Archive - Nov 23, 2015
Bill Ackman Triples-Down On Valeant: Boosts Stake To 9.9% By Buying Calls, Selling Puts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:38 -0500In the infamous words of Kenny Rogers, "you gotta know when to fold 'em," but in the case of Bill Ackman and his Pershing Square Fund's massive losing position in Valeant (19.47 million shares at average cost of $183.57 against today's $87.11 lows), he has decided to not just double-down, but triple-down by selling puts to fund calls and increase his stake in the company to 9.9% (or 34.12 million shares).
Should People Be Allowed To Work For $1 An Hour?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:25 -0500Whether a job requires intense effort and a specialized skill or just having a human brain, market prices are the only way to match people that want to do the job with the people that want the job done. Even $0/hour is sometimes voluntarily chosen by a worker who simply wants to help a certain cause. Mandated minimum wages eliminate these kinds of peaceful and productive arrangements, leaving both parties unsatisfied and society worse off.
Facebook Knows A Cult When It Sees One
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:20 -0500It appears, like so many of the world's status-quo worshippers, that Facebook thinks The Fed is a 'religious center'...
A Furious Ralph Nader Calls Out The Fed As "Tribune To Plutocratic, Crony Capitalism"; Janet Yellen Responds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:05 -0500In his letter, reproduced below, Nader bashes the "tediously over-dramatic indecision as to when interest rates will be raised"; demands that the Fed not "lecture us about the Fed not being “political.” When you are the captives of the financial industry, led by the too-big-to-fail banks, you are generically “political" and - in short - wants to know when the Fed will put the interests of Main Street over those of "plutocratic, crony capitalism for which the Federal Reserve has long been a leading Tribune."
Open Both Eyes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:30 -0500If you close your left eye, the US dollar is strong. The labor market has recovered to its pre-crisis levels. The US is affluent and free. But if you close your right eye, the dollar is astonishingly overvalued based on nearly every objective metric that exists, police forces have turned into federally-funded paramilitary units, and a grand surveillance state now dominates over the citizens, and many of the basic freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution have become watered-down aphorisms rather than inalienable rights. That’s our world. It is simultaneously full of risk AND reward. The important thing is to look with BOTH eyes.
Stocks Dip As Credit, Copper, & Yield Curve Dump Trumps Crude & Dollar Pump
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:10 -0500"Central Banks Are Out Of Dry Powder" Stockman Warns "Another Financial Crisis Is Unavoidable"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:00 -0500"This is the final spasm of a dying bull market that has been entirely fueled by central bank money printing. But if you look at the underlying trends both in the domestic and in the global economy and the outlook for earnings, everything that matters is heading south and the real global recessionary forces are just getting started."
Swiss Bank "Goes There", Applies Negative Rates To Retail Deposits
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 15:45 -0500"We have determined that applying a negative rate was a more transparent and fairer solution for our clientele. This decision on negative rates is costing us a lot of money -- pretty much the equivalent of our entire annual profit last year."
In New Video, A Grateful Al-Qaeda Thanks US For Supplying Anti-Tank Missiles
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 15:40 -0500Why Is The NY Attorney General Not Prosecuting The Real FX Spoofing Criminalgos
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 15:33 -0500In a world where every market is rigged and manipulated - either by central banks, by algos, or by human actors eager to "get rich quick" - we doubt many will care that the New York Attorney General has finally figured that the FX market was also rigged by spoofing (something we have pointed out since 2013), and yet this latest development is worth pointing out. The reason for that is not so much the companies which are named in this latest crackdown on widespread manipulation in the world's most important market (now that all central banks are engaged in currency warfare) but which are not.
Saudi Arabia Sentences Poet To Death For "Renouncing Islam"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 15:15 -0500If ISIS had sentenced an internationally renowned poet to death on trumped up charges of “renouncing Islam,” it would be highlighted endlessly across Western media until the public was sufficiently salivating for war against the latest CIA-invented enemy. When one of America’s closest allies does it…not so much.
A Year Of "Pain Trades" And Flash Crashes: 2015 Summarized In 10 Bullet Points
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 14:39 -05002015 ends with the market cap of Amazon & Google exceeding that of every single Chinese company in the MSCI China index… the US stock market a mere 107 trading days away from becoming the 2nd longest bull market of all-time, with equity leadership driven by “growth” (longest duration of outperformance ever) & “quality” (at all-time relative high)… and $6trn of negatively-yielding government bonds, $17trn of bonds yielding <1%, and the Fed expected to raise the Fed funds rates for the 1st time since 2006.
The US Has 'Boundary' Problems
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 14:16 -0500A reasonable argument can be made that the temperament of the USA is worse than that of Germany in 1932. We’re more foolish, feckless, and savage, our politics more ridiculous, and the wave we’re riding is much more dangerous.
Markets Swoon On News Terrorist's Explosive Belt Was Found In Paris Trash Can
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 14:13 -0500Authorities in Belgium have extended threat level 4 (the highest) for Brussels on Monday which presumably means that a "serious and imminent" threat still exists. One of the 15 people arrested over the weekend was charged in connection with the Paris attack and the going assumption is that police are still looking for two unidentified men, one Jihadi John accomplice, and Salah Abdeslam.
S&P Just Warned Asia's Largest Commodity Trader It May Be Junked
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 13:58 -0500As usual, S&P was late, but just over three months after our explicit warning, the rating agency finally came out with the catalyst we have been expecting when moments ago it said that it had "placed its 'BBB-' long-term corporate credit rating on Hong Kong-based supply-chain management service provider Noble Group Ltd. and the 'BBB-' issue rating on the company's senior unsecured notes on CreditWatch with negative implications." In other words, Asia's Glencore is about to be junked.




