Archive - Feb 2014
February 5th
Frontrunning: February 5
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/05/2014 07:51 -0500- Afghanistan
- BAC
- Barclays
- Bill Gates
- Blackrock
- Canadian Dollar
- China
- Chrysler
- Citigroup
- Congressional Budget Office
- Credit Suisse
- Deutsche Bank
- Dubai
- Fannie Mae
- Florida
- Ford
- Freddie Mac
- GOOG
- Hong Kong
- India
- ISI Group
- Japan
- JPMorgan Chase
- Keefe
- LIBOR
- Lloyds
- Merrill
- Morgan Stanley
- Portugal
- Puerto Rico
- Raymond James
- Restricted Stock
- Reuters
- Royal Bank of Scotland
- Saudi Arabia
- Securities and Exchange Commission
- Sirius XM
- Spansion
- TARP
- Time Warner
- Toyota
- Ukraine
- Volatility
- Volkswagen
- Wells Fargo
- Yen
- YRC
- Goldman to Fidelity Call for Calm After Global Stock Wipeout (BBG)
- Turnabout on Global Outlook Darkens Investor Mood (Hilsenrath)
- EU Said to Weigh Extending Greek Loans to 50 Years (BBG)
- Second Storm Hitting Northeast Halts Planes, Schools (BBG)
- Small Banks Face TARP Hit (WSJ)
- As Sony prepares PCs exit, pressure mounts for reboot on TVs (Reuters)
- IBM Uses Dutch Tax Haven to Boost Profits as Sales Slide (BBG)
- ECB faces dilemma with inflation drop (FT)
- London Subway Strike Snarls Traffic as Union Opposes Cuts (BBG)
CVS To Stop Selling Tobacco Products At Its 7600 Stores
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/05/2014 07:28 -0500
Because Americans obviously can not be trusted with making the right, or any, decisions, without parental supervision, the CVS Caremark pharmacy chain has decided to do it for them. "CVS Caremark announced today that it will stop selling cigarettes and other tobacco products at its more than 7,600 CVS/pharmacy stores across the U.S. by October 1, 2014, making CVS/pharmacy the first national pharmacy chain to take this step in support of the health and well-being of its patients and customers. "Ending the sale of cigarettes and tobacco products at CVS/pharmacy is the right thing for us to do for our customers and our company to help people on their path to better health," said Larry J. Merlo, President and CEO, CVS Caremark. "Put simply, the sale of tobacco products is inconsistent with our purpose." Well, unless all other major retail chains decide to pull the Bloomberg stunt and follow suit, that only means more money for CVS' competitors. And now we begin the countdown of how long before CVS also pulls all the other "evil", cheap high-calorie, zero nutrient junk foods that dominate its shelves and whose consumption is responsible for the bulk of cardiovascular diseases and premature deaths in the US.
Futures Lower? Blame It On The Snow (And The Carry Trade)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/05/2014 07:16 -0500- Barclays
- Bill Gross
- BLS
- Bond
- Budget Deficit
- Carry Trade
- China
- Copper
- Creditors
- Crude
- Crude Oil
- Debt Ceiling
- Deutsche Bank
- Equity Markets
- Eurozone
- Fed Speak
- Fitch
- France
- Germany
- Greece
- headlines
- House Financial Services Committee
- Italy
- Japan
- Natural Gas
- Nikkei
- NYMEX
- Obamacare
- RANSquawk
- Recession
- recovery
- Sovereigns
- Unemployment

It's snowing in New York so the market must be down. Just kidding - everyone know the only thing that matters for the state of global risk is the level of USDJPY and it is this that nearly caused a bump in the night after pushing the Nikkei as low as 13,995, before the Japanese PPT intervened and rammed the carry trade higher, and thus the Japanese index higher by 1.23% before the close of Japan trading. However, since then the USDJPY has failed to levitate as it usually does overnight and at last check was fluctuating within dangerous territory of 101.000, below which there be tigers. The earlier report of European retail sales tumbling by 1.6% on expectations of a modest 0.6% drop from a downward revised 0.9% only confirmed that the last traces of last year's illusionary European recovery have long gone. Then again, it's all the cold weather's fault. In Europe, not in the US that is.
