Archive - Nov 4, 2014

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Bank Of America Psycho Killer Was Busy Helping Hedge Funds Avoid Taxes During His Business Hours





The most bizarre story of the weekend was that of Bank of America's 29-year-old banker Rurik Jutting, who shortly after allegedly killing two prostitutes (and stuffing one in a suitcase), and called the cops on himself.  The answer, as the WSJ has revealed, is just as unsavory: "he had been part of a Bank of America team that specialized in tax-minimization trades that are under scrutiny from prosecutors, regulators, tax collectors and the bank’s own compliance department, according to people familiar with the matter and documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal."

 

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This Is Your Portfolio On Volume; This Is Your Portfolio On Drugs





Don't think and trade...

 

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US Election Anxiety & ECB Mutiny Spark Small Cap Stocks & Dollar Selling





It appears the excitment of US midterm election sparked a "sell-everything-American" strategy today as stocks, bonds, WTI crude, the dollar, Treasuries, and credit all sold off to a lesser or greater amount. Trannies started off liking weak oil prices but faded as WTI could not bounce off multi-year lows but stocks were jolted lower (before v-shape recovering to VWAP) by Mutiny at the ECB (and desk chatter that - as we have warned - QE is not coming). The decouplings continue as high yield presses to 2-week lows and Nikkei futures diverge from USDJPY. The dollar weakened back to unch on the week after Draghi but commodities saw no gains from that as gold, silver, and copper slipped. WTI dropped to as low as $75.85 at 3-year lows. VIX - helped by numeous CBOE 'breaks' today - jerked back below 15 (after trading above 16 briefly).

 

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Only A Few Years Left Until The Nikkei Hits Dylan Grice's Price Target Of 63,000,000





"Japan is no Zimbabwe. Neither was Israel, yet from 1972 to 1987 its inflation averaged nearly 85%. As its CPI rose nearly 10,000 times, its stock market rose by a factor of 6,500 … Regular readers know that I don’t generally make forecasts, but that every now and then I do go out on a limb. This is one of those occasions. Mapping Israel’s experience onto Japan would take the Nikkei from its current 9,600 [as of October 2010] to 63,000,000. This is our 15-year price target." - Dylan Grice

 

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THe CHoiCe BRoTHeRS...





Political inbreeding run amuck...

 

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Spot The Bubble





Presented with little comment aside to suspect the answer to our implicit question is something like "it's the new economy" or "you don't understand the new valuation metrics"

 

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The NSA is Neat!





Sure, it would be neat. Maybe the gang could stop by the malt shop and grab a pop and a burger! We wouldn't want to be late to the sock hop at the gym tonight and spin a few platters. I heard there might even be some necking afterwards!

 

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Spain's Newest Political Party "We Can" Surges Ahead Of Incumbents





Watch Spain closely in the months ahead. It will be another canary in the coal mine for the entire Western world.

 

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Government Lied About Pandemic Which Killed 50 Million People … Attempt to “Prevent Panic” Backfired





Governments Have Suppressed the Dangers of Epidemics Before, Only Making Things Worse

 

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A Peculiar Correlation





When (0.94) correlation is causation...

 

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And This Is How You Spike Markets In The New Normal





Because when you have no POMO, and no QE on the horizon, you can always break a stock exchange and send the entire market... higher!?

 

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Let Them Eat Fried Chicken (If They Vote Democrat)





"I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken." - Michelle Obama

 

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Japan's The Tinder That Set The World's Bad News On Fire





We’ve been keeping the long lost idea of our long lost society alive by squeezing our own children wherever we can, and telling them that if they only work hard enough, they can be whoever they want to be. But they can’t, that notion is also long lost. When you keep home prices artificially high, homeowners don’t suffer as much, even if they bought at insanely high prices, but the suffering is switched to potential buyers, who remain just that, potential, while they live in their mom’s basements for years. A surefire way to kill a society while everyone’s eagerly awaiting the growth that is just around the corner and will forever remain there. Take it from your kids. Take it from somewhere else in the world. And that’s where we’re now passing a barrier: there’s no-one to take it from anymore.

 

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Oil: "It's The Economy, Stupid"





The cacophony of various talking heads proclaiming this morning that oil price weakness is not due to weak demand but to over-supply (which are obviously merely different sides to the same coin) was deafening. While he hate to steal the jam from their aggregate donuts, the following chart may just provide a hint at what is really driving oil prices... "it's the economy, stupid!"

 

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Paul Singer Slams The Fake World: "Fake Growth, Fake Money, Fake Jobs, Fake Stability, Fake Inflation Numbers"





"Nobody can predict how long governments can get away with fake growth, fake money, fake financial stability, fake jobs, fake inflation numbers and fake income growth. Our feeling is that confidence, especially when it is unjustified, is quite a thin veneer. When confidence is lost, that loss can be severe, sudden and simultaneous across a number of markets and sectors."

"The situation is universal, a consequence of incompetent leaders and careless (or ignorant) citizenry."

 
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