Archive - Feb 12, 2014
How to Frontrun an Acquisition... TWC Edition
Submitted by CrownThomas on 02/12/2014 23:01 -0500#Timestamp
No Janet Yellen, The Economy Is Not "Getting Better"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 22:30 -0500
On Tuesday, new Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen went before Congress and confidently declared that "the economic recovery gained greater traction in the second half of last year" and that "substantial progress has been made in restoring the economy to health". This resulted in glowing headlines throughout the mainstream media such as this one from USA Today: "Yellen: Economy is improving at moderate pace". Sadly, tens of millions of Americans are going to believe what the mainstream media is telling them. But it isn't the truth. As you will see below, there are all sorts of signs that the economy is taking a turn for the worse.
It Begins... Another High-Yield Chinese Shadow Banking Trust Defaults
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 21:58 -0500
While the eyes of the world were focused on the now infamous "Credit Equals Gold #1" Chinese wealth management product - it's imminent default and last-minute bailout by 'investors' unknown - the coal industry in China continued to collapse (as we noted here). We noted at the time how bailing out current high-yield product investors would merely amplify the problems down the line and it seems that Chinese authorities have heard that message. As Reuters reports, a high-yield investment product backed by a loan to a debt-ridden coal company failed to repay investors when it matured last Friday, state media reported on Wednesday.
Europe Considers Wholesale Savings Confiscation, Enforced Redistribution
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 21:28 -0500
At first we thought Reuters had been punk'd in its article titled "EU executive sees personal savings used to plug long-term financing gap" which disclosed the latest leaked proposal by the European Commission, but after several hours without a retraction, we realized that the story is sadly true. Sadly, because everything that we warned about in "There May Be Only Painful Ways Out Of The Crisis" back in September of 2011, and everything that the depositors and citizens of Cyprus had to live through, seems on the verge of going continental. In a nutshell, and in Reuters' own words, "the savings of the European Union's 500 million citizens could be used to fund long-term investments to boost the economy and help plug the gap left by banks since the financial crisis, an EU document says." What is left unsaid is that the "usage" will be on a purely involuntary basis, at the discretion of the "union", and can thus best be described as confiscation.
Luxury Brand CEO To The Poor "Stop Whining... Or Move To China"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 21:15 -0500
Ironic perhaps on the heels of President Obama's minimum-wage-hike and our comparison of public and private wages, the following clip from CNBC of Nicole Miller’s CEO Bud Konheim is absolutely disgusting. Then again, this simply continues the recent trend of wealthy people coming on financial outlets and telling the poor how they are supposed to feel... equally disturbing are the results of the following poll...
Did Canada Just Pop Its Housing Bubble?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 21:08 -0500
The Canadian economy is rolling over and their recent jobs situation is worse than the US (and it's always cold weather-y up there?!) but the last great pillar of the 'recovery' in Canada is perhaps about to get crushed. As the WSJ noted recently, Canada's housing market is the most expensive in the world (60% over-valued by historical standards) and one simple reason explains it - Canada has been very open to foreign investors, which means that in an age of unprecedented global liquidity cash-rich wealthy individuals who are looking for places to park their excess funds can do so in its housing market. Until now... As SCMP reports, Canada’s government has announced that it is scrapping its controversial investor visa scheme, which has allowed waves of rich Hongkongers and mainland Chinese to immigrate since 1986. Soft landing?
Things That Make You Go Hmmm... Like The End Of Central Bank Innocence
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 20:32 -0500
"Take a long, hard look, Janet," warns Grant Williams, "the landscape over which you cast your eyes when you accepted the poisoned chalice prestigious role of Fed Chair changed last week." Just two days before you were confirmed in a rather lovely ceremony, in an interview in Mumbai, Raghuram Rajan (one-time Chief Economist at the IMF and current Governor of the Reserve Bank of India) rather UNceremoniously dropped something of a bombshell that went largely unreported (perish the thought, in this era of dogged journalism). The standout feature of central bank policy over the last five years has been the spirit of cooperation... then came the taper. It is every man for himself now, and the Fed will screw them all. The splintering of central bank policy is just the beginning. This is the end of the innocence.
