Archive - 2014
December 16th
Memo To WSJ: The CRomnibus Abomination Was Not "A Rare Bipartisan Success"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 18:35 -0500The rank economic cheerleading in the guise of “news” printed by the Wall Street Journal, Reuters and the rest of the financial press never ceases to amaze. But on the heels of Congress’ pathetic capitulation to Wall Street over the weekend you have to wonder if even the robo-writers who compose the headlines are on the take. How could anyone in the right mind label this weekend’s CRomnibus abomination “A Rare Bipartisan Success for Congress”? Apparently, that unaccountable plaudit was bestowed upon Washington by the WSJ solely because it avoided another government shutdown.
Are You Really Ready For The World To Be Ruled By Bankers?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 17:45 -0500JPMorgan Warns, Don't Expect Recent Market Volatility To Alter Fed Tightening Path
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 17:20 -0500The recent increase in financial market volatility has raised some questions about any rhetorical response from the FOMC tomorrow. While we see some risk of this occurring, we think the most likely outcome is that the Committee refrains from highlighting the latest flare-up in the markets. In particular, we think they will still drop the 'considerable time' language while also indicating they are in no rush to raise rates.
Michael Lewis: "8 Things I Wish For Wall Street"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 16:55 -0500It's a wonderful life on Wall Street, yet here is a holiday wish list to make it even better...
What Tight Lending Conditions: Underwriting Standards Mirror Those Before Subprime Crash, OCC Finds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 15:54 -0500The myth of harsh lending conditions in the US is probably only matched in its disconnect from reality by the just as entertaining narrative of the "one-time, non-recurring" harsh winter crushing Q1 GDP. A narrative which even needed support from none other than former Fed Chairman Bernanke who allegedly was denied a mortgage refinancing on the $672K loan he still owes for his 3-bedroom, 2100 square foot home (a story which is about as credible as 17 year olds making $72 million by cornering the penny-stock market). For the truth we go to the Office Of the Comptroller of the Currency, which just reported in its annual survey that for the third year in a row, U.S. banks relaxed loan underwriting standards, "a trend mirroring the lax lending just before the financial crisis." To wit: "This year's survey showed a continued easing in underwriting standards, with trends very similar to those seen from 2004 through 2006," said Jennifer Kelly, senior deputy comptroller for bank supervision.
Broken VIX Means "Markets Getting Scared", Group One Says
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 15:30 -0500We noted earlier the "noise" in VIX. We are starting to get a picture of what's happening... and it's not good. As Bloomberg reports, Group One Trading’s Dominic Salvino warns, inputs to the calculation are going skewy on the VIX in the past couple days because "safety parameters are set to hair triggers" and market makers are going wide more often than not. Yet another market - and The Fed's direct manipulation tool - is now entirely broken.
Outspooking The Lehman Apocalypse: Could A Russian Default Be In The Cards?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 15:10 -0500Lots of old market hands are talking about how its similar to the Russia default and crash of ‘98 all over again.. Actually... its worse. Much worse.
Wall Street Harbinger Jefferies Reports Q4 Bloodbath: 73% Plunge In Fixed Income Revenue, 45% Drop In Equities
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 14:42 -0500What Jefferies is best known for among Wall Street shareholders is that, by still reporting a Nov. 30 fiscal year end, 1 month ahead of everyone else, it provides an invaluable glimpse into the fortunes of its Wall Street peers with a 4 week advance notice, especially when it comes to its bread and butter: fixed income trading (recall that CEO Rich Handler was a Drexel bond trader when the firm blew up). And report it did earlier today, although most of Wall Street shareholders would rather it didn't, because the numbers were absolutely abysmal, and indicative of nothing short of a trading bloodbath on Wall Street in the latest three months of trading.
Great Unwind of Oil-and-Gas Junk Bonds to Defund Fracking Boom
Submitted by testosteronepit on 12/16/2014 14:38 -0500Yields spike, damage spreads. Investors try to bail out while they still can.
"Now There's Something You Don't See Every Day"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 14:23 -0500Last weekend’s election in Japan was the opposite of exciting. The upcoming elections in Greece, however, are another matter entirely. What’s really different about the Greek elections now and the Greek elections in 2012 is the lack of a Oh-My-God-Look-At-Greece media Narrative today, particularly in the US. Here it’s all oil, all the time, which means that any power transition in Greece will come as a big negative “surprise” to US investors and US markets. What we can tell you with confidence is that the Common Knowledge of the market today is that Greece is “fixed”, which means that any un-fixing will hit markets like a ton of bricks. It’s an asymmetric risk/reward profile – in a bad way – for global markets in general and European markets in particular.
The Russian Ruble Is Hereby Halted Until Further Notice
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 14:20 -0500Dear Client,
Please be advised that that most Western Banks have stopped pricing USD/RUB. As such, FXCM can no longer offer this instrument to our clients and will begin closing any existing client trades in USD/RUB effective at Noon EST today, December 16th, 2014,
The Ruble (Trading) is Dead, Meet The New Ruble
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 14:01 -0500As liquidity evaporated from Ruble, after three retail FX platforms abandoned trading of the USDRUB pair, Reuters reports, the more liquid Norwegian Krone began acting as a proxy for the Russian unit of exchange. When the selling in the Ruble was at its peak, the Krone bore the brunt and smashed to its lowest level in over a decade, dropping below parity against its Swedish counterpart for the first time in almost 15 years.
Russia Prepares For GDP Surge As Consumers Scramble To Spend Their Plunging Rubles
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 13:40 -0500In the most ironic twist of all amid the "currency crisis" enveloping Russia, we suspect the world's central bankers will be looking on jealously as The CBR manages to achieve precisely what The BoJ and The Fed are desperate to achieve. In raising inflation expectations, The FT reports, Russians are hurriedly turning their depreciating Rubles into jewelry, furniture, cars, and apartments as the currency's collapse prompts a shopping spree that will likely lead to a surge in GDP. As one anxious shopper noted, "none of us know what’s happening. We’re all worried that the currency will keep falling," and so "it’s time to buy furniture!" And sure enough, shopping centers are currently experiencing a spectacular rush.
Maybe Everything's Not "Fixed" - S&P Loses 2,000 Level As Kuwait Spoils The Party
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/16/2014 13:18 -0500The epic melt-up in US equities stalled "surprisingly" exactly as Europe closed and the EURJPY-pumpathon, VIX-dumpathon instantly reversed... because it's not rigged at all. The other driver - a dead-cat bounce in Crude - has also stalled as Kuwait's oil minister confirmed no new OPEC meeting until June (hardly good for oil expectations of a production cut any time soon with in OPEC). 5Y5Y inflation breakevens continue to free-fall in US, Japan, and Europe.





