Archive - Oct 2015
October 22nd
US Issues Childish Ultimatum To Iraq: "It's Either Us, Or The Russians"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 18:50 -0500"I said it would make it very difficult for us to be able to provide the kind of support you need if the Russians were here conducting operations as well. We can't conduct operations if the Russians were operating in Iraq right now."
Yellen & Kuroda Live In A "Fantasy Fiat World Divorced From Actual Business Conduct"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 18:25 -0500Given what the Japanese have been subjected to in the past two and a half years of QQE, it is nearly criminal to suggest they need only more of it. None of it has worked as promised and stated, so what might have changed? Absolutely nothing except the arrangement of qualifiers and excuses that litter the same shared central bank speech delivered over and over of late. Kuroda says “robust”, Yellen proclaims “strong”, and both only confirm they live not of this world’s economy.
Treasury Warns Of "Humanitarian Crisis" In Puerto Rico If Congress Does Not Agree To Bailout
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 18:00 -0500"Puerto Rico is not Greece"... but it increasingly looks like it will be in a few weeks, thanks to US taxpayers who are about to foot the bill for yet another creditor bailout.
Presenting America's New Debt Ceiling: $19,600,000,000,000
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 17:54 -0500The only certain outcome from the melodramatic debt ceiling fight over the next several days, is the following: the US is about to have a brand spanking new debt ceiling, one that should last it until March of 2017: $19,600,000,000,000.
Paul Ryan Seals Republican Support, Declares Bid For House Speaker
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 17:46 -0500One week ago he said he has no interest in the Speaker position, but so much can change in one week. Moments ago Paul Ryan sent out a letter to the GOP announcing he would run for speaker of the house. And since he had previously said said he would only enter the speaker’s race if he could lock up support from three wings of the fractious party, in the space of just 3 days this week, he appears to have done just that.
Back From The Future: A Presidential Address At The End Of The Fourth Turning
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 17:35 -0500"We know now just how wrong everybody was....and to the rest of the world: we are done with you. Yes we wronged you but we were driven by vain men who harmed us as well as you. Even the interventions across the globe were nothing more than a way to loot the treasury. In the guise of democracy and freedom we brought war and death. We are sorry. I am sorry."
China's Red Capitalism Is The New Black Swan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 16:45 -0500From the bowels of Australia’s iron ore mines to the top of Dubai’s pointless 100 story office towers, the entire warp and woof of the global economy has been distorted and bloated by the central bank money printing spree of the last two decades, led by the red credit machines of Beijing. Everywhere economies have succumbed to over-building, over-consumption, over-financialization and endless dangerous, unstable speculation. Stated differently, China’s red capitalism is the new black swan. There is nothing rational, stable or sustainable about it.
What Your High School Chemistry Teacher Never Taught You About Gold
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 15:55 -0500The ‘money’ in your account doesn’t even really exist. There’s just enough of a thin layer of confidence in the system (at the moment) that this is a widely accepted practice. It seems rather strange when you think about it. Though for thousands of years, early civilizations had some pretty wild ideas about money. There are examples from history of our ancestors using everything from animals skins, to salt, to giant stones, as their form of ‘money’. Though we suppose these weren’t any more ridiculous than our version of money - pieces of paper that don’t even really exist, controlled by unelected central bankers.
In "Manifest Waste Of Time," Portugal Reappoints PM In Defiance Of Anti-Euro Left Coalition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 15:32 -0500In what amounts to a slap in the face for a coalition of Leftist lawmakers who are opposed to the austerity programs that some believe are responsible for painful economic adjustments, Portugal has reappointed PM Pedro Passos Coelho. This sets the country up for an intractable political stalemate and will serve to embed an enormous amount of uncertainty in markets going forward.
Nasdaq Futures Soar After Microsoft, Google, Amazon And AT&T All Beat, Surge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 15:18 -0500
Draghi Dreams Extend US Stock-Buying-Frenzy To Best Since 2011
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 15:04 -05003 Things: Worse, Worst, Or Worst-er
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 14:35 -0500"The basic assertion is the following: the U.S. economy is not showing signs of entering into recession, thus stocks are not at risk of falling into a sustained bear market. Unfortunately, this conclusion is not necessarily true. For history has shown on numerous occasions that you do not need to have an economic recession looming on the horizon to see U.S. stocks fall into a bear market."
Finance Professor "Invests" In Jim Cramer's "Buy Right Now" Portfolio, Loses Money On 72% Of Stock Picks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 14:22 -0500Curious how Jim Cramer's stock picks perform? One person decided to test them out in an audited environment. Here are the results...