Bitcoin: Revolutionary Game-Changer Or Trojan Horse?
Submitted by George Washington on 02/05/2014 00:16 -0500People Powered Privacy Savior ... Or Honey Trap Pushed By the Central Banks and TBTF?
February 4th
Consider This...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 23:26 -0500
Today's modest bounce in stocks - considerably removed after-hours - does not provide much hope for those looking to buy the dip with the Dow still down over 1000 points year-to-date. In fact, as we discuss below, troubling news just continues to pour in from all over the world... For those that are not interested in the technical details, what all of this means is that global financial markets are starting to become extremely unstable. Consider the following...
Mandatory "Vehicle-to-Vehicle" Communications Coming To U.S. Cars
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 22:23 -0500
Worried about “pre-crime?” What about “pre-crash?”
The geniuses at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTS) are so concerned about your “safety,” they have decided to take it into their own hands and make it mandatory that your car wirelessly communicate with other vehicles on the road. Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx went so far as to say the technology could save “thousands of lives and even prevent accidents in the first place.” The concept of “pre-crash” has been born.
Japan Is Re-Crisis-ing; Nikkei Plunges 300 Points From US Close; S&P's Dead-Cat-Bounce Dead
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 21:52 -0500
US and Japanese stocks began to fall the moment the bell rang in NYC on the end of the US day-session. By the times futures closed 15mins later, the S&P had already lost 6 points and the exuberance in the Nikkei had snapped back to USDJPY reality (100 points off its highs). As the evening progressed the dead-cat-bounce died with US and Japanese stocks tumbling to day-session lows. Dow futures are down 110 from the highs; S&P futures are down 16 points from the US session highs; and Nikkei futures - not helped by the 19th month in a row of falling YoY base wages - are testing 14,050, having dropped 300 points from the highs and removed all day-session gains. Stocks are re-crisis-ing as USDJPY tests back towards 101.
Bill Gross Warns "China Is The 'Mystery Meat' Of Emerging Markets"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 21:30 -0500
"Financial systems are unstable with excessive risk-taking," warns PIMCO's now solo guru Bill Gross, telling Bloomberg TV's Stephanie Ruhle that in a "Soros reflexivity... Once you get the levered system going, it hardly knows when and where to stop." Credit, as we have noted, has been relatively more stable (though less positive on the the way up) Gross notes and "the way to get rich in the past was to borrow money and to lever [up]," but Gross explains that now, "assets are artificially priced... from this point forward, double-digit returns, getting rich on leverage, no. You better look elsewhere for – for your profits," and not Asia. China is "the mystery meat" of emerging market countries, Gross cautions, "nobody knows what’s there and there’s a little bit of baloney."
Pre-Central Planning Flashback: These Are The Five Old Normal Market Bottom Indicators
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 20:52 -0500The biggest fear the market currently has is not the ongoing crisis in the Emerging Markets, not the suddenly slowing economy, not even China's credit bubble popping: it is that Bernanke's successor may have suddenly reverted to the "Old Normal" - a regime in which the Fed is not there to provide the training wheels should the S&P suffer a 5%, 10% or 20% (or more) drop. Whether such fears are warranted will be tested as soon as there is indeed a bear market plunge in stocks - the first in nearly three years (incidentally the topic of the Fed's lack of vacalty was covered in a recent Reuters article). So, assuming that indeed the most dramatic change in market dynamics in the past five years has taken place, how does one trade this new world which is so unfamiliar to so many of today's "younger" (and forgotten by many of the older) traders? And, more importantly, how does one look for the signs of a bottom: an Old Normal bottom that is. Courtesy of Convergex' Nicholas Colas, here is a reminder of what to look forward to, for those who are so inclined, to time the next market inflection point.
