Archive - Oct 2015
October 28th
Good Riddance To Johnny Lawnchair: The Fastest Fold On The Potomac
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 12:25 -0500There are few political hacks in Washington more deserving of everlasting ignominy than retiring speaker John Boehner. So here’s a vehement good riddance to the man who has single-handedly destroyed whatever pathetic semblance of fiscal responsibility that remained in Washington.
Poor, Tailing 5 Year Auction Drags Down Treasury Complex
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 12:13 -0500With just about one hour until the FOMC statement, and the market in a general state of panicked, if bullish, disarray which had seen a material selloff in the Treasury complex, nobody was expecting a strong sale of $35 billion in 5-Year paper which just concluded moments ago. However, nobody expected it to fare this poorly either.
NIRP Panic: Over Half Of European 2-Year Bonds Trade At Record Negative Yields; Italy Paid To Issue Debt
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 11:53 -0500Europe has unleashed yet another monetary panic, and nowhere is it more visible than in what happened today across the short end of Europe's government curve. As the table below shows, more than half of European sovereign issuers just saw the yield on their 2 Year Notes trade not only below zero, but hit never before seen negative yields!
Varoufakis Releases Full List Of Public Speaking Fees To Mute "Greek Outrage" At "Self-Enrichment Drive"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 11:30 -0500In order put an end to the "Greek outrage" that Yanis Varoufakis may be doing what Hillary and Bill Clinton have been so good at, namely engaging in a "self-enrichment drive" and profiting from speeches made after his political departure (which in the Clintons' case was merely a tacit way of purchasing influence and future favors, i.e., bribing), and laid out all his public speeches and the associated fees since August 2015.
Hundreds Of Refugees In Germany "Mysteriously Disappear"; Local Authorities Clueless Where They Are
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 11:29 -0500
In the latest, and perhaps most unexpected, twist in Europe's refugee crisis, at least seven hundred of the roughly 4,000 asylum-seekers who had initially been accomodated by the German state of Lower Saxony have "mysteriously disappeared" according to a survey in the Neue Osnabrücker Zeitung (NOZ).
Is FX Manipulation Back? Dollar Spikes At London Fixing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 11:16 -0500
Nigel Farage Rages At Modern Day "Brezhnev Doctrine" In Portugal's Democracy Crisis
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 10:57 -0500Nigel Farage unleashes another of his must-watch rage-fests aimed at the collapse of democracy in Europe. Amid the stunning "democracy crisis" in Portugal, where, as we detailed here, the government has lost its majority but the anti-EU opposition is being prevented from attempting to form a coalition, Farage fumes "this is the modern day implementation of the Brezhnev Doctrine. This is exactly what happened to states living inside the USSR."
South Carolina's 'Female Student-Flipping' Cop Has "History Of Aggressive, Violent Behavior"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 10:33 -0500If you still haven’t heard of the psychotic violence perpetrated on a high school girl by Senior Deputy Ben Fields, it’s time to get up to speed (before he is fired this afternoon). If you want a gauge as to how far this society has fallen, this is all you need to see.
Crude "Tipping Point" Arrives: China Runs Out Of Space To Store Oil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 10:17 -0500Something very unexpected happened: the world quietly hit a tipping point when, according to Reuters, China ran out of space to store oil. According to a senior trader familiar with Sinochem's oil trading and cited by Reuters, the tankers "are both for SPR (strategic petroleum reserve), but no tank space is available to take that oil in."
The Federal Reserve: Illusion Of Understanding, Illusion Of Control
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 09:55 -0500We live in an era of illusion: the illusion of understanding, and the illusion of control. The net result is nonsensical policies that fail to achieve their stated objectives.
We've All Been Warned (the Cyprus "Bail-In" Model is coming to a Country Near You)
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 10/28/2015 09:53 -0500If there's no risk of a systemic event, why are regulators moving to implement rules that would make it so firms and funds can freeze your money in the event of a crisis?
WTI Extends Gains - Tops $45 - On Large Cushing Inventory Draw
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 09:39 -0500Following last night's API reported 4 million barrel inventory build (against 3.75mm bbl expectations) and Cushing draw, DOE confirms a build (but smaller, at 3.38 million barrels) and Cushing saw a draw of 785k barrels (th elargest in 4 weeks). Crude reactiopn was to extnd gains from the earlier knee-jerk and break back above $45, even as crude production rose.
Crude, Stocks, & Bond Yields "Suddenly" Spike
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 09:13 -0500Did someone leak the Fed statement (again)?
Gold & Silver Are Spiking As 2015 Rate-Hike Odds Plunge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 08:53 -0500
Ferrari's China Sales Tumble
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 08:33 -0500Earlier today, Ferrari reported a great quarter. There was just one problem: Ferrari announced that while sales across the rest of the world were solid, rising by 114 and 159 units in Europe and America, to 815 and 682 units respectively, unexpectedly sales in China tumbled by 24% in the third quarter, or down 50 units Y/Y to 157



