Archive - Nov 24, 2015
"Sell In December And Go Away" - Why Goldman Sees The Market Going Nowhere In 2016
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 13:56 -0500When it comes to 2016, Goldman says that it is "deja vu all over again", and that the S&P 500 index will tread water for a second consecutive year. Specifically Goldman says that its "year-end 2016 target of 2100 represents a 1% price gain from the current index level (2089), which itself is just 1% above the year-end 2014 level of 2059." Here are the reasons why Goldman expects all the main themes from 2015 to be repeated in the coming year, and why the one can just sell on December 31, 2015 and go away for the next year:
Turkish Delight? Post-EU Close Buying Binge Sends Dow, S&P Surging Above Overnight Highs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 13:43 -0500Nothing matters...
The Third hedgeless_horseman's 12 Days of Christmas ~ Gift ideas for the Zero Hedge reader in your life
Submitted by hedgeless_horseman on 11/24/2015 13:31 -0500If you know someone special that likes the finer things in life, and lives where they may need to defend those finer things and their life, I offer mrs_horseman's recipe for, "Can-of-Whoop-Ass."
Look Out Troika, Portugal Names Socialist Antonio Costa Prime Minister
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 13:26 -0500In a move that ends a weeks-long political stalemate, Portugal's President Anibal Cavaco Silva has named Socialist leader Antonio Costa PM. Due to Costa's alliance with the Left Bloc and the Communists, many worry the stage is now set for a showdown with Brussels, the IMF, and Berlin.
Mixed Demand For 5 Year Paper As Auction Tails
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 13:17 -0500While yesterday's 2 Year auction was well stronger than expected, moments ago the Treasury sold $35 billion in 5 Years in an auction that came quite mixed: the High Yield printed at 1.67%, or the highest since June, it tailed 0.5 bps to the 1.665% When Issued. Perhaps showing the flattening of the curve on the short end, while yesterday's 2Y closed at the highest yield since May 2010, today's 5Y was only the highest since June, when a comparable auction yielded 1.71%.
NATO Backs Turkey's Version Of Events, Calls For "Calm & De-Escalation"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 12:57 -0500Following the meeting of the North Atlantic Council requested by Turkey - to explain its actions - NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg gave a statement to the press, urging, just as Obama and Hollande just did, no escalation between the two nations and backing Turkey's version of events - that Russia did indeed violate Turkish airspace.
Robbery In Progress At Chase Branch On 6th Avenue In Downtown Manhattan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 12:34 -0500It was 11 months ago when brazen thieves penetrated deep within the "safe" confines of Manhattan, and tried to rob a Chase Manhattan branch on 72nd and Columbus in the Upper West Side. It was unclear if the robbers were successful then, or if the bank even had any cash. Moments ago, another bunch of just as brazen robbers has attempted to rob another Chase branch, this time on 6th Avenue and 18th street. According to the NY Scanner, the NYPD just called in a Level 1 mobilization to 611 6th Avenue, where thieves have struck yet again.
At Least A Dozen Killed In Tunisian Capital As ISIS Targets Presidential Guards
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 12:21 -0500Five months (nearly to the day) after a gunman stormed the popular resort of Port El Kantaoui, north of Sousse in Tunisia killing 38 people including 30 British citizens with a Kalashnikov, multiple sources are reporting that an explosion in the capital has hit a bus carrying presidential guards.
Valeant Just Won't Stop Falling
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 12:04 -0500Despite Ackman's triple-down, Valeant has given up all the after-hours' gains and is rapidly losing last week's "buying spree" dead-cat-bounce rally as Pershing's newly synthetic position in the troubled stock moves deeper in the red...
Sudden Buying-Panic Lifts Dow Into Green As Algos Ignore Turkish "Hostile Act"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 11:42 -0500It appears the "hostile act" in Turkey was not enough to keep the dip-buyers from bidding The Dow back into the green for the day. Nasdaq and the S&P are still lagging... as is the credit market.
Presidents Obama & Hollande Explain How They Will 'Contain' ISIS Again - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 11:29 -0500With 11 days passed since the horrific actions in Paris, French President Francois Hollande arrived at the White House to discuss the conflict with President Barack Obama, likely asking for greater cooperation (with Russia - who Hollande will meet Thursday) in the battle against ISIS. Obama and Hollande made no statements as they began their meeting in the Oval Office but we can only imagine Turkey’s downing of a Russian fighter jet over its border with Syria produced fresh complications for the international campaign against Islamic State.
Russia Declares Warplane Downing A "Hostile Act" But Will It Cut Turkish Gas Supplies?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 11:10 -0500Some have suggested Vladmir Putin's first retaliation for the Turkish shooting down of a Russian fighter jet would be to cut off gas supplies (which represent 57% of Turkey's supply). With Russia Defense Minister stating that the "downing of the Russian warplane is a 'hostile act'," adding that the defense ministry is "devising a set of measures to respond to the incident," it seems taking the 'nuclear option' of cutting off 20% of Erdogan's entire energy supply would be a strong first non-lethal non-World-War-3-starting step.
It Wasn't Us - Pentagon Shrugs At "Exaggerating, Sloppy, Uncaring" Russian Jet Shootdown
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 10:45 -0500The Pentagon's army colonel Steve Warren has made it clear how Washington feels about the unraveling situation in Syria. In not so many words, Warren explained 'not our problem', pointing out the Russian jet shootdown is "a Russia-Turkey issue," and that US was not ionvolved. He then quickly moved on to the propaganda section of the briefing, explaining how "sloppy, uncaring" Russia was "exaggerating" its achievements in Syria.
Richmond Fed Shows 3rd Monthly Decline As Wages Crash Most In 4 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 10:33 -0500A collapse in new orders and the order backlog combined with a plunge in wages, average workweek, and number of employees has left the Richmond Fed contracting for the 3rd month in a row. The last three times this happened, The US was either in recession or The Fed unleashed QE3.
For Low Income Americans, All "Hope" Is Gone
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/24/2015 10:19 -0500The lowest income Americans appear to have officially given up on the "hope"...



