Archive - Dec 8, 2014
NIRP Arrives In The US: TBTF Banks Tell Customers To Move Their Cash Or Be Charged Fees
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 23:30 -0500Back in June, the world was speechless when Goldman's head of the ECB, Mario Draghi, stunned the world when he took Bernanke's ZIRP and raised him one better by announcing the ECB would send deposit rates into negative territory, in the process launching the Neutron bomb known as N(egative)IRP and pushing European monetary policy into the "twilight zone", forcing savers to pay (!) for the privilege of keeping the product of their labor in the form of fiat currency instead of invested in a global ponzi scheme built on capital market so broken even the BIS can no longer contain its shocked amazement. Well, the US economy may be "decoupling" (just as it did right before Lehman) and one pundit after another are once again (incorrectly) predicting that the Fed may raise rates, but when it comes to the true "value" of money, US banks have just shown that when it comes to spread between reality and the economic outlook, the schism has never been deeper.
Enter US NIRP.
Treasury Warns Congress (and Investors): This Financial Creature Could Sink the System
Submitted by testosteronepit on 12/08/2014 23:24 -0500Among those who’ll get to eat the losses: unsuspecting retail investors.
Chris Rock: Bring The Pain Of Economic Ignorance
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 22:30 -0500American comedian Chris Rock's flair for offensive but incisive comedy is well known. But his knowledge in other fields is lacking, and in some cases utterly misinformed. In a recent interview with Frank Rich of New York Magazine, the stand-up joke spitter has it all wrong when it comes to economics. No surprise there; the entertainment industry, despite raking in billions every year, is the brain trust of economic ignorance.
PBOC Tries To Pop Equity Bubble, Tightens FX & Slashes Collateral/Margin Availability; Yuan Crashes Most Since 2008
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 22:29 -0500Unlike the Federal Reserve - which openly encourages speculative wealth creation/redistribution and has never seen an equity bubble it didn't believe was contained - the PBOC appears, by its actions tonight, to be concerned that things have got a little overheated in its corporate bond and stock markets as hot money ripped into the nation's capital markets on hints of further easing and QE-lite a few months ago. In a show of force, the PBOC simultaneously fixed CNY significantly stronger (implicit tightening) and enforced considerably stricter collateral rules on short-term loans/repos. With Chinese stocks concentrated is even fewer hands than in the US (and recently fearful of the surge in margin trading), it appears the PBOC is trying to stall the acceleration is as careful manner as possible. The result, as Bloomberg notes, is a major squeeze in CNY (biggest drop since Dec 2008), interest-rate swaps ripped higher along with corporate bond yields, and most Chinese stocks sold off (with two down for every one up) though the latter is stabilizing now.
Baltic Dry Plunges Back Below $1000 - Lowest December Since 2008
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 22:00 -0500Just a few short months ago, investors were "buy buy buy"-ing the fact that The Baltic Dry Index had resurged off multi-year lows 'proving' China's renaissance and that world economic growth will re-approach Nirvana. Simply put, with collapsing commodity prices (iron ore for instance) and massive fleets of credit-driven mal-investment-based vessels, it should surprise no one that the shipping index just plunged back below 1000, now at its lowest for this time of year since 2008. Furthermore, the seasonal bounce always seen in Q3 was among the weakest ever. But apart from that, buy stocks...
Protesters Swarm Celebrity-Studded Barclays Center Where A Cop Just Pepper Sprayed Himself By Mistake: Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 21:34 -0500Tonight, the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, where the Nets and the Cavaliers are playing, has devolved from the hippest venue for US and UK "royalty", to the scene of the latest Eric Garner protest, to a mobbing of a local Target store, to confrontations between protesters and police, to the outright farcical, when moments ago a NYPD cop pepper-sprayed himself by mistake and had to get EMS treatment. Watch it all unfold live and uncensored.
