Archive - Dec 4, 2015

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Americans Have Never Tried To Buy So Many Guns In November... Ever





Two things happened after the most recent widely publicized US mass shootings/domestic terrorism acts: i) Obama once again made a concerted effort to push for gun-control, and ii) gun sales soared to record highs for November most likely in response to i). As we reported in September, citing the FT, "gun sales this year could surpass the record set in 2013, when gun purchases surged after the December 2012 Sandy Hook murders." And given that Black Friday background checks broke all previous records, it appears we are well on our way.

 

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Oil Unmoved As US Rig Count Tumbles To May 2010 Lows





For the 13th week of the last 14, US Oil rig counts declined. Down 10 to 545 rigs, this is the lowest since May 2010 as the temporary respite in the early Fall has given way to reality and rig counts track the lagged crude price lower...

 

 

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Keynes Is Dead (and We Are All "In The Long Run" Now)





Keynes is dead – unfortunately his etatiste nonsense didn’t expire with him. Meanwhile, the long run is catching up with those who have so far failed to die.

 

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Why The Euro Didn't Drop (Despite Payrolls 'All Clear' For Fed)





The positive US payrolls report has sent December rate hike odds up to around 80% and along with the 'all clear' from Hilsy, one would expect relative 'strong dollar' flows front-running the divergent policy directions about to be undertaken by The Fed. However, EURUSD continues to rise this morning... here's why... (until Draghi puts everyone straight)

 

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Spreading E-Coli Infection Results In Another Chipotle Stock Puke





After plunging to 17-month lows just 2 weeks ago on a CDC report that ecoli was more widespread than previously believed, Chipotle Mexican Grill is plunging once again on a new CDC report of seven more ill people and Illinois, Maryland, and Pennsylvania have been added to the list of states reporting illnesses, bringing the total to nine states.  

 

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“Helicopter Draghi” Disappoints - Gold Rises, Euro Surges, Stocks and Bonds Battered Globally





Magic ‘Super Mario’, the ECB’s monetary magician, disappointed markets yesterday as continuing and unprecedented monetary easing failed to prevent a sharp sell-off in stock and bond markets yesterday which has continued today.

 

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Why The Fed Has To Raise Rates





Whether or not the Fed actually manages to raise rates in the real world is less important than maintaining USD hegemony. No empire has ever prospered or endured by weakening its currency.

 

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Junk Bonds Did Not Get The Memo





What happens next?

 

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Since January The US Has Added 294,000 Waiters & Bartenders, And Zero Manufacturing Workers





Here is one of the reasons why the Fed is confident the US economy is strong and resilient enough to sustain a rate hike: since January, the US has added 293,900 waiter & bartender positions and zero manufacturing workers.

 

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Meanwhile On The "Apocalyptic" Northern Greek Border...





In a somewhat depressing show of the farce that is Europe's immigration policy, local media reports "apocalyptic scenes" on the northern Greek border where "economic migrants" who are not entitled to leave Greece's provisional camps are fighting with 'refugees' who are entitled to leave, and head into other European nations. Petrol bombs and stones flew through the air, fists, kicks and wrestling on the ground as migrants hindered refugees from entering Macedonia (FYROM). People have injured, trampled and faint, among them many babies as some migrants tried to pass together with the refugees and were apparently hindered with stun grenades fired by the FYROM police.

 

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"No Cut In Production" - OPEC Press Conference Begins (Finally) - Live Feed





OPEC HAS AGREED TO OIL OUTPUT POLICY ROLLOVER, SETS TARGET AT 31.5 M B/D AFTER INDONESIA JOINS: DELEGATE. This increases the output limit up from 30 million but is merely reflective of the current real output from the Cartel of 31.5 million barrels. And crude is crashing, Ruble is dumping and gold is jumping.

 

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Wage Gains: For Your Boss - Yes; For You - Not So Much





The next time you wonder where the Fed Chairwoman is seeing wage growth, the answer is simple: they are looking at your boss' paycheck, yours... not so much.

 

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Fed Whisperer Hilsenrath Confirms 'All-Clear' For December Rate-Hike





"Friday’s employment report clears the way for the Federal Reserve to raise short-term interest rates by a quarter-percentage point at its Dec. 15-16 policy meeting, ending seven years of near-zero interest rates."

 

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This Is Not Your Father's Market





"We live in a dystopian investment world, whose markets have morphed into an Orwellian backdrop of omnipresent government intervention and manipulation that is increasingly dictated by the quant community -- who worship at the altar of prices and price momentum (and are agnostic on values)."

 

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