack Electric Utility; Delete $670 Billion Of Pending Bills
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 18:51 -0500RedHack - a Turkish hacker collective - has hacked the website of the Turkey Electricity Transmission Company, and, as TechWorm reports, claim to have deleted the pending bills of Turkish citizens amounting to Turkish Lira 1.5 trillion (a stunning $668.5 billion). The collective, which has many hacktivism projects against Turkey's internet censorship laws, posted a video of how they deleted the debt of millions of Turks.
Manipulation Of CPI Saved The Federal Government Over $150 Billion From 1998-2012
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 18:18 -0500Hiding in econometric obscurity, in an area of research so boring no economist would dare tread, did the government knowingly encourage the adoption of a dubious economic theory that would likely bias inflation downward? If so, it was a good bet.
And The 10th Most Prosperous Nation In The World Is...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 17:49 -0500USA! USA! USA!
Perhaps The BIS Can Share Its Next "Debt Trap" Warnings With Its Own Board Of Directors First
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 17:14 -0500Here is the BIS once again with its noble - and now thorughly 'Austrian' - public service announcement, this time warning about the implications of a global "debt trap" and how everything will end in tears (stop us when this becomes familiar). We have just one request. Next time, instead of sharing these profoundly Austrian observations with the general public, maybe you can just discuss them at the next BIS Board of Directors' meeting which consists of...
5 Things To Ponder: Market Stew
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/14/2014 16:47 -0500The markets have been pushing new all-time highs this past week as earnings season begins to wind down. Starting next week, much of the focus will shift back to the economy and holiday retail sales. Expectations are for a robust season but the early arrival of winter could have a more negative effect on the economy than anticipated should current weather patterns persist.



