Archive - Dec 12, 2015
World Leaders Just Agreed To A "Historic" Climate Accord... Which Is Non-Binding And Has No Enforcement Language
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 14:58 -0500
Great news! The "greatest threat to future generations of the world" has apparently been solved. World leaders Saturday adopted an historic international climate accord in Paris, the first-ever agreement to commit almost every country to fight climate change. However, as we knew all along and just got confirmation, the 31-page pact does not have binding language or a mechanism to force countries to live up to the promises to cut greenhouse gases.
Artist's Impression Of Middle-Class America
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 14:35 -0500The middle class has one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel, thanks to our corrupt and dysfunctional system of money. It’s time to end crony capitalism, which is leading us deeper into fascism.
Market Panics As "China's Warren Buffett" Detained In "Richter Scale 9 Event"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 14:00 -0500China’s sweeping crackdown on sellers, “manipulators”, frontrunners, financial journalists and anyone else “suspected” of acting in such a way as to sow fear and uncertainty in the wake of the dramatic meltdown in Chinese equities that unfolded over the summer has ensnared money managers, high profile executives, and government officials alike. Earlier this week, it reached a crescendo with the disappearance of Guo Guangchang, known to some as “China’s Warren Buffett. We now have a bit more in the way of color regarding Guo’s detention and sure enough, he’s being “held in connection with an investigation.”
Good Luck Getting Your Money Out When the Next Crisis Hits
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 12/12/2015 13:57 -0500The doors are closing for investors looking to get out before the Crisis hits.
Morons At The Precipice
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 13:25 -0500Seven years of zero rates, massive monetary inflation and incessant market backstopping have desensitized and anesthetized. Rational thought ultimately succumbed to "perpetual money machine" quackery. And now all of this greatly increases vulnerability to destabilizing market dislocations, as senses are restored and nerves awakened. "A lot of this looks like late 2007 or early 2008," warns one manager, but today, market mispricing is systemic and global – virtually all securities classes at home and abroad.
Turkish Hurryiet Daily Possibly Targeted In "Armed Attack"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 12:52 -0500"In the past there had been cases where some panels in the building explode spontaneously"....
10 Things More Likely To Kill You Than Islamic Terror
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 12:00 -0500"I am not terrified of the terrorists; i.e., I am not, myself, terrorized. Rather, I am terrified of the terrorized; terrified of the bovine masses who are so easily manipulated by terrorists, governments, and the terror-amplifying media into allowing our country to slip toward totalitarianism and total war." – Dan Sanchez
Lucky Lucky Girl
Submitted by Tim Knight from Slope of Hope on 12/12/2015 11:09 -0500If anyone on this planet could be accused of tying Marissa Mayer's sexuality to her career, I think one need look no farther than the woman herself.
Thousands Of Militiamen Stage Anti-Turkey Protests In Baghdad As Iraq Lodges Security Council Complaint
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 10:10 -0500"As the leader of a military brigade, I am not fully satisfied with the government's action, and we are here to say that Iraq's patience has run out."
"We call on the Security Council to demand that Turkey withdraw its forces immediately and not to violate Iraqi sovereignty again."





