Archive - Oct 28, 2015
Need To Smuggle $10 Million Out Of China? Just Call "Mr Chen"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 17:40 -0500"In a warren of tiny shops beneath grimy residential towers, a white-haired man selling Snickers bars and fizzy drinks from a kiosk no larger than a cashier’s booth is figuring out a way to move $100,000 out of China"...
This Is The $64 Trillion Question From Today's Fed Statement
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 17:18 -0500"The key question is if the US economy is strong enough to handle a stronger USD."
Why The Friedman/Bernanke Thesis About The Great Depression Was Dead Wrong
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 16:50 -0500- Auto Sales
- Bank Failures
- Bank Run
- Bond
- Carry Trade
- Central Banks
- China
- Commercial Paper
- default
- Detroit
- Discount Window
- Excess Reserves
- Federal Reserve
- Federal Reserve Bank
- fixed
- Ford
- Foreclosures
- Foreign Central Banks
- Free Money
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Great Depression
- headlines
- Illinois
- Lehman
- M1
- Main Street
- Market Crash
- Meltdown
- Michigan
- Monetization
- Money Supply
- Morgan Stanley
- New York City
- New York State
- Nominal GDP
- None
- Open Market Operations
- Real estate
- Recession
- recovery
- Reserve Currency
- Smart Money
- SWIFT
- The Economist
- Treasury Department
- Unemployment
- White House
- World Trade
No, Ben S. Bernanke will be someday remembered as the world’s most destructive battleship admiral. Not only was he fighting the last war, but his whole multi-trillion money printing campaign after September 15, 2008 was aimed at avoiding an historical Fed mistake that had never even happened!
Illinoisans Look To "Get Lucky" In Other States After Lottery IOU Debacle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 16:25 -0500"We have long lines, but they're patient with it because Illinois is not paying. They're all coming here and saying, 'I'm from Illinois, how do you play it here?'"
The Battle For America
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 16:15 -0500Trouble with 'Social Justice Warriors'? Who ya gonna call?
3 Things: "You Should Buy, Professionals Need To Sell"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:49 -0500Every day when you flip on the media, there is someone telling you that now is the time to "buy" into the market. Of course, if you are buying, then who is selling? The only "net buyers" of equities this year have been "individuals," while "professional" firms have been "net sellers." This is the epitome of the classic "smart money/dumb money" analysis where individuals are used by institutions to offload positions that are no longer optimal. The question is with corporate profits and earnings declining, weak economic data, and the threat of tighter monetary policy - will individuals once again be left "holding the bag" while institutions derisk portfolios in advance of the next decline?
Runaway Blimp "Has Been Secured" After Leaving 18,000 Without Power
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:40 -0500The exciting, if brief, life in the wild by the untethered JLENS blimp has come to a crashing halt. Moments ago, Norad told AP reported that the blimp is "on the ground and secure."
Not Even Buyback Of A Stock Can Save Camera On A Stick: GoPro Plunges To All Time Low On Earnings
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:24 -0500In a day in which the walking dead were on the verge of going green (Twitter nearly wiped out its entire loss following last night's earnings), there was some hope that momo stocks would finally make a come back. Alas, for the company which we first dubbed "camera on a stick" it was just not meant to be.
October's Record "Dovish" Fed Rally Extends On "Hawkish" Fed Buying-Panic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:05 -0500Europe's Largest Bank Just Scrapped Its Dividend
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 14:54 -0500Deutsche Bank is going through a painful restructuring that began with the ouster of co-CEOs Anshu Jain and Jürgen Fitschen and culminated in new CEO John Cryan’s move to eliminate a quarter of the workforce, or some 23,000 people. Well don’t look now, but just moments ago, Europe’s biggest bank eliminated the dividend.
The Full Details Of How Goldman Criminally Obtained Confidential Information Form The New York Fed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 14:34 -0500Anyone else found to have obtained at least "35 confidential documents" from the Fed on at least "20 occassions" would be sent straight to jail with a prison sentence anywhere between several decades and life. Goldman's punishment? 0.6% of its 2014 Net Income.
How Long Can OPEC Hold Out?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 14:11 -0500It is possible that we might witness the formation of two blocks within OPEC during the next December 4 meet in Vienna. One, led by Venezuela, Ecuador, Libya and Algeria that would want to reduce production levels and the other led by Saudi Arabia, UAE and Kuwait that would stick to the current strategy of defending market shar. In the end, it will come down to survival of the fittest. Players who have higher breakeven costs will be the ones who will blink first and thereby reduce their production levels.
In Latest Escalation, Australia May Join US, Send Warships To China Islands
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 13:51 -0500"Australia and the U.S. should not light a fire and add fuel to the flames"...
F-16s Scrambled To Track Down NORAD Surveillance Blimp Which Is Loose Somewhere Over Pennsylvania
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 13:39 -0500Moments ago something even more disturbing than the Fed statement took place when a blimp used by NORAD in its surveillance of the east coast has become untethered from its mooring in Maryland and it's now flying somewhere over Pennsylvania, according to NORAD spokesman Lt. Joe Mavrocki.




