Archive - Sep 5, 2014
Stocks Close At Record High On Worst Jobs Number Of 2014
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 15:07 -0500Worst jobs data of the year? BTFATH. For the 9th day in a row, S&P 2,000 was all that mattered. Thanks to the standard Friday v-shaped recovery, the Dow scrambled back to green on the week and S&P 500 hit its Maginot 'retirement on' line - all on the back of USDJPY 105.00 pinning. Trannies and S&P hit new record highs and S&P had its best day in 2 weeks (led by exuberant growthy Staples & Utilities this week). Russell ended the week red as the late-day buying-panic sent Nasdaq just green with Dow and S&P. But, away from stocks, US Treasuries had their worst week in a year with 30Y +16bps (but 2Y only +2bps). The US dollar rose to new 14-month highs with its biggest week in 10 months. Despite the USD strength, Copper manage to close marginally higher even as PMs dropped 1.6% and oil plunged almost 3% (WTI under $93) in a very volatile week. High-yield credit markets closed with their worst week in the last 5. Bad news is great news still - just six years into the 'recovery'.
Why Draghi's ABS "Stimulus" Plan Won't Help Europe's Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 14:29 -0500Simply put, the reason why Mario Draghi's impressively-pitched ABS 'stimulus' QE-lite plan won't help can be summed up in 2 words "unencumbered assets." There is simply a lack of the right quality collateral, that has not already been swapped with the ECB (or delevered off balance sheets), for this to make a difference. However, as Bloomberg reports, the plan will not even get that far.. because the market for these assets is incapable of supporting this size of buying. As one major ABS asset manager notes, it takes him about three months to buy 1 billion euros of these securities, "the number that's circulating the market is 500 billion euros, but where is he going to get it from?" Add to that the report from Die Welt that The ECB lacks sufficient expertise for ABS purchases, and as another major European ABS manager concludes, "I don't see either a capital relief for banks or the banks giving more credit to the real economy." Still, it's fun to believe Draghi's promises, right?
Europe Needs A New Source Of Oil And Gas, Fast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 14:03 -0500Summer is over and many Europeans may have to keep warm this coming winter by thinking about their summer holidays while wrapped in blankets, praying for a short winter or for the world to come to its senses. It both cases, they may well be disappointed. The never-ending conflicts in the Middle East, mayhem in Libya, uncertainty in the Gulf and a war in Ukraine are all going to take a toll on the energy supplies this winter. Result? Many cold Europeans, many angry Europeans and many very pissed off Europeans. And what does history tell us about cold, angry, pissed-off Europeans?
Argentina Goes Full-Venezuela - Plans To Regulate Prices, Profits, & Production
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 13:28 -0500Just weeks after defaulting (yet again) on its debt (whether technically or not), and shortly after raising the minimum wage by 31% (to $523 a month) amid runaway inflation, it appears Argentina has gone full-Venezuela. As WSJ reports, the great minds that 'run' Argentina have decided to pass legislation (dubbed "the supply law") letting the government regulate private-sector prices, profit margins and production levels. The opposition is up in arms, "this is absolutely ridiculous. It's part of a very primitive ideology that says government officials should decide what people should make, how much they should make and how much they should charge," adding that "we already know exactly what it is like to suffer from these kind of interventionist economic policies," in Venezuela.
Useful Idiots and the Something For Nothing Society - Part 5 of 5
Submitted by tedbits on 09/05/2014 13:00 -0500Dennis Gartman Is Short Of Power In Control Terms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 12:45 -0500It's lights-out for the world-renowned Dennis Gartman...
CNBC Viewership Plunges To 21 Year Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 11:52 -0500The punchline: this was the lowest rated month in the core demographic since February 1993! In fact, in CNBC's entire Nielsen-rated history, there is only one month in history when demo viewership was lower, back in November 1992, when demo viewership was just 1000 less at 27,000.
The Real Reason American Capitalism Is Failing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 11:26 -0500What does it take to produce prosperity? Property rights – you have to believe that you can control and enjoy what you produce. Stable money – you have to be able to count on the medium of exchange. Freedom of action – you have to be able to go on with your business without too much state intrusion. Meanwhile in the US, the planners… regulators… controllers… meddlers… and zombies – all those who prevent real prosperity – grew bolder and more numerous.
FaST FooD NaTioN...
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 09/05/2014 10:24 -0500A nation of burger flippers...
President Obama's Post-NATO, Putin-Punishing, ISIS-Igniting Press Conference - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 10:23 -0500After two solid days of 'discussions' at a gold course in Wales, President Obama is ready to make some new comments this morning. With a cease-fire agreed in Ukraine, and no ISIS beheadings yet today, we wonder where his ire will be pointed (or perhaps it's back to the Republicans' fault we had such a weak jobs print?)...
Is This Why Obama Was "Noticeably Absent" During Yesterday's NATO Meeting?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 09:31 -0500We are not exactly sure why Obama would be "noticeably absent" from the start of this week's NATO-Ukraine commission... but the following could provide some much needed clues (as we noted previously)...
Big Tech Teeters, May Sack Most People since 2009
Submitted by testosteronepit on 09/05/2014 09:25 -0500Financial engineers have taken over; actual engineers are relegated to an expense category that must be cut.
Guest Post: Here's Why The Market Could Crash - Not in Two Years, But Now
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 09:21 -0500Markets crash not from "bad news" but from the exhaustion of temporary stability. The longer that temporary stability is maintained by manipulation, the greater the severity of the resulting crash.
Russia Blasts NATO's "Pre-Emptive Deployment" Plan For Undermining The Peace Process
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 08:53 -0500As if like clockwork, on the heels of news from Russia of plans to shift their military doctrine towards pre-emptive reactions (and potential nuclear strikes), the NATO Summit has come out swinging with it's own plan change:
*GEN. BRADSHAW, NATO’S DEPUTY SUPREME COMMANDER: NATO REACTION FORCE COULD BE DEPLOYED PREEMPTIVELY
Russia's response - "not surprised" NATO is trying to dominate Europe, adding that "NATO plans undermine the Ukraine peace process."







