Archive - Dec 2015
December 18th
Canadians Sell Cans Of "Rocky Mountain Air" To Choking Chinese
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 20:00 -0500The Chinese are so desperate for clean air - amid the most disgusting pollution in history - that they have turned to buying cans of fresh air to breathe during the most smog-filled days. With low oil prices crushing their economy, Canada has begun to export another resource as CNBC reports Alberta-based Vitality Air is selling "Rocky Mountain air" to the Chinese for $10 to $20 per can.
On Conspiracy Theories
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 19:30 -0500Perhaps the first step in rectifying our situation is to begin to look at the world not as it could be, but how it is. To see things for what they are, to discard the falsehoods, no matter how pleasant they may seem in order to embrace the truth regardless of how painful it may be. And that’s not a theory, that’s a reality.
MSNBC Anchor Stunned By Trump-Putin Lovefest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 19:15 -0500Following Vladimir Putin's 'endorsement' of The Donald, explaining his hope for "a more substantial, deeper relationship," with America, Trump has reciprocated the show of respect by thanking the Russian president for the "great honor." This mutual back-patting stunned MSNBC anchor Joe Scarborough, who exclaimed, Putin "is a person who kills journalists, political opponents and invades countries," to which Trump responded, silencing Scarborough, "he's running his country, and at least he's a leader, unlike what we have in our country."
Argentinians Are Now Poorer Than Citizens Of Equatorial Guinea After Massive Devaluation
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 19:00 -0500As FT reports, “Argentines woke up on Thursday richer than Poles, Chileans and Hungarians [but] by bedtime they were not only poorer than all three, but also more pecunious than Mexicans, Costa Ricans and the good people of Equatorial Guinea.”
CEO To Yellen: "Let Us Tell You What We Are Seeing!!"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 18:35 -0500"I don’t mean to make anybody too worried about this stuff, right? ... We can speak less about stuff and pretend like everything’s just always great. It makes me think hey, should we be calling Yellen... and saying, let us tell you what we are seeing."
Yet Again, The Media Got The Facts Wrong About The San Bernardino Attacks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 18:30 -0500On Wednesday, the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigations said the agency has no evidence the married couple accused of killing 14 people in San Bernardino, California earlier this month had any connection to an active terror cell. This admission from the FBI directly contradicts media reports that immediately claimed the San Bernardino shooters were linked to Daesh (ISIS) via social media.
Islamic Blitzkrieg Coming To Germany, Arrested Jihadist Warns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 18:01 -0500As Spiegel reports, an ISIS turncoat now in German custody says that "during his time in the Syrian warzone, he frequently heard people talking about attacks in the West and says that pretty much every European jihadist was approached with the same questions he had been asked." "They want something that happens everywhere at the same time."
The Market’s Gamblers Are Pumping Air
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 17:30 -0500The Fed pricked the financial bubblethis week as expected. Janet Yellen’s press conference couldn’t have been more perfect as it confirmed that the money printers have come to a stark dead end. The fact is, the global economy is deflating rapidly and the U.S. is sliding into recession. But our Fed chairman is clueless about what’s happening. She and her posse of money printers are going to get bushwhacked by reality in the year ahead.
Japan Still Leads The Way Towards Our ENDGAME
Submitted by Secular Investor on 12/18/2015 17:11 -0500When the 'Land of the Rising Sun' jumps into the abyss...
ISIS Axis Assemble! Turkey To Establish Military Base In Qatar
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 17:00 -0500"Turkey and Qatar face common problems and we are both very concerned about developments in the region and uncertain policies of other countries. We confront common enemies. At this critical time for the Middle East cooperation between us is vital."
Weekend Reading: All About Janet
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 16:30 -0500"In a worst case scenario, the real economy effects of the oil sector and the earnings slowdown hit the frothy commercial real estate and REIT sector, which in turn begin the widening of the contagion begun by energy high yield. Combine this with the sudden stop to lower quality energy credits I believe is inevitable and you likely have stall speed – or even recession. And that’s where subprime auto ABS, student loan securitization and US munis come into the picture for the US domestic economy. Those markets get hit in recession."
'Twas The Hike Before Christmas
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 15:55 -0500Commodities managers searched in despair; for solace, in cupboards, but cupboards were bare; BRIC managers looked at each other in shock, with a new acronym for EM markets – COCK.
The Statist Mindset
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/18/2015 15:15 -0500A libertarian mindset looks at the same results and concludes that if people are fallible, then the absolutely last thing in the world we should do is to give them sovereignty not only over themselves but over other people as well.




