Archive - May 2014
May 6th
Among The Perks For Amazon's Part-Time Workers: Being Homeless
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 17:47 -0500
Judging by the narrative promoted after last Friday's idiotically connived jobs report, any job is a good job... however, as The Guardian reports, that does not include a job working for Amazon.com. Quarter after quarter, we highlight the growth in Amazon employees (and death-cross-like plunge in annual sales growth). While Amazon makes no secret of the fact that it relies on seasonal work force, what went unsaid and unnoticed during President Obama's visit last year, was that the Amazon 'employees' would not have jobs or prospects after the holidays. Many of the people in those Amazon warehouses were among the long-term unemployed – shuffling from one temporary job to another to another; and due to this unstable employment, a growing number of them have found themselves living in shelters... 'employed' but homeless (or "the working poor" in America).
Selling the Car Crash and Buying the Cancer
Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on 05/06/2014 17:35 -0500Conditioned slaves can complain, bicker and debate all they want about their living conditions, but never about their actual slavery.
Here They Go Again: Wall Street Is Offering Debt-On-Debt-On-Debt!
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 17:17 -0500
Wall Street is back in the business of lending money at the Fed’s gifted rate of zero plus a modest 80 basis point spread - so that the fast money can buy CLO paper on 9 to 1 leverage. There is your triple shuffle. It didn’t work out last time, but that doesn’t matter because the game is obvious. After enough buying on Wall Street’s triple leverage, junk loan prices might temporarily rebound. Then the brokers will put out the call to retail: The junk loan asset class is rebounding - its time to come back. For the final shearing, that is!
Nuclear Fuel Fragment from Fukushima Found In EUROPE
Submitted by George Washington on 05/06/2014 17:05 -0500The Nuclear Core Has Finally Been Found … Scattered All Over the World
The Death Cross Of American Business
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 16:44 -0500
So much for the recovery... As WaPo reports, the American economy is less entrepreneurial now than at any point in the last three decades. A rather damning new Brookings Institution report shows that US businesses are being destroyed faster than they're being created. As the authors of the report ominously explain: If the decline persists, "it implies a continuation of slow growth for the indefinite future," as new business creation has been cut in half since 1978.
Albert Einstein's Timeless Advice For Investors
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 16:14 -0500
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.” - Albert Einstein
Alibaba Files For IPO
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 15:43 -0500
It seems "market conditions" are right for the big one...
ALIBABA FILES IPO INITIAL REGISTRATION $1B; ALIBABA HOLDER YAHOO BENEFICIALLY OWNS 22.6%
2013 EBITDA: $2.7 billion, 2013 Free Cash Flow: $3.2 billion; Pro Forma cash $7.9 billion
Here are some of the key details, formerly non-public, from its IPO filing...
Whole Foods Misses, Lowers Guidance, Or What Happens When You Ignore Buybacks At The Expense Of CapEx (Hint: -10%)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 15:27 -0500While we recently roasted IBM for engaging in an unsustainable debt-funded buyback program, in which IBM has used every dollar of debt issued since 2012 to buyback its stock, moments ago another company showed why management teams would much rather buyback their stock than invest in CapEx in a market that only reward instant gratification in the form of shareholder friendly activity and furiously punishes any attempts to grow for the future.
When "Turbo Tuesday"... Fails
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 15:04 -0500
The streak is over! US equities suffered their biggest Tuesday loss in over 6 months today. Despite the same valiant attempt to ramp stocks after a weak open (using JPY and VIX) as yesterday, Turbo Tuesday turned out to be tepid tumbling Tuesday as high-beta hopes were dashed amid little to no macro or event risk news. Yesterday's dead cat bounce in yields appears to have been just that and stocks tracked them lower all day (and disconnected from USDJPY mid-afternoon as it was unable to break 101.50). The Russell was the worst performer (along with NASDAQ) as the broad index closed below its 200-day-moving-average for the first time in 18 months (after 7 false alarms in the last 2 weeks). Away from stocks, credit spreads widened, bond yields dropped, the USD sold off 0.5% to 19-month lows, commodities were generally flat (gold +0.65% on the week), and VIX closed +0.5 vols near 14. Welcome to "Torpedo Tuesday"
Will Detroit Be The First Major Chinese City In The United States?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 14:26 -0500
Is Detroit destined to become a Chinese city? Chinese homebuyers and Chinese businesses are starting to flood into the Motor City, and the governor of Michigan is greatly encouraging this. In fact, he has formally asked the Obama administration for 50,000 special federal immigration visas to encourage even more immigration from China and elsewhere. So will Detroit be the first major city in the United States to be dominated by China? It could happen. Once upon a time, Detroit was the greatest manufacturing city in the history of the world and it had the highest per capita income in the entire country. But now it is a rotting, decaying, bankrupt hellhole that is in desperate need of a savior, and Michigan Governor Rick Snyder appears to be fully convinced that China can be that savior.
Russia Accuses Kiev Of Committing Genocide Of Russian, Ukrainian People
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 13:59 -0500
Russia has made its first official comment following the latest escalations in Ukraine - and they are not peaceful-sounding - "We are dealing with the real genocide of both Russian and Ukrainian people,” said Russian State Duma Speaker Sergei Naryshkin, adding that Russia was shocked by the massacre in Odessa and mourns the victims together with their families. His words went further as he warned the perpetrators "will get what they deserve from their people."
Why European QE Will Not Help (In 2 Simple Charts)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 13:55 -0500
With the world (or mostly the Japanese) front-running Draghi's ever-increasing threat of QE in Europe, Spanish and Italian government bond yields have reached levels commensurate with insanity compared to their risk (event and macro). Lower rates are great news right? They encourage growth... as the cost of borrowing drops across the nation's capital assets and the phoenix rises from the flames. Well - as the following 2 charts show - no! The lower rates are not 'trickling down' to real loans and loan creation continues to contract. So, aside from direct lending to SMEs, what exactly will Draghi's direct monetization of peripheral European bonds do aside from provide the leveraged speculators with their willing buyer to take profits (just as it did the last time he decided the time was right to buy bonds).
This Is Exactly How You Destroy A Banking System
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 13:32 -0500
You might not realize it, but yesterday was a very important date. Yes, of course, it was Cinco de Mayo. But possibly more important, it’s also the deadline for banks around the world to sign up for information-sharing agreements with the IRS.
Tumbling Tuesday: Stocks Slide As "Fundamental" Pattern Buying Fails To Materialize
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 13:08 -0500
But "they" said it was all ok yesterday? That is was all "priced in"... and it's a Tuesday!!!! US equity markets - most notably the Russell 2000 and Nasdaq - are back at yesterday's lows. We did see the ubiquitous JPY ramp, stock pump around POMO but it would appear we have reached Peak Tuesday Effect as every self-fulfilling prophecy inevitably comes to an end (though there is will a couple of hours left to save "investors")... Treasury yields are notably lower (unch on the week) with gold and silver modestly higher (up small on the week). Credit markets warning signal from yesterday seems to have bee spot on ...oh and TWTR's lock-up was "NOT" priced in... 1114 is the most important number of the day (the 200DMA for the Russell 2000)
The World's Poorest Continent May Not Have Food, But It Is About To Have A Monorail
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/06/2014 12:42 -0500
Elon Musk's "dream" of a (taxpayer-paid for) hyperbolic Hypertube connecting Los Angeles to San Francisco may have fizzled, but an even more improbable place may be getting its very own high speed monorail quite soon. Africa.