Humpday Humor: Hitler Is No Longer A Permabull
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 19:52 -0500
To all those curious if Hitler is bullish or bearish into this 5% correction, the following clip may provide some answers
America's "Black Gold" Rush Is Leading To Soaring Homelessness
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 19:21 -0500
Lured by the promise of jobs created by the oil and gas boom, unemployed people are flocking to North Dakota en masse. This is heralded by many in the mainstream media as great news - labor mobility at its best - however, there is a darker side: rents are surging and finding a place to live at any price is difficult. As Reuters reports, amid all the boomtime plenty, however, is a housing affordability crisis. North Dakota saw a 200% jump in homelessness last year, the biggest increase of any state - "people are coming because it's widely publicized that we have jobs, but it's not widely publicized that we don't have housing."
"Slaughter House": First Person Accounts Of How IBM Just Fired Thousands Of Workers Across India
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 18:42 -0500- "Slaughter House"
- "Job cuts in India STG. Announced today including managers.Asked to return laptops with in 2 hrs and leave premises."
- "STG Bangalore literally turned into a slaughter house today.
- "Several employees were called to a meeting and RA'd.
- "Their TPs were confiscated and they were asked to vacate premises immediately.
- "Severance package was on an average 3 months basic component of salary, which is like 6 weeks full pay.
Paper Gold Ain't As Good As The Real Thing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 18:18 -0500
For the first time ever, the majority of Americans are scared of their own federal government. A Pew Research poll found that 53% of Americans think the government threatens their personal rights and freedoms. Americans aren't wild about the government's currency either. Instead of holding dollars and other financial assets, investors are storing wealth in art, wine, and antique cars. The Economist reported in November, "This buying binge… is growing distrust of financial assets." Every central banker on earth has sworn an oath to Keynesian money creation, yet the yellow metal has retraced nearly $700 from its $1,895 high. The only limits to fiat money creation are the imagination of central bankers and the willingness of commercial bankers to lend. That being the case, the main culprit for gold's lackluster performance over the past two years is something else... It won't be inflation that drives up the gold price but the unwinding of massive amounts of leverage.
Two Dead As Venezuela's Anti-Goverment Protests Turn Bloody - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 17:45 -0500
It appears it's not enough to have a record year on your stock market? Economic hardship, socialism, starvation, and not enough toilet paper have apparently led to the bloodiest riots in Caracas in years. As AP reports, at least 2 people were killed as large anti-Maduro protests engulfed the nation's capital.
Channel-Stuffed US Car Dealers Cut Prices; Hope To "Sell Their Way Out Of This"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 17:20 -0500
While loathed to admit it, US auto makers have done it again. As we have vociferously explained month after month (and has been vocally denied until now by the car makers themselves), much of the recovery in auto sales has been a massive channel-stuffing make-work program (mal-investment once again triggered by 'false' signals created by Fed intervention). Now, as the WSJ reports, Detroit's big 3 are trying to sweeten discounts to clear a massive inventory of unsold vehicles from dealer lots (desparate not to start a profit-killing price war). "We believe we can sell our way out," said GM, but as Morgan Stanley warns, "the best of the U.S. auto replacement cycle is over." Good luck...
Gold In Gartman Terms? There's An ETF For That
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2014 16:26 -0500
Dennis Gartman, already humiliated beyond any hope of reputation salvage in the media, appears to be refocusing his keen talents and acute sense of extrapolating instantaneous market momentum 1 millisecond into the future, to a renewed direct exposure in the capital markets. And while hoping that market junkies have forgotten the epic disaster that was his last foray into ETF-land with ONN and OFF, Gartman today announced that he is now launching his signature shtick as a brand new ETF: gold... in non-dollar terms.




