Archive - Jan 2014
January 7th
JP Morgan Pays $2 Billion to Avoid Prosecution for Its Involvement In Madoff Ponzi Scheme
Submitted by George Washington on 01/07/2014 15:11 -0500A Curious Development in Silver
Submitted by Monetary Metals on 01/07/2014 14:25 -0500The selloff in silver has had an unexpected effect on silver spreads.
For Too Many Americans, College Today Isn't Worth It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 14:19 -0500
The economist Herbert Stein once said that if something can't go on forever, it will stop. The pattern of the last few decades, in which higher education costs grew much faster than incomes, with the difference made up by borrowing, can't go on forever... There is no point in trying to preserve the old regime as "working your way through college" is now impossible. For an 18-year-old, investing such a six-figure sum in an education without a payoff makes no more sense than buying a Ferrari on credit.
Dennis Rodman "Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass" What You Think About His 'Friendship' With Kim Jong Un
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 13:53 -0500
On a satellite interview from Pyongyang, North Korea, former NBA player Dennis Rodman 'lost it' this morning with the anchor from CNN's "New Day" show. Describing his (and his team's) visit to North Korea as a "great trip for the world," Rodman started to get frustrated when questioned about whether he will use the opportunity to speak about Kenneth Bae, an American citizen who has been held in North Korea. "Do you understand what he did?" Rodman exclaimed, "You tell me! You tell me! Why is he held captive?" Having described Kim Jong Un as a "friend for life," Rodman went on to tell the CNN anchor, "I don't give a rat's ass what you think." Ah, the new normal diplomacy. We wonder if Kim's uncle also described him as a 'friend for life.'? As WaPo reports, The White House is not happy.
Guest Post: Pimping The Empire, Progressive-Style
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 13:29 -0500
The central illusion of both Left (so-called Progressives) and Right (so-called conservatives) is that the Central State's essentially unlimited powers can be narrowly directed to further their agenda. Supporting the central state to protect your favored cartels and protect your political power over the state's tax revenues is simply pimping for the Empire. You can call it "progressive," but it's still pimping for the Empire.
First Post-Taper 3 Year Auction Yield Approaches September Highs, Bid To Cover Drops, Directs Spike
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 13:15 -0500Back in September, just before the FOMC announcement in which Bernanke shocked everyone by not announcing a Taper, the 3 Year priced in the early part of the month at a yield of 0.913%: the highest since May 2011. After that, following the delay of the taper, yields dipped, but are once again rising higher, and moments ago the $30 billion 3 Year auction priced - in the first post-taper auction - at a high yield of 0.799%, a jump from the December 0.631%, and a tiny tail to the When Issued stopping at 0.797%, but still shy of the September wides.
Tuesday Trivia: How Many Americans Applied For 36 Ice Cream Maker Jobs?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 12:43 -0500
Of all the case studies in our "it is easier to get into Harvard than to get a job at X" series (flight attendants, Goldman summer interns, McDonalds, etc), this one may be our favorite because it captures at its core, just how "strong" the US economic "recovery" truly is for all those who don't have a spare million or two in financial assets to throw at the levitating, centrally-planned markets. As the WaPo reports, when a Maryland ice cream plant, shut down in 2011 and subsequnetly was brought back to life when a Co-op of dairy farmers purchased it in the summer of 2013 to process milk and icream, sent out "jobs wanted" notices to fill some three dozen open job positions, it got a surprise: 1,600 applicants (and counting) "a deluge" - 44 applicants for every position - or nearly three times more difficult than getting into Harvard to get a simple job... To make ice cream!
Chicago's "Out Of Step And Outrageous" Gun Sales Ban Ruled Unconstitutional
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 12:14 -0500
After ruling as unconstitutional Chicago ordinances that aim to reduce gun violence by banning their sale within the city’s limits, U.S. District Judge Edmond E. Chang said Monday that while the government has a duty to protect its citizens, it’s also obligated to protect constitutional rights, including the right to keep and bear arms for self-defense. As AP reports, the decision is just the latest to attack what were some of the toughest gun-control laws in the nation; with the NRA noting it "shows how out of step and outrageous Chicago’s ordinances really are." Despite the city's ban "to protect its citizens," Chicago last year had more homicides than any city in the nation.
SocGen Initiaties Coverage On Goldman With "Sell" Rating, $138 Price Target
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 11:59 -0500Moments ago shots were fired when a (French) bank broke the unspoken Omerta code among sellside bankers: it downgraded another bank in a time when the S&P is just shy its all time highs (downgrading banks when the market is tumbling is usually a-ok). The note came from SocGen's Andrew Lim, whse thesis is rather simple: "Valuation too expensive in light of regulatory and revenue challenges."
President Obama Is Back From Vacation - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 11:52 -0500
With 1.3 million Americans having lost (or about to lose) their emergency unemployment benefits, President Obama is back from vacation and ready to re-start the blame-and-shame game (supported with the now ubiquitous crowd of needy entitled onlookers, ready to faint on command). As he explains, "this is money that helps pay the bills while folks work hard to find their next job..." as long as it's well-paying and not at McDonalds. Of course, the uncomfortable truth is...
*BOEHNER SAYS EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT AID MUST BE PAID FOR
But that's what the rich are for, right?
Does buying your wife that diamond really say to her, "I love you?" Probably not.
Submitted by hedgeless_horseman on 01/07/2014 11:21 -0500Consider taking a few moments with your spouse, or significant other, to determine each other's love language. It could save you big money, and your relationship.
Who Is Who In The Central African Republic Crisis: The Infographic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 11:10 -0500
Much has been writtien about the latest straight to YouTube humanitarian conflict (France involvement comment and then the US ) this time not in the middle east but in Africa, specifically the Central African Republic, which has so far pitted French troops and US drones against... it is unclear whom exactly, but supposedly the perpetual strawman, Al Qaeda, is once again involved. So instead of more talking, here is a simple infographic that lays out who is who in the latest hot bed set to escalate, especially if China, as some expect, gets involved.
Why is Gold Trading So Low During Balance Sheet Expansion?
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 01/07/2014 10:55 -0500Collectively, the world’s Central Banks have put more than $10 trillion into the financial system since 2008. To put that number into perspective, it’s equal to roughly 15% of global GDP.
Muppets Crucified After Goldman Closes One Of Its "Top Trades For 2014" At A 13.5% Loss Less Than A Week Into 2014
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/07/2014 10:51 -0500
That didn't take long. On December 2, in its fourth Top Trade recommendation of the year, Goldman urged its clients to go "Long China Stocks, Short Copper." This is how we decribed the trade: "Goldman is selling China equities (via the HSCWI Index), while buying copper (via Dec 2014 futs), or at least advising its flow clients to do the opposite while admitting that "for the long China equity/short commodity pair trade to “work” best, these two assets, which are usually positively correlated, will have to move in opposite directions." For that and many other reasons why betting on a divergence of two very closely correlating assets will lead to suffering, read on. Finally - do as Goldman says, or as it does? That is the eternal question, one whose answer is a tad more problematic since the author in this case is not Tom Stolper but Noah Weisberger." One week into the new year we have the answer. Yesterday, less than one week into the new year, Goldman closed this "Top Trade for 2014" following a loss of 13.5%.








