Archive - Jun 2014
June 6th
5 Things To Ponder: The Central Bank Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 15:46 -0500
This past week has been all about "anticipation." The markets made little headway during the first half of the week as traders waited in an almost breathless anticipation of the announcement from the European Central Bank. When the news was finally received, investors were initially disappointed but David Tepper stepped into the fray with his ever bullish optimism. The more we read, the clearer it becomes that the world's Central Banks have become caught in a "liquidity trap" which is entirely based on circular logic... Central banks must create asset bubbles in the hopes of stimulating economic activity. When the bubble eventually pops the economic activity evaporates which requires the creation of another asset bubble.
Small Caps Surge To Best Week In 2014
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 15:06 -0500
The US Dollar, gold, and oil closed the week unchanged... Treasury yields rose 6-8bps on the week... and the Russell 2000 had its best week in 2014... Sure, why not? VIX was crushed back to a 10-handle as managers lifted hedges and the Tepper-induced short-squeeze from yesterday followed through (+2.5% against a 1% rise in the S&P). The Dow and S&P 500 both closed at record highs (notably rich to the Fed balance sheet). Volume was 20% below average (and that was a payrolls day!). Copper tumbled over 2% - its worst week in 3 months as China's warehouse probe continues. VIX closed at its lowest close since Feb 2007 (and once again the strange shadowy figure of massive after-0hours volume spikes in VXX appeared).
Bottom-Up Breadth 'Bearish-est' In 19 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 14:39 -0500
We recently noted that the average Russell 2000 stock is down over 22% and the majority of the broad equity market is well into correction territory as the rally is supported by fewer and fewer names (cough AAPL cough). However, as FBN's JC O'Hara notes, looking at the percent of stocks above their 200 day moving average in the S&P 500 vs the percent of stocks above their 200 day moving average for the Russell 2000, we find the spread is at its widest point in the history of our database. While we find breadth is not a proper market timing tool, a heightened reading often forewarned of troubles ahead. It was more common to alleviate a wide spread by the S&P pulling back to the Russell rather than the Russell playing catch up.
Consumer Credit Has Fifth Biggest Monthly Jump In History; Revolving Credit Soars By Most Since November 2007
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 14:23 -0500A month ago we pointed out that with April US consumer savings plunging to levels not seen since Lehman, the only place where the tapped out consumer could find some purchasing power is by maxing out their credit cards. This is precisely what happened: moments ago the Fed released its April consumer credit report and it was a doozy: expected to print at $15.00 billion, down from a pre-revision $17.5 billion, the April total instead exploded to a whopping $26.85 billion. This was the fifth biggest surge in history, and was only surpassed by the 2010 "cash for clunkers" record, as well as previous one time outliers in 1998, 2001, and 2006.
The CIA Joins Twitter
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 13:34 -0500We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
Caught On Tape: Obama And Putin Are Talking Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 13:07 -0500
Rejoice: the second cold war appears to be over (after Russia skillfully annexed Crimea). How do we know? The following clip of Obama and Putin chatting has been released, by the official account of the French president no less. No blows were exchanged. Surely this in itself is enough to push the VIX to the upper (or middle, or lower) single digits and send the S&P to just about 20x 2014 GAAP P/E...
You Know It's A Top When...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 12:52 -0500
For many months we have discussed the massive outperformance that buying the "most shorted" stocks has created. The 'alpha' generated fro buying the weakest balance sheet companies in preference of the stronger has enabled the dash-for-trash strategy (just as we saw yesterday when Tepper unleashed hell) to be the new meme. And so it is, like anything that is popular, ETFTrends reports that ETFis - a turnkey ETF provider - has filed with the SEC to launch an actively managed short squeeze fund...
Uber Now Has A Higher Valuation Than Seagate, Chipotle, AutoZone, Alcoa And Half The S&P 500
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 12:34 -0500
No More Risk: VIX Plunges Below 11 For The First Time In Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 12:08 -0500
While the Fed's presidents are scratching their heads at the quandary that consolidated cross-asset volatility continues to tumble to never before seen levels, the NY Fed's trading desk, clearly rushing to get to the Hamptons, just sold enough VIX futs to push VIX not only 6% lower for the day, but to the lowest print since 2011. Next up: single digit VIX and the disappearance of all risk.
About Those Forecasts Of Eternally Rising Corporate Profits...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 11:51 -0500
If corporate profits decline (as they did in Q1), what will hold up the market's lofty valuations other than the tapering flood of liquidity from the Federal Reserve? Answer: nothing. Complacent punters will discover to their great dismay that liquidity is only one dynamic of many.
Caption Contest: Lifter-In-Chief Edition - Obama Workout Caught On Tape
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 11:35 -0500
With the weight of the world on his shoulders, President Obama took time out to lunge and lift at a hotel in Warsaw, Poland. The grimacing golfer was caught in action getting pumped up before meeting Ukraine's Poroshenko...
No, The Surge In Treasurys Wasn't Due To "Pension Fund Buying"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 11:25 -0500
One after another pundit has tried to explain the relentless bid for US Treasurys, and failed. First it was the March geopolitical shock, and the "capital outflows" from Russia that were supposedly entering the "safety" of US paper. Well, today Russian stocks just hit a bull market from the recent sell off (despite, or perhaps in spite of, Draghi's idiotic "estimate" of €160 billion in Russian capital outflows), however without a comparable move lower in the 10 Year, meaning it was not Russian capital reallocation that was pushing US Treasurys higher. Then, a new theory appeared, namely that pension funds, seeking to lock up equity upside, will "reverse rotate" out of stocks and into bonds. Judging by where US stocks are trading, they certainly did not rotate nearly enough, and now courtesy of Bank of America which parsed the latest Flow of Funds report, we learn that the in fact "buying of bonds by pension funds slowed down significantly in 1Q."
Russian Bear Celebrates Bull Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/06/2014 10:52 -0500
In case you were wondering why US equities are charging higer yet again today on mediocre news (while bonds shrug), we offer another potential reason... Russian stocks are now in bull market territory off the mid-March "sanctions" lows... not exactly the "costs" that the US had in mind and thus even more curcial that S equities are lifted (by any nunber of visible and invisible hands) to show just how powerful the status quo of the West still is (the S&P is up 5% in the same period). Perhaps even more importantly, this refutes any thesis that bonds are higher only due to Russian capital outflow (i.e. flight to safety).
Introducing the "Unbreakable Promise" As a Method Increasing Efficiencies and Decreasing Risk
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 06/06/2014 10:31 -0500As #MarginCompression creeps into one the fastest growing industries of the millenium...