17 Signs You Were A CIO In 2014
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 21:30 -0500"...You never want to hear the phrases "low-rate environment," "investment solution," or "tapering" ever again. Or "China's unwind" or "low-return projections" or "quantitative easing" or "I've learned so much working for you these last few years and will really miss the team… but made me an offer I couldn't refuse."" Asset managers, prepare to nod vigorously.
Meet China's Morlocks: 1 Million Beijing Residents Live Undeground
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 21:00 -0500For an estimated 1 million Beijing residents, dubbed the "rat tribe", living above ground (or in ghost cities) is a luxury they simply cannot afford. As NPR reports, with even the tiniest apartment costing a fortune (and 21 million people fighting for space), there has emerged a new 'affordable' housing option... below the city's bustling streets. Thanks to building codes that force the creation of basements and bomb shelters under new residences, there's a lot of underground space (1 - 3 floors down) that is illegally - but affordably - used for habitation. With the Shanghai Composite stock index up over 40% year-to-date, creating wealth and trickling down, how can this be possible?
"Cash-Strapped" Venezuela Stares Into The Abyss... And Its Default Risk Goes Parabolic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 20:36 -0500Some two weeks ago (when Venezuela CDS was trading at 2300 bps) we previewed what - with almost absolute certainty - would be the first "casualty of the crude carnage" - Nicholas Maduro's little socialist paradise that couldn't: Venezuela. As a reminder, back then we learned that the OPEC member was in such dire straits it had burned through a third of a Chinese' bailout loan in the matter of days. Since then things have gone from bad to worse to freefall and why earlier today Venezuela CDS soared again by several hundred points wider touching 3100 bps (800 wider since our first post) and is now in record wide territory - suggesting the same probability default risk as when just after the Lehman collapse, crude traded briefly as low as $30 - as the bankruptcy vultures start circling over what will most certainly be the next sovereign bankruptcy carcass.
Young American Adults: Then And Now, In Charts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 20:29 -0500It was a little over month ago when we presented our visual guide to the Millennial generation. Since then, dissecting America's overindebted, overeducated, underqualified, underemployed, underpaid young adults - if only in charts - has become one of the nation's favorite pastimes. And so, courtesy of the US Census Bureau which too has taken a fascination with the sad plight of the one generation that, at least in theory, should carry the weight of the US economy on its shoulders, is the latest demographic dressing down of Americans aged 18 to 34.
Betting On The 'Other' Oil Black Swan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 20:26 -0500With oil prices plunging to 5-year lows, perhaps it is time to consider the cheapness of betting on the other oil black swan...
How To Reduce Police Violence – Eliminate Nanny State Crimes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 20:05 -0500"Every new law requires enforcement; every act of enforcement includes the possibility of violence. There are many painful lessons to be drawn from the Garner tragedy, but one of them, sadly, is the same as the advice I give my students on the first day of classes: Don’t ever fight to make something illegal unless you’re willing to risk the lives of your fellow citizens to get your way."
The WSJ's Front Page 73 Years Ago: War With Japan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 19:45 -0500
What The Fed's Shift From "Considerable Period" To "Patient" Means
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 19:30 -0500In the 2003-2004 playbook, “considerable period” gave way to “patient” as a signal that the hikes were drawing closer, and it is interesting that the words “patient” or “patience” have shown up quite frequently in recent Fed speeches. The problem with a simple shift to “patience” without any qualifications on December 17 is that back in 2004 this shift occurred just 4½ months before the first hike, and some market participants might therefore take it to mean a hike before June.
Did Blackstone Just Call The Top In Commercial Real Estate?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/08/2014 19:00 -0500Blackstone's well-timed IPO in 2007 was almost the perfect top-tick indicator as 'the smart money' private-equity guys cashed out into the public markets at peak euphoria. Earlier this year we noted that, among others, Blackstone was drastically ratcheting down purchases (and in fact selling what it could) US residential real estate - and with it withdrew the only pillar holding up the housing market. And now, in the biggest deal in 7 years, Blackstone is dumping a $3.5 billion commercial real estate portfolio. Given the recent declines in CMBX pricing, perhaps, once again, Blackstone is calling the top in another bubble...