The Most Important Chart To Consider Before Tomorrow's ADP Jobs Report
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 20:07 -0500
We are sure that tomorrow's ADP report will be taken as either, a) proof positive that December's miss in NFP was a weather-related artifice hiding the true awesomeness of the US recovery (and this no un-taper); or b) the most recent macro data is indeed weak and job creation have peaked for this cycle (despite a few trillion in balance sheet expansion by the Fed). However, as the following chart shows, any surprise beat (or miss) in ADP is entirely useless as a predictor of payroll surprises...
Bernanke’s Legacy: A Weak and Mediocre Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 19:47 -0500
Because the ultimate outcome of this monetary cycle hinges on how, when, or if the Fed can unwind its unwieldy balance sheet, without further damage to the economy; most likely continuing stagnation or a return to stagflation, or less likely, but possible hyper-inflation or even a deflationary depression, the Bernanke legacy will ultimately depend on a Bernanke-Yellen legacy. But what should be the main lesson of a Greenspan-Bernanke legacy? Clearly, if there was no pre-crisis credit boom, there would have been no large financial crisis and thus no need for Bernanke or other human to have done better during and after. While Austrian analysis has often been criticized, incorrectly, for not having policy recommendations on what to do during the crisis and recovery, it should be noted that if Austrian recommendations for eliminating central banks and allowing banking freedom had been followed, no such devastating crisis would have occurred and no heroic policy response would have been necessary in the resulting free and prosperous commonwealth.
How Broncos Fans Took The Super Bowl Loss Into Their Own Hands
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 19:10 -0500
Americans may have watched the Super Bowl in record numbers but it was another addiction that saved the Denver fans from a night of sadness. According to PornHub.com, which we are told is a popular pornography website, there was a dramatic rise in viewership in the Denver, CO area - especially compared to that of the Seattle, WA region. The traffic divergence really began at half-time as sad tissues turned into happy tissues; but by the end of the game Denver traffic was 11% above average (compared to 17% below average in Seattle). While Payton may not have been able to take the game into his hands in the 2nd half, it seems the proud Broncos fans knew exactly what to do.
The Play's The Thing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 18:33 -0500
XKCD published this cartoon in reference to ESPN and the like, but it’s even more applicable to CNBC and its ilk. Just to be clear, I’m not slamming these hosts and traders. I’m sure that they are overwhelmingly smart, honest people who believe that what they say are useful truths from their own perspectives. They are not hypocrites. But they are performers. And like any performer, there is a larger game being played with their words. The larger meaning of the statements made on CNBC has absolutely nothing to do with specific investment advice or news. CNBC really could not care less about the actual content of what is being said. The purpose of CNBC’s game is not to tell you WHAT to think, but HOW to think, that thinking about investing in terms of some sell-side analyst’s anodyne story about fundamentals or some trader’s breathless story about open option interest is smart or wise or what all the cool kids are doing. Why? Because CNBC can create inexpensive content essentially at will to fill this demand, allowing them to sell advertisements and take cable carriage fees.
Roll Up! Roll Up! EU Place to Be For Corruption!
Submitted by Pivotfarm on 02/04/2014 18:11 -0500As if we didn’t know it already! The Western world is the ultimate destination for corruption, pulling a swift one and swiping the valuables from the inside pocket of the guy’s pants standing in front of you as he keeps his beady eye on the economy.
Nigerian Central Bank Falls For Nigerian Email Scam? Says $20 Billion Unaccounted For
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2014 18:04 -0500
A month ago, Nigeria's state-owned National Petroleum oil company (NNPC) said it had accounted for all of the $49.8 billion in revenues that were supposed to paid to the government explaining it had spent over $10 bn on subsidies, repairs, and losses on crude oil inventory - "no money is missing," they exclaimed. However, according to Bloomberg, Nigeria's Central Bank governor Lamido Sanusi (often seen at the footer of those emails everyone gets) proclaimed to the government's senate finance committee that NNPC hasn't accounted for $20 billion in revenue. "There is $20 billion that has not come back to us - the burden of proof is on NNPC." That is 8% of GDP! Perhaps dropping a line to some Western central bankers for a temporary bridge loan (because we are sure the money is there) would be appropriate.




