Archive - 2014
January 12th
French First Girlfriend Hospitalized After Francois Hollande Affair With Actress Exposed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2014 11:53 -0500
When it comes to socialism, the world's premier promoter of egalite - France's Francois Hollande - is very aware that in a socialist utopia, no property is private. Hence everything can be shared, such as actress Julie Gayet with whom it was revealed last week he had an affair. The problem is that the First Lady, er, Girlfriend of France, Valerie Trierweiler, 48, did not share her boyfriend's Marxist view. And, as Reuters reports, when Trierweiler found out about an affair between Francois Hollande and the aforementioned Julie Gayet, 41, she was hospitalized on Sunday morning "because of exhaustion." But before readers cry for Madame Trierweiler, recall that while Hollande is a fervent fan of socialism, the former first girlfriend some far more interested in being more equal than others. Per the Mail: "She currently has five staff working for her at her office as well as numerous other taxpayer-funded perks, including homes across France, private jets and limousines. As anger at the scandal grew, politicians suggested Miss Trierweiler’s position was already untenable."
How Much Is Your Congressional Representative Worth: The Complete Infographic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2014 11:02 -0500
As we reported several days ago, for the first time in history the majority of members of Congress currently have a net worth over $1,000,000. Of course, this also means that just under half are still aspiring to get in Wall Street's "preferred politician" rolodex, and says nothing about any one politico's individual's assets. So for all those curious how much their congressional representative is worth, the following comprehensive summary infographic from Vizual Statistix has the answers.
Hoping To Get Rich? Bill Gross Has Some Bad News For You
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2014 11:00 -0500Gross: The age of getting rich quickly is over as is (most likely) the age of getting rich slowly.
— PIMCO (@PIMCO) January 12, 2014
The Great Buyback Surge Is Over: Corporations Are Once Again Net Sellers Of Shares
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2014 09:30 -0500
By now most are aware that the primary reason there was EPS growth last year was the relentless buying back of their own stock by corporate treasurers, accounting for 75% of the increase in S&P500 earnings per share even as revenues stagnated for the second year in a row and actual earnings growth was comatose at best. At $500 billion in net stock buybacks in 2013, this was an immense amount of bidding power, equal to half of the Fed's entire annual liquidity injection. And while EPS was artificially boosted by an allocation of capital that most would say is the least efficient in terms of future growth (remember when companies spent on capital expenditures to fund long-term growth, not satisfy activist shareholders?) the only good thing that could be said about the second highest annual corporate buyback in history was that companies still saw their stocks as cheap: after all, not even the most aggressive of CFOs would greenlight a massive buyback campaign if they expected their stock to plunge. That is no longer the case.
IMF: 'This is Our Last Wake Up Call for Your Savings'
Submitted by Sprout Money on 01/12/2014 07:18 -0500If you thought that you got rid of the IMF as a diligent saver, we have bad news for you.
January 11th
The Best Scientific Images Of 2013
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 20:44 -0500
It is a slow Saturday with virtually no financial, economic or any other news, so what better way to spend it than looking at the coolest non-finance related images of the past year. Without further ado, here they are, courtesy of Wired: the best scientific visualizations of 2013.
Guest Post: The Greatest Myth Propagated About The Fed: Central Bank Independence (Part 1)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 20:14 -0500- B+
- Bank of England
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- Comptroller of the Currency
- European Central Bank
- Excess Reserves
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- Great Depression
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- Monetary Policy
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It has been commonplace to speak of central bank independence - as if it were both a reality and a necessity. Discussions of the Fed invariably refer to legislated independence and often to the famous 1951 Accord that apparently settled the matter. [1] While everyone recognizes the Congressionally-imposed dual mandate, the Fed has substantial discretion in its interpretation of the vague call for high employment and low inflation. It is, then, perhaps a good time to reexamine the thinking behind central bank independence. There are several related issues.
- First, can a central bank really be independent? In what sense? Political? Operational? Policy formation?
