Archive - Nov 2015
November 23rd
Why "Supply & Demand" Doesn't Work For Oil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 19:55 -0500The traditional view of the impact of low oil prices seems to be, "It is just another cycle." Or, "The cure for low prices is low prices." We are doubtful that either of these views is right.
How To Trade The Fed's Upcoming "Policy Error" In Three Parts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 19:28 -0500"... the next 12-18 months will be divided into three periods corresponding to the three distinct regimes of market dynamics. They can be summarized by the following modes of the curve: short-term tactical bear flatteners on the back of a Fed liftoff story, followed by volatile bear steepeners of the “taper-tantrum” type around mid-year, and a bull-flattening finale as structural factors deem rate hikes to be a policy mistake."
Carsonnochio Strikes Again - "Walks Back" Comments He Saw Muslims Cheering On 9/11
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 19:11 -0500As Donald Trump came under fire for claiming that he saw Muslims in New Jersey cheering on 9/11, admitted-non-total-truth-speaker Ben Carson jumped on the bandwagon claiming he too "saw film of it." Now, in yet another embarrassing u-turn 'oops' for the retired (now it all makes sense) neurosurgeon, the Carson campaign told CBS News Monday evening that Carson is "really not" standing behind his earlier statement and that the GOP presidential candidate was thinking of other footage he saw.
The Closing Of The Global Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 19:05 -0500"The political left is happy to see people cross borders but would gladly restrict the flow of capital and goods. The political right is happy to see capital and goods cross borders but would gladly build a fence to restrict the flow of people. I’m afraid that the compromise might be to restrict people, capital and goods."
"Get Him The Hell Out Of Here": Trump Heckles "Obnoxious" Black Lives Matter Activist Who Interrupted Rally
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 18:40 -0500"Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Get him out of here. Throw him out!”
State Department Issues Worldwide Travel Alert "Due To Increased Terrorist Threats"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 18:11 -0500Bill Ackman Triples-Down On Valeant: Boosts Stake To 9.9% By Buying Calls, Selling Puts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:38 -0500In the infamous words of Kenny Rogers, "you gotta know when to fold 'em," but in the case of Bill Ackman and his Pershing Square Fund's massive losing position in Valeant (19.47 million shares at average cost of $183.57 against today's $87.11 lows), he has decided to not just double-down, but triple-down by selling puts to fund calls and increase his stake in the company to 9.9% (or 34.12 million shares).
Should People Be Allowed To Work For $1 An Hour?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:25 -0500Whether a job requires intense effort and a specialized skill or just having a human brain, market prices are the only way to match people that want to do the job with the people that want the job done. Even $0/hour is sometimes voluntarily chosen by a worker who simply wants to help a certain cause. Mandated minimum wages eliminate these kinds of peaceful and productive arrangements, leaving both parties unsatisfied and society worse off.
Facebook Knows A Cult When It Sees One
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:20 -0500It appears, like so many of the world's status-quo worshippers, that Facebook thinks The Fed is a 'religious center'...
A Furious Ralph Nader Calls Out The Fed As "Tribune To Plutocratic, Crony Capitalism"; Janet Yellen Responds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:05 -0500In his letter, reproduced below, Nader bashes the "tediously over-dramatic indecision as to when interest rates will be raised"; demands that the Fed not "lecture us about the Fed not being “political.” When you are the captives of the financial industry, led by the too-big-to-fail banks, you are generically “political" and - in short - wants to know when the Fed will put the interests of Main Street over those of "plutocratic, crony capitalism for which the Federal Reserve has long been a leading Tribune."
Open Both Eyes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:30 -0500If you close your left eye, the US dollar is strong. The labor market has recovered to its pre-crisis levels. The US is affluent and free. But if you close your right eye, the dollar is astonishingly overvalued based on nearly every objective metric that exists, police forces have turned into federally-funded paramilitary units, and a grand surveillance state now dominates over the citizens, and many of the basic freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution have become watered-down aphorisms rather than inalienable rights. That’s our world. It is simultaneously full of risk AND reward. The important thing is to look with BOTH eyes.
Stocks Dip As Credit, Copper, & Yield Curve Dump Trumps Crude & Dollar Pump
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:10 -0500"Central Banks Are Out Of Dry Powder" Stockman Warns "Another Financial Crisis Is Unavoidable"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 16:00 -0500"This is the final spasm of a dying bull market that has been entirely fueled by central bank money printing. But if you look at the underlying trends both in the domestic and in the global economy and the outlook for earnings, everything that matters is heading south and the real global recessionary forces are just getting started."
Swiss Bank "Goes There", Applies Negative Rates To Retail Deposits
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 15:45 -0500"We have determined that applying a negative rate was a more transparent and fairer solution for our clientele. This decision on negative rates is costing us a lot of money -- pretty much the equivalent of our entire annual profit last year."





