Archive - Mar 2014
March 25th
The Taper At The Beach: Analysing PIMCO's Underperformance As El-Erian & Gross Argued
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 17:03 -0500
In the WSJ’s February 24th exposé of the turmoil at the helm of Pimco, we saw a curious bit about tension at “the Beach” increasing in the summer of 2013. During this period, according to the Journal, conflict between then co-CIOs Bill Gross and Mohamed E-Erian became apparent to staff, and Gross restricted trading at the firm. We wanted to see what insights a quantitative analysis of Pimco Total Return Fund (PTTRX) could offer about the summer and Total Return’s recent performance, a topic of increasing scrutiny amongst the investment community.
Janet Yellen is Taking Away the Punchbowl… For Now
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 03/25/2014 17:02 -0500Yellen’s decision to continue tapering QE indicates that she is aware of the fact the markets are getting out of control again or are approaching a bubble. This is further confirmed this by her decision to drop the 6.5% unemployment threshold as well as her suggestion that interest rate hikes could come as soon as six months after QE ends this coming December.
Ebola Virus Outbreak Spreads To Canada
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 16:31 -0500
The last few days has seen a sudden jump in the news headlines about one of the deadliest viruses known to man. Ebola haemorrhagic fever has prung up in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone but now, as BBC reports, a man is in hospital in Canada with symptoms of a haemorrhagic fever resembling the Ebola virus, a health official has said.
The Three Stooges Debunk myRA
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 16:01 -0500
A little skit ran through my head the other day… The house lights dimmed and the bright American flag glistened in the background. The crowd hushed as a tall man in a strange costume strode confidently onto the stage. Curly turned to Larry and Moe and exclaimed, "Oh my, that's our favorite - Uncle Sam, our boyhood hero." Moe put his finger to his lips as if to say "Shhh!" ... Uncle Sam begins... "Today I want to announce the deal of a lifetime. We all know that IRAs and 401(k)s are tools greedy rich people use to save for retirement. I'm here to announce a new retirement program for everyday, ordinary people. Everyone should have the right to retire safely and with dignity, and that is what we are going to do for you."
Anthony "@Hedgieguy" Davian Pleads Guilty To Fraud
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 15:32 -0500Last August we presented the story of a very sad and misguided individual, one Athony Davian, who was then the first person charged with running a ponzi scheme off twitter. Today, the sad story of Anthony "@Hedgieguy" Davian comes to an end with his guilty plea to charges of fraud.
VIX Slam Fails But Blue Chips Pop As High-Beta Drops
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 15:09 -0500
Pre-open gold dump, USDJPY pump, check. Opening dump in USDJPY and stocks led by Momos and Biotechs, check. European close marks the bottom, check. EURJPY takes over and ramps stocks back up to highs, check. Fade into close, check. Today was an almost perfect echo of yesterday's market action with blue-chips benefitting from the weakness in Nasdaq and Russell high-beta honeys. Bonds were quite with very modest steepening. Gold and silver bounced off earlier lows but their losses mirror Copper's 1.7% rise on the week. The USD lost ground as Draghi's failed jawboning sparked EUR strength. VIX fell 1 vol to its lowest close in 2 weeks as a late-day VIX -slam failed to get SPX green post-FOMC.
The Sovereignty Series - Swimming with the Sharks - Being a Small Fish in a Big Pond
Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on 03/25/2014 14:41 -0500This contradicts their claim to sovereign power by way of their superior intellect, business prowess, hereditary entitlement, military strength, political power, majority consensus or whatever story they can pull out of their hat.
Venezuela's Maduro Averts Military Coup, Arrests Three Air Force Generals
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 14:28 -0500
A day after Venezuela formally devalued its currency by way of the new and improved FX central planning system SICAD II, which sent the official value of the Bolivar 89% lower, the government desperately needed a distraction. It got just that when earlier today Socialist par excellence Nicolas Maduro announed that he had narrowly avoided a coup after he arrested three air force generals suspected of plotting an uprising against the leftist government.
Jeremy Grantham: The Fed Is Killing The Recovery
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 14:08 -0500
As Fortune's Stephen Gandel begins, "if you hate the Fed, you have a new hero." He is referring to none other than GMO's Jeremy Grantham who aggressively takes on the status-quo-hugging faith in the omnipotence in Central banking prowess with fact and anecdote in this brief interview..."Higher interest rates would have increased the wealth of savers. Instead, they became collateral damage of Bernanke's policies. The theory is that lower interest rates are supposed to spur capital spending, right? Then why is capital spending so weak at this stage of the cycle. There is no evidence at all that quantitative easing has boosted capital spending. We have always come roaring back from recessions, even after the mismanaged Great Depression. This time we are not..we have never had such a limited recovery."
Adios Fannie Pref
Submitted by Bruce Krasting on 03/25/2014 14:01 -0500This is Washington, where nothing makes sense.
President Obama Is "More Concerned About A Nuke In Manhattan Than Russia"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 14:00 -0500
Speaking in Holland, after asking for the world's trust back after being caught red-handed lying about the NSA's spying, President Obama calmly explained to the open-mouthed press conference that he continues to be "more concerned about a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan that Russia." Sleep well New York...
Where In The World Is Obamao?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 13:38 -0500A funny thing happened during Michelle Obama's public relations tour of China (where taxpayers are privileged to pay $8,400 for each night of her lodgings): T-shirts, coin purses and posters that show President Barack Obama portrayed as Chairman Mao are normally available for sale at the Great Wall. But on Sunday, when First Lady Michelle Obama visited the Chinese tourist spot with her daughters, the so-called “Obamao” souvenirs were no where to be found. "We don’t have them anymore," said one peddler, a woman who declined to give her name. "But if you come back next time, you might find them. You could come tomorrow," the woman said.
IRS Rules Bitcoin Is Property (Not Currency)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 13:18 -0500
After less than three months consideration, the IRS has issued its statement clarifying th etax treatment of Bitcoins (and other virtual currencies) before the April 15th Deadline. The finding, summarized, is that Vitual currencies will be treated as property (not as a currency) which, as WSJ notes, means an investor who buys bitcoin would typically have a capital gain or loss when it’s sold. The price of Bitcoin is rising modestly on this news...
"Two Shifting Narratives"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 13:01 -0500
Words matter, and the Fed’s words matter more than anyone’s. But this is the classic mistake that academic economists always make – the quasireligious belief in theory over practice, in the triumph of bloodless ideas over the market’s fang and claw. Woodford’s ideas are sweet music to the enormous egos of the academics who control the Fed: you can save the world just by stating your brilliant policy intentions. Your words will become self-fulfilling prophecies as the markets shape themselves in expectation of your mighty deeds. And so what do we get? Horror shows like Bernanke’s press conferences last summer or Yellen’s press conference last week. If the Fed was surprised by the rotten tomatoes thrown up on the stage last year, they ain’t seen nothing yet.
"Anarchy" Returns To Ukraine As Ultra-Nationalist Leader Killed By Police
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/25/2014 12:33 -0500
The Russian foreign ministry proclaimed the recent robbing of passengers traveling from Russia to Moldova (via Ukraine), by an ultra-nationalist Insurgent Army, is a manifestation of "anarchy" and was "bewildered" by the refusal of the Ukrainian police to take any action (against the groups that are largely responsible for the overturn of Yanukoych's government just a few weeks ago). However, as RT reports, that changed this morning as the notorious Ukrainian ultra-nationalist known as Sashko Bilyi was shot dead during a police raid against his gang. The story just gets worse though as now the activist 'right sector' has stated it will seek revenge for the killing of their leader.