- Second, should a central bank be independent? In a democracy should monetary policy—purportedly as important as or even more important than fiscal policy—be unaccountable? Why?
- Finally, what are the potential problems faced if a central bank is not independent? Inflation? Insolvency?
Government Spent $224,863 On "Custom-Fit" Condoms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 18:50 -0500
Money well-spent, we are sure some would suggest; but when the National Institute of Health spends $224,863 to test 95 "custom-fitted" condoms so every hard-working American man can choose the one that fits 'just right', we suggest the government is stretching the tax dollar a little too far. As NY Post reports, the study was prompted by concern that despite the wide-scale promotion of latex condoms to help prevent the spread of HIV, their use remains "disappointingly low," because, the government says, one-third to one-half of men complain of poor-fitting prophylactics and are less likely to use them... apparently. Of course, we assume, when questioned, all said the condom was 'too small'.
From Non-GAAP To Non-Sense: David Stockman Slams The "Earnings Ex-Items" Smoke-Screen
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 17:47 -0500
We noted on Thursday, when Alcoa reported, that "non-recurring, one-time" charges are anything but; indicating just how freely the company abuses the non-GAAP EPS definition, and how adding back charges has become ordinary course of business. But it's not just Alcoa, and as David Stockman, author The Gret Deformation, notes Wall Street’s institutionalized fiddle of GAAP earnings made P/E multiples appear far lower than they actually are, and thereby helps perpetuate the myth that the market is "cheap."
Caption Contest: Mortgaging The Future Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 16:50 -0500
There's nothing like a left-cross from a 3-month-old to remind a 'leader' of his responsibility for the future...
Overstock's First Day Of Bitcoin: $130,000 Sales, 840 Transactions, CEO "Stunned"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 15:56 -0500#Bitcoin's first full day on @overstock.com was a huge success: 840 orders, $130,000 in sales. Almost all new customers. #stunned
— Patrick M. Byrne (@OverstockCEO) January 10, 2014
This is potentially big news (and has driven the price back above $1000) and any retail CEO worth their salt will likely begin to look into Bitcoin adoption.
How Twitter Algos Determine Who Is Market-Moving And Who Isn't
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 15:15 -0500
Now that even Bridgewater has joined the Twitter craze and is using user-generated content for real-time economic modelling, and who knows what else, the scramble to determine who has the most market-moving, and actionable, Twitter stream is on. Because with HFT algos having camped out at all the usual newswire sources: Bloomberg, Reuters, Dow Jones, etc. the scramble to find a "content edge" for market moving information has never been higher. However, that opens up a far trickier question: whose information on the fastest growing social network, one which many say may surpass Bloomberg in terms of news propagation and functionality, is credible and by implication: whose is not? Indeed, that is the $64K question. Luckily, there is an algo for that.
Obamacare "Approval" Drops To Record Low
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 14:17 -0500
For the current administration, now with a fresh developer to fix all the problems (with the website), the reality of public perception over Obamacare has gone from worst to worster-er this week. As Gallup polls show, nearly half of Americans say the Affordable Care Act will make the healthcare situation in the U.S. worse in the long run. When asked more broadly if they approve or disapprove of Obamacare, Americans come down on the disapprove side by 54% to 38% - a new record low for 'approval'.
Relax Or You Will Be Fired
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2014 13:31 -0500
It's not just Bank of America that is 'worried' about the health of its junior employees. As Bloomberg BusinessWeek reports, Americans eat at their desks, work longer days, and retire later than their counterparts in most other parts of the world (especially France). But, while the likes of Oprah offer holistic solutions to harness yopur stress, and bosses insist that you take your weekends off (or else), the workload itself is not reduced. Do not fear though as Senator Glenn Grotham is pressing to undo a "goofy" law requiring employers to give workers a day off - "all sorts of people want to work 7 days-a-week," he noted... indeed they do Senator.




